Chapter 7...


Math Time!..


At Wu...

Sun Quan: Ugh..Math?...

Sun Jian: Uh huh..

Sun Ce: Oh my God.. Teacher Diao Chan again..

Sun Shang Xiang: What!...

The Teacher came in...

All: Good Morning Teacher Diao Chan...

Diao Chan: Shut Up...

All: (Gasped)...

Sun Shang Xiang: Asshole..

Diao Chan: Ok..We will have a review about your past lesson in Elementary...

Gan Ning: So what..

Diao Chan: Silence!...

Gan Ning: Huh?..

Diao Chan: As i was saying..We will Study Multiplication & Division...

All: Ah..Crap!...

Diao Chan: 1x10?...

Ling Tong raises his Hand...

Diao Chan: Yes Ling Tong?..

Ling Tong: Uh...5?..

All: (Laughing)..

Diao Chan: You see.. You're all BRAINLESS!...

Huang Gai: Stupid are you Ling Tong...

Ling Tong: Shut Up Grumpy!...

Diao Chan: The answer is 10..(Is that right?)...

All: Ahh...

Diao Chan: Next.. 500x10000000?..

All: huh?..

Zhou Yu raises his hand..

Diao Chan: Well..What's the answer?..

Zhou Yu: 500000000?...

Diao Chan: Uh..Don't know...

Zhou Yu: Arrgh!...

Diao Chan: Sorry..But it's correct...

Zhou Yu: Thank heavens...

Diao Chan: That's it for the first lesson..Goodbye...

All: That's All?...

Diao Chan leaves...


At Wei...

Cao Cao: Math , Math , Math...Stupid Math!...

Cao Pi: I Hate Numbers!..

Sima Yi: I Hate our Teacher...

Xiahou Dun: She's a shit...

Xiahou Yuan: A piece of dirt...

Sima Yi: You said it..

Diao Chan enters the room...

All: Good Morning Ma'am...

Diao Chan: Ok... We will have a review about your past lesson in Elementary...

Cao Pi: What lesson?..

Diao Chan: Addition & Subtraction...

All: Oh.. It's Hard...

Diao Chan: Quiet now...

All: (Laughing)..

Diao Chan: 22+56+1000+38+90,000?..

All: What the!..

Diao Chan: Bwah ha ha ha...

Sima Yi: That's mine you creep!..

Diao Chan: (Laughing again)..

Sima Yi raises his hand...

Diao Chan: Go ahead Smarty...

Sima Yi: It's a pleasure Smartass...

Diao Chan: Grrr...

Sima Yi: 91,116...

Diao Chan: Uh.. It's Wrong...

Sima Yi: What!...Hey i've used my calculator you dumb!...

Diao Chan: Sorry no calculators allowed...

Sima Yi: Arrrghh!..

Zhang He: You didn't say it earlier bitch!..

All: Yeah..(nooded)..

Diao Chan: Alright , Alright!..You won!..Grr..

Sima Yi: Bwah ha ha ha!...Imbecile...

Diao Chan: That's it for today..Goodbye Dogs...

All: Leave now!...

Diao Chan leaves..


At Shu...

Liu Bei: Great..I will see Teacher Diao Chan again...

Guan Yu: Uh.. Really?..

Ma Chao: What's the big Deal?..

Zhao Yun: She's nothing..

Zhang Fei: I like Wine..

All 4: Ugh...

Diao Chan Enters the room...

All: Good Morning Teacher...

Diao Chan: Humph!...

Xing Cai: How rude...

Diao Chan: Ok... We will have a review about your past lesson in Elementary...

Pang Tong: Good grief...

Diao Chan: Ahem... Square Root...

Other: What?..

Zhuge Liang: It's Fine..

Yue Ying: I love Numbers...

Diao Chan: What is the Square Root of 5?..

Many raises their hand.. But Diao Chan called Wei Yan...

Wei Yan: What...is..that?..

Diao Chan: Ekkk!.. Monster!...

Huang Zhong: Crazy woman..(muttering)..

Diao Chan:Uh.. Your answer pls..

Wei Yan: 2?...

Diao Chan: Uh.. Ok..

Ma Chao: Huh?.. Is it right or wrong?...

Diao Chan: I..Don't really know..

All: Stupid!...


The bell rings!...

Ok next subject... English!... Stupid Diao Chan.. She's not a teacher!...Ugh!...

Chapter 7 ends...