Juuban High - Day 28
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise/Eric Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
Hello there. When school came around Wednesday, I had a fool proof plan to get Tasuki to realise that he loved me. My plan was very simple: he was scared of water right? *Insane laughter here*
I saw Tasuki the very second he entered the school (probably because I had hacked into all the video cameras, THANK YOU AOI FOR TEACHING!!! and was keeping guard).
"TASUKI!!! MY TRUE LOVE!!!" I screamed tackling him to the ground.
"GET OFFA ME!!!" Tasuki took out his Tessen and was ready to burn me to ashes.
Very quickly I managed to hog tie him with some of Youji's string that I had gotten a hold of. I'm faster than he is *^.^*.
Without further ado, I began to drag him towards the pool area.
"WHERE DA FUCK ARE YOU DRAGGIN' ME!?!"
"Don't worry Tasuki, we'll be happy soon enough," I replied cheerfully.
"Did you even hear me? Where are ya draggin' me?"
"Yes, I wouldn't mind having a dog either."
"HELLO!!!"
"Well," I said opening up a door. "We're here."
Tasuki stared through the doorway for a couple seconds and then began screaming like a little girl.
"ISWEARTOGODI'MGONNAFUCKIN'KILLYOUTHESECONDIFUCKIN'UNTIEMEYOUCREEPYPSYCHOTICBITCH!!!"
"Admit it."
"ADMITWHAT!?!"
I brought Tasuki up to the edge of the pool at the deep side.
"That you love me, then we can get on with our lives and I won't push you in."
"AREYOUSERIUSLYTRYN'TOKILLME!?!"
"Say it Tasuki."
"HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"
"What are you doing no da?"
"GACK!" I turned around and saw Chichiri, his happy face however looked very, very, very mad. "Hiya VP! What's up?"
I said innocently turning around from Tasuki. I backed up a bit, I swear to God it looked like Chichiri was gonna kill me. Then I felt my foot kick something.
"Tasuki!" Chichiri yelled and ran behind me towards the pool.
I turned around and saw Tasuki in the pool. I sweat dropped.
"Oops."
I started to back away towards the door.
"Time to make my exit."
I ran down the hall as fast as my little legs could carry me until I finally caught hold of Carrie and Trunks walking.
"CARRIE!!! HIDEMEHIDEME!!!" I yelled running behind Carrie.
"What is it Eric?" She asked sarcastically, some women…
"I think Chichiri is gonna kill me," I said gulping a bit.
"Why? What did you do?"
"I accidentally kicked Tasuki into the pool... tied up."
"What? You could have killed him," Carrie said.
"You are insane," Trunks mumbled to himself.
"Shut up! I was just trying to persuade Tasuki that-"
"Elise!"
I suddenly heard the very familiar voice belonging to Chichiri and took off. I had to find someone who would hide me. But who was good at hiding? Then a thought hit me.
I ran upstairs and went down a couple halls 'till I came to the English office.
"I know it's a last resort and all," I knocked on the door.
A puff of pink smoke appeared in the hallway.
Duo opened the door and saw me smiling there.
"HiDuocanyoudoafavourforme?" I asked in one breath?
"Was that English?" Duo asked sweat dropping.
"Oh just hide me!"
I pushed myself inside just as I'm sure Chichiri appeared in the hallway.
"So what seems to be the problem Elise?"
"Well, you see I sorta did something bad and-"
"Open up no da!"
"INEEDYOUTOHIDEME!!!"
I clung onto Duo's arm in fear. He sighed.
"Er… I think I got the jiffy of what you were saying, c'mon."
Several minutes later we were somewhere underground where I'm sure Chichiri wouldn't find us, well at least he didn't that day.
"So what exactly did you do to get Chichiri so mad? I don't think I've even ever seen him mad before…"
"I did nothing, my twin brother Eric however pushed his boyfriend into the pool tied up, I just got the blame."
"I didn't know you had a twin brother."
"Most don't. He doesn't go out much…"
"I can guess why… does he always go around trying to kill people?"
"He wasn't trying to kill Tasuki, just get him to admit that he loves him."
"I take it that it didn't work."
"Whatever gave you that idea?" I asked sarcastically.
Duo shrugged.
"So, I haven't talked to you in awhile."
"That's 'cuz I'm mad at you," I said suddenly realising that I was and that I shouldn't be working with the enemy. But he is the best person at hiding and sneaking around…
"Why are you mad at me?" Duo asked innocently.
"Because you cheated on me you quad-fucker!"
"Here I am saving your life and you start calling me names! Besides, I would have had to been going out with you to actually cheat on you…"
"We went on that date!"
"And?"
"And I caught you red handed kissing Hilde!"
"Kissing… Hilde???" Duo said a bit of shock appearing on his face.
"Oh don't play stupid now Duo Maxwell! Remember I walked into the washroom when it happened."
"I wasn't kissing her," he said in defence.
"Oh no, you just lost something in her mouth!"
"I was just talking to her."
"Oh really!"
"I was! You probably just came in and the angle made it look like we were."
I looked at him for a second trying to see if he was being serious or not… but I couldn't sense any hints of lying… not that my lie detector is any good.
"I run, I hide, but I never tell a lie."
"So… you two aren't dating?"
"Are you kidding me? She's just a really good friend."
"Honestly?"
Duo nodded smiling that goofy grin. I then glomped him.
"THAT MEANS YOU'RE FREE!!!"
I faintly heard Duo mumble something about not being able to breath, but before I could decipher anything someone came in interrupting us.
"MOERO!!!" Dilandau started screaming as he lit Duo's shirt on fire.
"OWWWWW!" Duo started to scream jumping up and down attempting to kill the flame.
"MOERO! MOERO!"
My eyes glazed over, "we could have a threesome right now…"
Duo and Dilandau blinked at me, then Duo realized he was on fire again and Dilandau turned into a girl. My luck sucks!
I finally decided that it was safe to leave the hiding place and went home, I'm pretty sure it would be safe for me to go to school tomorrow (at least from Chichiri, Tasuki might be out to get my head. Now why the hell do I get the blame for what my brother does???).
Boy, there would be some questions tomorrow...