From suicidal to cross dressing to the prince and the knight. There are just too many cliches, too many stereotypical Suzalulu fanfictions. This is a collection of these fanfictions, written from a humorous angle and a very different POV. Yaoi, Suzalulu, Randomness, Rated T for suggestive themes. Not meant to offend, just for the sake of laughs.

Lelouch doesn't renounce his claim to the throne. Remaining as a Prince, he realises the corruption due to his father's rule. Years later, he is sent to Japan, newly christened as Area Eleven, which is under the governance of Clovis la Britannia. However, he also takes up the mantle of Zero but the core members of the Order of the Black Knights knows his identity.

A series of stories, some connected and others not, but all told in a single sentence because the shortest tales are sometimes the most complete. Code Geass one sentence challenge, each set focusing on a different relationship. Set Beta: the witch and the warlock.

au. they are mere classmates, distant friends suffering from the same problem, yet they meet at this same paradise.

Post-R2 series of one shots. After the death of Lelouch, Schneizel still lives to serve Zero- much to Kanon's despair. Kanon tries to fight for the defenceless Prince; does Schneizel return to his old self?

"I'm pregnant. Suzaku doesn't know. I'm going to die in six hours. And I don't know what to do." Eighteen years after the Zero Requiem, Leloucia vi Britannia's final message has been uncovered.

God repays his debts, but that doesn't mean he can't have fun with it! Instead of sending Lelouch back to the beginning, he sends Nunnally back even further, with a few gifts. Ladies and Gentlemen, Numbers and Britannians of all ages, I give you Nunnally Vi Britannia, the Angel of Zero! May Lord Zero have mercy on your souls, for she won't! Pairings undecided, possibly Harem.

A Zero no le tiembla el pulso a la hora de acabar con sus enemigos y pensó que sería igual de fácil con algo tan ridículo y molesto como eso. Se equivocó... porque las brujas inmortales, también tienen sentimientos. Lelouch x C.C.! R2

True love is like playing chess, a boy plays and is always afraid of losing his queen while a girl risking everything just to protect her king.

After Lelouch was "killed" by Zero the Britannian Empire was cast into disarray. Lelouch and CC now live as beggars in the Capital city of Japan where they choose those whom they deem worthy to receive the power of Geass to change the world. Here enters: a child with no past, a Geass researcher, and a young man reduced to rags...

I woke up on a summer's day again and everything was fine. But then I met him. His purple eyes would gleam but his face hid his emotions with a small frown. We talked, but then, I heard him mutter, "I hate summer days." I wanted to ask him why. But then the street light flashed red and everything went hazy before darkness consumed me. Implied SuzaLulu. Everything is in Suzaku's POV

While working at the Black Knight's base, Kallen, Ohgi, Tamaki, C.C., and Tohdoh wonder why Zero is missing every full moon like the one tonight. Well, they get their answer.

Lelouch meets a green haired girl one night on his way home. She's badly injured so he takes her home to help her recover. What will happen their first night together? Will the girls terrible past come to haunt them both?

"Kau adalah teman pertamaku."/"Apa kau yang mempengaruhi Euphi untuk pembantaian Jepang itu!"/"Iya"/"Kenapa! Kenapa kau menyuruhku untuk tetap hidup! Ini seperti kutukan untukku!"/ Kedok sekutu keadilan akhirnya mati./ Suzaku & Lelouch, AR

Time is fragile, but it can be ruthless when you grow up like me. If it wasn't for C.C. I would've died. But now she left to find her future contractor. Oh well. When she wishes to die and gives me Geass, I told her I can do it. She just laughs and ruffles my hair. However, since that evil Emperor got his hands on me, time for a little payback against Britannia!

Lelouch is being forced to go to this seemingly innocent vacation house to unwind, but nothing is what it seems when there's an urban legend shadowing them.

Cuando C.C. se aburre, uno de sus pasatiempos es incordiar a Lelouch, aunque puede que solo sea otra máscara a sus sentimientos... ¡C.C. x Lelouch!, R1.

En un mundo donde el poder es lo que más importa, incluso las relaciones amorosas pueden tratar de dominación y control. ¿Pero inteligencia contra fuerza? ¿Quién es el ganador? Además "Esto no es una relación amorosa, solo considero si debo o no asesinarte por aprovecharte de mi" SuzaLulu oneshot

Revolving around Lelouch and Suzaku with a bit of C.C.

It has been a over three months, since the Demon Emperor, Lelouch Vi Britannia perished. Leaving a unfulfilled contract, and a new hero; both the sword, and shield wishing to die. How will they live without a king to protect, will they turn, or protect each other?

"Akito." She finally said. It all made her think of Akito. That was why she did it. She couldn't keep Akito out of her mind.

Starts at Ep 22 of 1st Series. Short one-shot on the 'what if Lelough somehow saved Euphemia' ... K rating because, well, there isn't any actual death or violence, just mentions, I think.

katakan padaku kenapa kau menyuruhku untuk hidup. — suzaku/lelouch

Simply a challenge to say, what would happen if Jeremiah Gottwald ended up in the GoT verse? Read and send a PM to say whether you accept or not.

Loneliness, one of the most horrible feelings on Earth. The pain of losing a loved one hits deep. One-shot of Suzaku after Lelouch's death.