Juuban High - Day 29
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell
I walked into school this morning with Trunks and Youji and found Elise sitting at my locker, a wide grin on her face. Something was up. Did Vegeta agree to marry her or something? Then I noticed she was wearing the necklace Duo had given her at the beginning of the year.
"DUO'S FREE! He's not going out with Hilde!" She beamed as we sat down beside her.
"Oh, he is, is he?" Youji said, idly stroking his string.
"Yes!" Elise didn't even notice the evil glint in Youji's eyes or I'm sure she would have said no, but oh well. I guess she's just slow...
"Wonderful," Youji mumbled.
We went to computers because we were bored and there appeared to be no trouble brewing just yet, and saw some guy with a trench coat on talking to Ravi. It was James.
I went over to talk to him, and Trunks followed behind me, while Youji sat down at his desk and drew diagrams of ways to kill Duo. I saw some of them later, one was "Hang him by his braid until his head basically rips right off of his neck," and "Tie him upside down until the blood rushes to his head and floods his brain." I thought he was a little crazy but that was downright disturbing.
"Isn't Trunks adorable?" I said to Ravi, looking at Trunks who had his head down on the desk beside mine, half asleep. Apparently he had been kept up all night because of his parents yelling at each other. Poor thing.
"You know, he is just a cartoon character, right? Made by pen, paper, ink, he's really just a CEL!" James said, a weird look on his face.
"He is NOT just a cartoon character!" A mallet appeared in my hand and flames erupted around me as I smacked James in the head with my mallet. He was knocked unconscious, but not until Trunks had finished with him.
"I am not a cartoon character! And what the hell is a CEL?" trunks said, shooting a ki blast at James. That was the end of him - no one ever saw him again after that. Oh well, *shrugs* no big loss.
Youji came over to us and showed us his little diagram here. "Youji, that's disturbing... hey Carrie, don't you like Heero and Omi?" Trunks said, an evil smirk coming across his face. So sexy... No wait; he's being a dickhead again!
"Don't even THINK it!" I said, hitting him with the mallet.
"Itai!" Trunks exclaimed, rubbing his head.
"Inu Yasha loves me," Ravi mumbled suddenly.
"Inu Yasha has adorable ears!" Elise added, bringing herself into the conversation.
"Oh I know! And he loves me!"
"He loves me, actually..." Elise trailed off as Ravi glared.
"YOU MUST DIE!!! DIE!" Ravi screamed, getting up.
Youji stood in front of Elise and pulled out his string, "touch her and die."
Ravi gulped and sat back down.
The bell rang and we went to drama.
"DUO!!" Elise giggled madly, running in and sitting down beside him, hugging his arm.
"Um, hey Elise..." Duo said, putting one hand behind his head
"You're going to break her heart again. Stay away from her." Youji loomed over them, looking protectively at Elise.
Why is Elise so damn oblivious? I'm going to make it my personal mission to get those two together.
"Poor Duo." Trunks said, looking over at them.
"Be nice. Elise isn't THAT bad..."
"Not that bad, she says! You're pretty funny, Care."
I glared at him, "shut. Up."
"Sorry," Trunks looked down.
"So Duo can we go on another date huh, huh, huh?" Elise said, staring up into his eyes.
"Well... I don't see why not... but won't he be a problem?" Dup pointed up to Youji.
"Nah, he'll leave us alone, won't you Youji?" Elise said, looking up at Youji.
"If that's what you want, okay." He sat down beside me and began working on more diagrams of death. Elise didn't know what she was getting Duo into...
The bell rang and we went to lunch. Elise had just sat down and was about to start eating when a little SD monk appeared.
"ELISE!!!"
"Chichiri, you got it all wrong, it was my twin brother-"
"You don't HAVE a twin brother." The happy mask looked pissed off. Wouldn't the happy mask be HAPPY? Aye.
"I do too, his name is Eric!" Elise pleaded with Chichiri.
"To the office with you, young lady, no da. Almost killing Tasuki is not appreciated, no da."
"BUT IT WASN'T FUCKING ME!!!" Elise grumbled as she went off, but however a few minutes later, she reappeared as... Eric. (Not too predictable, huh?)
"Where is Tasuki?" Eric asked.
"How should we know? It's not like we've seen him all day. Besides, you've been with us the whole time!" Trunks muttered, glaring at Eric. He really doesn't like Eric... or Elise, come to think of it.
"No, Elise was with you! I haven't been here all day." Eric said, glaring back. He then smacked Trunks for his utter stupidity, which Trunks did not take lightly.
"You little son of a bitch!" Trunks got up and ki blasted him. I lost counts of how many times poor Eric has been ki blasted, but it's at least seven.
"Trunks honey, calm down," I said, grabbing his hand and pulling him back onto the chair.
"Sorry, but I can't stand that kid!" Trunks muttered, sending a few more ki blasts his way (ten).
"QUIT IT!!" I yelled in frustration. He may be hot, but he's a bit dense.
"Okay, okay! Fucking hell." Trunks muttered.
"You're sounding more and more like Tasuki each day with all the swearing!" Eric said, finally becoming un-crispy.
"AUGGGH!" Trunks vowed to shut up for the rest of the day.
It didn't go to well.
We didn't go to Science, although Eric/Elise and Youji did, but we did go to math.
"So, Trunks, how is AAAAAH!" Vegeta said as we walked in.
"Damnit Dad, shut up!"
Elise (who was definitely Elise again) laughed, "Eric told me you were going to stop talking for the rest of the day."
"How can I stop when my dad has to bring up something like that? Besides, I've already told her... twice. So there." Trunks said.
"Well you wouldn't mind saying it again would ya?" Elise asked innocently, rubbing Vegeta's shoulders.
"HUMAN! I have no tolerance for your petty massages. Get off me!" Vegeta pushed her away.
"Okay. Trunks, aren't you going to say something?" Elise smiled evilly.
Trunks blushed a little bit and then shot a ki blast at her. "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Woman beater!" Youji pointed at Trunks.
"ACK! I'm used to it being Eric, not Elise!" Trunks looked shocked.
I jumped to his defence... however, I was the only one. "He's always hitting Eric, he was just too used to her being um... her other self."
"Stupid boy! Hurting a human woman for no reason! You are a woman beater!" Vegeta glared, although I detected a smirk on his face.
"You have a crush on her or something, dad. Otherwise you wouldn't care." Trunks grumbled.
"I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS INSOLENT HUMAN WOMAN!!!" Vegeta bellowed. (I like that word. Bellowed. Bellowed, bellowed, bellowed. Mwa ha ha.)
"Uh huh, whatever."
"At least I'm not a woman beater," Vegeta smirked.
"SHUT UP!!!"
Poor boy was going to snap if this kept up. He sure looked like he was clinging to his sanity by a thin thread, a thin thread that would obviously break soon.
"It's okay man," Youji started, "... you know, come to think of it, your dad is right. You are a stupid woman beater!" He pulled out his string.
"You're not gonna hurt Trunks!" I said.
"Nah, I won't hurt him... much." Youji smiled.
"You won't hurt him at all!" I pulled out the mallet. Youji stopped. However, Elise had gotten back up and was BAWLING her eyes out, such a manipulator.
"VEGGIE-CHAN! HE HURT ME!!!!!" She wailed.
"I did like hell!" Trunks said, glaring at Elise. He started to power up.
"Trunks, don't. They're already having a field day with accusing you of being a woman beater, don't give them anymore material."
"But I can't take this anymore! Everyone's always bugging me about everything and I think I'm going to go fucking crazy soon."
"You ARE crazy," Elise said through her 'tears'.
"See what I mean? I HATE YOU ELISE HASKELL!!!" Trunks powered up some more and shot another ki blast at her.
"WOMAN BEATER!!!"
"That's horrible! I could have you arrested, boy." Vegeta said, staring at Elise who as rather ash covered.
"AUGH!" Trunks ran out of the classroom without powering down. I think he finally lost it...