Juuban High - Day 21

Story by: Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I got to school and found Elise sitting in front of her locker, grinning to herself. I wouldn't have seen her if it wasn't for my trusty flashlights. I didn't even walk into anything! But anyway... why was she grinning to herself? I began to wonder about her... then... I decided to ask her what was making her so happy.

"Everyone loves me!" Elise said, smiling.

"...Everyone?" I looked confused.

Trunks and Youji walked over to us at that time, Youji sat down beside Elise and put an arm around her while Trunks stood behind me, hugging me. *Sigh ^_^*

"Yep. See: Vegeta wants me. He loves me. He even kissed me! -"

"Um, Elise, YOU kissed HIM." I pointed out.

"No, no, no, he kissed back, therefore he did kiss me!"

Trunks sighed and rested his head on my shoulder, "is she always like this?"

"'Fraid so."

"And then, of course, there's Wu Fei! He touched my hand!"

"You touched his." I pointed out, yet again.

"No! He touched mine. He loves me."

Youji pulled out his string and silently played with it, a glare forming across his face. I could almost hear him threatening death upon Veggie and Wu Fei.

"And then Inu Yasha, he passed me."

"My dad went after him! The sign even told us not to send 'that evil short man' who is obviously my dad, since no one is both SHORT and EVIL, after him anymore!" Trunks looked frustrated with Elise's stupidity.

"He would have passed me on his own! You know why?"

"Lemme guess, 'he loves me!'" Youji said sarcastically.

"What? No! He loves me! Not you!" Elise glared in his direction.

"I didn't say that he loves me!"

"You did! You said 'Lemme guess, he loves me!'"

Youji sighed in defeat. He wouldn't win that one - Elise was too stubborn to believe that he was quoting what she was going to say next, so he gave up.

Elise smiled a smug smile.

The bell rang, and even though we didn't have to go to class, we went anyway.

We got to computers and saw Ravi, sitting in the back crying. He was all bandaged up from the beating Elise gave him, and I couldn't help but feel a little sorry for him.

"Ravi, why are you crying?"

"Master Quatre doesn't love me like he loves Trowa. He could never love me like that. I'm so depressed! All I want is to be loved by Master Quatre, with those sparkling blue eyes and his wisps of blonde hair, and that pink shirt... he is perfect for me, yet he does not love me!"

"I'm sure it'll all work out." I said, not knowing what to do.

"It won't! He has found his true love! And I have found mine... just not with him"

I sat down beside Elise and we were just about to get up and leave when Heero walked in.

"Carrie, Elise, there's a package for you."

We looked at each other and shrugged. I got up and grabbed the package and carried it to our desks. "It's pretty heavy, I wonder what it is..."

Elise grabbed it and opened it.

A bust of Kuno's head. It was talking.

"Didn't we read this somewhere before?" I asked in fear.

Elise nodded.

"My fair sparkling celestial bodies of joy! I am sorry to inform you that I will not be around to see you for a few days, as I have been suspended by that evil sorcerer Ranma Saotome for fighting on school property. This should keep you company, as it will talk to you for a few days and make you feel loved by I, the great Upperclassman, Tatewaki Kuno!"

I pulled out a mallet and smashed it to pieces.

"I have never been more frightened in my life. That boy needs some serious psychiatric help." Elise said, staring at the smashed bits of Kuno.

"You're telling me."

We walked out of class and went to drama. We didn't plan on staying, but we saw that our substitute today was Tasuki and suddenly drama sounded a lot more fun!

"Rekka shinen!" He used that to light up the drama studio.

"Tasuki!!" Elise sat at his feet. I sat down beside him, Trunks and Youji wondering what he had that was so interesting to us. They're so cute when they're jealous.

"I don't get it. He's nothing special." Youji mumbled, pulling out his string.

"I know. I don't understand girls," Trunks sweat dropped.

"Sit down and leave me the fuck alone, we ain't gonna be doing dick all today. If ya piss me off, I'll fuckin' burn the shit out of ya. Are we fucking understood?"

Swearing is so sexy when it comes from Tasuki. *^_^*

The class said nothing, and Tasuki took it as a yes.

The class went without a hitch, although Tasuki kept telling Elise and me that he hates women.

"I know you love me, everyone loves me!"

"I don't love ya!"

"You're in denial!" Elise smiled at him and Tasuki sighed.

"Why me? Why fuckin' me?!" he walked out of the room as the bell rang.

"See that? He so wants me."

"I bet," I muttered and we went to lunch.

We ate in the cafeteria this time, lighting candles all around our table. You know, Trunks and Youji look very nice under candlelight... Heh.

"QUATRE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!" That wail could only belong to Ravi.

"What's with him?" Elise questioned.

"He's having boy problems."

"Boy problems?" Trunks and Youji said.

"Yea."

"Oh..." They looked confused. We would explain to them later.

"HE JUST DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!" Ravi sat down beside Elise and started crying into her shoulder.

"Get it off, get it off!" Elise squealed and moved closer to Youji, who smiled and wrapped his arms protectively around her.

Ravi ran out, crying about how he wanted Quatre to love him and treasure him.

"Maybe he should just give up on Quatre." Trunks said, looking up from his food for a second.

Everyone just nodded and went back to eating. Every once in a while, Goku would sit down and attempt to mooch off of us, but Trunks blasted him into Low Earth Orbit, and that was the end of that.

We stayed in the cafeteria for third period, but nothing of significance happened then.

Math! My favourite period of the day!

Elise walked in and went right up to Vegeta, putting her arm around him. "Hiya, Veggie-Chan! How are you today?"

"GET OFF YOU INSOLENT HUMAN!!!" Vegeta pushed her away.

"But Veggie-Chan, I was just saying hello!" Elise whined.

"Do not speak to me. Do not call me Veggie-Chan or Veggie, or any other variant. I do not need a pathetic and stupid nickname."

"You let us call you that before!" Elsie pointed out.

"I never noticed before."

"Whatever you say Veggie-Chan!" Elise smiled happily.

Vegeta powered up and got ready to shoot a ball of energy at her, until she whipped out the picture and smiled deviously.

Vegeta glared, "GOD DAMMIT!"

"Vegeta, face it, you can't win." I said. I knew he would probably kill me for it, but I thought I'd take my chances.

Vegeta glared at me, and shot the energy blast. It hit Ravi.

"Um... if you were trying to hit me... you sorta... missed." I said quietly.

"I was aiming for Ravi, not you, you ill-bred human weakling onna!"

"Why would you try to hit Ravi this time?" Youji asked.

"Because he called me Veggie. I do not allow that of pathetic weakling humans."

"But you let me call you that cuz you love me! When are we going to get married?" Elise looked at him with stars in her eyes.

There was a loud bang, and we all knew it was Trunks hitting his head against the desk.

"Trunks don't do that!" I went over and sat beside him.

"She did not say what I think she said... she did not just ask my dad when they would get married..." Trunks banged his head on the desk again.

Vegeta was staring at Elise in what we believe was shock.

"We. Are. NOT. Getting. Married. You. Insolent. Stupid. Human."

"We have to, we need to prove our love for each other!"

"No." Vegeta looked back at Trunks, who was still banging his head on the desk. "Stupid boy, will you stop that?"

"...Sorry dad," Trunks mumbled and leaned against me, mumbling about a headache. It was his own fault, but I hugged him and comforted him anyway... Hehe. ^^;

"Now sit down and shut up, you have work to do." Vegeta glared at Elise and she sat down, telling everyone the plans for her wedding to Vegeta.

"Okay, that's it!" Vegeta screamed, standing up.

Elise gulped.

"Stupid boy."

Trunks looked up at his dad. "What did I do this time?!"

"Nothing. Will you take your stupid friends home. I've had enough of you all for one day. Out of my sight!"

We all obeyed Vegeta and left, but before Elise left she hugged him and kissed his cheek, which only put Vegeta in a worse mood (although I think he liked it secretly!). We all went home, Elise rambling about how she could prove that Vegeta loved her. I pity Veggie-Chan.