Chapter 8...
English Time...
At Wu..
Sun Jian: English?.. I think it's a shit..
Sun Ce: Why?..It's better than Math...
Sun Quan: That's right...
Sun Shang Xiang: I hate that Diao Chan...
Teacher Yuan Shao enters the room...
All: Good Morning Sir...
Yuan Shao: Thank You... Ok Our first lesson is Nouns...
Lu Xun: What is Noun?..
Yuan Shao: Good Question... Ok What is a Noun?..
Lu Meng raises his hand...
Yuan Shao: Yes.. Sponge Bob?..
Lu Meng: Im Not a cartoon!..
Yuan Shao: Sorry..
Lu Meng: Noun is a... I i.. Shit i forgot!...
Yuan Shao: O..ok..Thank You Mr. Sponge Bob...
Lu Meng: I said im not a CARTOON!..
Yuan Shao: Whatever...
Lu Xun raises his hand...
Yuan Shao: Yes Young Boy...
Lu Xun: Noun is the name of a person, place, or thing...
Yuan Shao: Good.. That's correct...
Other: Great...
Yuan Shao: Few are smart and half is idiots...
Sun Ce: Your bad!...
Yuan Shao: Thank You...
Sun Quan: Ass...
The bell rings...
Yuan Shao: Ok.. im done...
All: Not again?..
Yuan Shao Leaves...
At Wei..
Cao Cao: Grr.. Shit that Nobleass...
Cao Pi: Oh Shut up...
Sima Yi: I love English...
Xiahou Dun: Im not...
Xiahou Yuan: Me too..
Yuan Shao came to the room...
All except Cao Cao: Good Morning Teacher...
Yuan Shao: Humph.. Bad attitude Cao Cao...
Cao Cao: So what..
Yuan Shao: How poor... Ok our lesson is Adjective... What is Adjective?...
Zhang He raises his hand...
Yuan Shao: Uh Gay Guy?..What is your answer..
Zhang He: Coward...
Yuan Shao: Excuse Me?..
Zhang He: I mean..An adjective is a word which describes or limits a substantive...
Yuan Shao:Uh...Very good.. 5 points for your first recitation...
Zhang He: Beautiful!..
Sima Yi: Humph..
Yuan Shao: That's it for today... Goodbye...
Sima Yi: How about us?..
Yuan Shao: Just jump outside the window..
Sima Yi: Fool!..Fool!.. You no English Teacher!...Bullshit!...
Yuan Shao: Haha...
Yuan Shao leaves the room...
At Shu...
Liu Bei: Ah.. My Head hurts..
Guan Yu: You're just hungry...
Liu Bei: Maybe...
Yuan Shao showed up...
All: Good Morning Sir..
Yuan Shao: Thank You...Now our lesson is Verb...What is Verb?..
All raises their hands... But Yuan Shao called Yue Ying...
Yuan Shao: Uh Yes..Miss Huang...
Yue Ying: Huh?..A Verb is a word which can assert something concerning a person, place, or thing...
Yuan Shao: Correct!...
Zhuge Liang: Oh my...
Yue Ying: Thank You...
Yuan Shao: Uh... 5 points for your first recitation...
Yue Ying: Whoa..
Zhuge Liang: Huh?..
Ma Chao: What about us?...
Yuan Shao: Well... You didn't answer my Stupid Question..So no points...
Zhang Fei: Ugh.. Stupid Teacher...
The bell rings...
Yuan Shao: Ok i done with you... Im outta here...
All: WE HATE YOU!...
Yuan Shao: Fine... Same to you...
All: NOBLEASS!...
Yuan Shao: Humph...
Yuan Shao leaves...
English... My Fav. Subject... Next... Integrated Science... What a crap...
Chapter 8 ends...