Chapter 1..
The Orientation...
Everyone is on their Classrooms... Now For Wei first.. The Teacher Came in to the room And All Student shut themselves.. The Teacher Introduced..
Yuan Shao: Hello Childrens.. My name is Yuan Shao i came to a Noble family and a Great Teacher in English...
Cao Cao: Haha.. Sounds like an Ass to meh.. (wishpered to himself)
Yuan Shao: So I would like to request to you that..(paused for a moment) That you introduced yourselves one by one.. (Devil look)
All: Geeze.. Scary..
Yuan Shao: Ok Uhm.. You Young man.. (pointing to Cao Cao)..
Cao Cao: Huh?.. Me?.. (gasped)
Yuan Shao: Yes you.. Now pls.. stand up Go to the center and introduce yourself..
Cao Cao: Yes Teacher...
Cao Cao stands , go to the center and introduce himself...
Cao Cao: Hiya! I am Cao Cao... Well i am a handsome person , cute and talented.. If you want me to call Lord Cao Cao and it is my pleasure..
Cao Pi: Oh! Shut up dad..
Cao Cao: You're just jelous...
Cao Pi: No..
Yuan Shao: Stop Now.. Ok.. Cao Cao you may sit now..
Cao Cao: Thank You..
Yuan Shao: Next... You guy (pointing to Cao Pi)
Cao Pi: Ahemm.. My name is Cao Pi.. The son of the most stupid Cao Cao... If You Can see.. I am More HANDSOME than my creep father...
Cao Cao: Humph! That's not true..
Yuan Shao: Quiet Now.. (looking mad to Cao Cao).. You May sit Cao Pi..
Cao Pi: Yes Sir..
Yuan Shao: You One Eyeded Man.. (pointing Xiahou Dun)..
Xiahou Dun: I am Xiahou Dun.. A one Eyeded Man.. But Though and Smooth... Thank You That's All..
Yuan Shao: And You Bow Man (Pointing Xiahou Yuan)
Xiahou Yuan: My Name Is Xiahou Yuan.. Brother of Xiahou Dun.. A Master Archer...
Yuan Shao: Humm.. Is that so.. Well thank you... Next Arab Looking (pointing Xu Huang)..
Xu Huang: Hey That's not nice.. Uhm.. Well i am Xu Huang.. Just A Mighty Person..
Yuan Shao: That's enough.. Um Next.. Short Guy.. (pointing Zhang Liao)..
Zhang Liao: Hey! I'm Not Short! (shouted)
Yuan Shao: Yes you are...
Zhang Liao: Bitch..(wishpered).. I Am Zhang Liao.. I Like Pizza..
Yuan Shao: Uh.. Thank You Shorty.. Big Brute stand.. (pointing Dian Wei)
Dian Wei: I am Dian Wei Protector of Cao Cao...
Yuan Shao: So What.. Pls.. sit.. You Punk (pointing Pang De)
Pang De: Pang De is my name..
Yuan Shao: Don't you want to describe yourself?..
Pang De: No Sir...
Yuan Shao: How Poor.. Next?.. Fancy Pants.. (pointing Zhang He)
Zhang He: I am the most beautiful Guy here.. My name is Zhang He..
Yuan Shao: Haha..I think you're Gay.. Sit Down..
Zhang He: How Rude..You jerk..
Yuan Shao: Humph.. Poor Child.. Uh.. Next Fat Boy..(pointing to Xu Zhu)..
Xu Zhu: My Name is Xu Zhu...Duh..
Yuan Shao: Sit Down..
While sitting down...the chair got a crack.. then he sitted.. the chair broke and he fell down..
All: Hahaha.. Pig!
Xu Zhu: You will all pay!
Yuan Shao: Stop!.. Um.. Next.. (paused).. Well well well.. introduce yourself Young Lady (pointing at Zhen Ji)
Zhen Ji: I am Zhen Ji... Beautiful and Bad...
Cao Pi: Wow.. How Pretty..
Zhen Ji: Shut Up!..
Yuan Shao: And you.. Less Height..(pointing Cao Ren)
Cao Ren: Im not little!.. Well i am Cao Ren...
Yuan Shao: Sit.. Before i put you into my Bag...
Cao Ren: Ya Bitch!
Yuan Shao: And last but not the least.. Black Feather..(pointing at Sima Yi)
Sima Yi: My name is Sima Yi... I am a expert guy in strategy.. and a kind good looking...
Yuan Shao: Thank You...That's all... Now Pls.. Be Quiet..
At Shu..
Also... The Teacher came in to the room.. and introduced himself...
Zuo Ci: I am known as Zuo Ci... I will be your teacher is Strategy... Pls.. Introduced yourselves one by one... (playing with his Deck Card)...
Uhm.. You... Good Man (pointing Liu Bei)
Liu Bei: Hello.. My name is Liu Bei.. I am a man of word...
Zuo Ci: Interesting... Next.. Alchohol Guy (pointing Zhang Fei)
Zhang Fei: I am Zhang Fei... I Love Wine...
Zuo Ci: You may sit.. You there.. Quiet Type (pointing Guan Yu)
Guan Yu: Guan Yu is my name... pleasure to meet you all...
Zuo Ci: Thanks... Next.. Old Man From the Past (pointing Huang Zhong)
Huang Zhong: Hey.. That's not right... Well I am Huang Zhong.. An Expert In Bow and Arrow...
Zuo Ci: Really.. How Talented... Next.. Young Prodigy (pointing Jiang Wei)
Jiang Wei: I am studying Arts... I am known as Jiang Wei...
Zuo Ci: Little Dragon (pointing Zhao Yun).. Pls.. Stand..
Zhao Yun: I am Zhao Yun.. Just a simple man...
Zuo Ci: Well.. Next Masked Guy (pointing Wei Yan)
Wei Yan: I...Wei Yan...
All: Scary Voice!
Zuo Ci: That's Enough... Next.. Splendid Boy (pointing Ma Chao)
Ma Chao: I came in Guan Zhong... Ma Chao is the name...
Zuo Ci: Next... Garlic Breath (Pointing Pang Tong)
Pang Tong: (gasped).. Hey.. I Have a good Breath.. Pang Tong is my name...
Zuo Ci: Why do you cover your face?..
Pang Tong: Sorry Old Man it is A Big Secret...
Zuo Ci: Hum.. Very Well..You.. Heavy Sword (pointing Guan Ping)
Guan Ping: hello.. My name is Guan Ping...
Zuo Ci: Ok.. Next.. You Fork Lady (pointing Xing Cai)
Xing Cai: Xing Cai is my name... Zhang Fei's Daughter..
Zuo Ci: Whoa.. I Like the past better from the future... uh.. Next.. Long Hair (pointing Zhuge Liang)
Zhuge Liang: I am good in strategy... My name is Zhuge Liang..
Zuo Ci: Oh great... Last.. Kind Lady (pointing Yue Ying)
Yue Ying: I am Huang Yue Ying... I am good in Geography and Military Strategy...
Zhuge Liang (wishpered)... I like her... i think she's pretty..
Zuo Ci: Thank You Everyone.. Now We will wait for the Break.. Now Do whatever you want to do...
All: Yeeah!
Last At Wu...
Yet again... The Teacher showed up and introduced himself...
Lu Bu: You Brats.. My name is Lu Bu.. I want to know who you are... Now get your ass up and introduce yourselves!...You Chicken (pointing Sun Jian)
Sun Jian: Uh.. Mmm..my nanan..name is Sun Jian.. Sir..
Lu Bu: You Jerk (pointing Sun Ce)
Sun Ce: My Name is Sun Ce.. And I am not a Jerk!..
Lu Bu: Shut Up.. Next.. Lazzy Wolf (pointing Sun Quan)
Sun Quan: I Beg Your Pardon.. But it is not the way to treat Students...
Lu Bu:Not of your Buisness.. Now Talk..
Sun Quan: Well I am Sun Quan.. And I Hate You...
Lu Bu: Talk To death... You Big Boobs (pointing Sun Shang Xiang)
Sun Shang Xiang:Ekk! You Beast!.. I am Sun Shang Xiang.. And You Are a Bitch!
Lu Bu:Hahaha.. What a shit... Next.. Girly Guy (pointing Zhou Yu)
Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu is the name...And i am not interested of you!
Lu Bu: How Poor.. Next Pirate Guy (pointing Gan Ning)
Gan Ning: My name is Gan Ning sir...
Lu Bu: Wow! we can make a good partner..
Gan Ning: Really?... I Like Too..
Lu Bu: Great.. uhm next.. Frankinstien (pointing Huang Gai)
Huang Gai: I am Huang Gai.. I Love Atomic Bombs..
Lu Bu: How sissy.. Next.. Young Guy (pointing Lu Xun)
Lu Xun: I am Lu Xun... And I love Fire..
Lu Bu: How sucks.. next Hanzo Hattori (pointing Zhou Tai)
Zhou Tai: I am Zhou Tai.. And i am NOT a Samurai...
Lu Bu: Next.. Fish Pot (pointing to Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Im not a fish.. Taishi Ci is the name...
Lu Bu: You Prankster (pointing Ling Tong)
Ling Tong: Ling Tong is my name.. The son of Ling Cao...
Lu Bu: So What.. Next Sponge Dude (pointing Lu Meng)
Lu Meng: My Name is Lu Meng.. I Want to be a scholar..
Lu Bu: Next.. oh.. I know you.. You are the Two Qiaos...
Da Qiao: Yes.. My name is Da Qiao..
Xiao Qiao: And Me is Xiao Qiao..
Lu Bu: Fine..
The Bell rings... Ok Take Your Break..
End Chapter 1...