Chapter 9...


Science Time...


At Wu...

Sun Jian: Tah...Crazy Noble Man... We didn't learn anything...

Sun Ce:Freaky... He's a Monster...

Sun Quan: I want to go home...

Sun Shang Xiang: Go now...

Sun Quan: Shut Up...

Teacher Lu Bu is here...

All: Good Morning Teacher...

Lu Bu: Humph!..Teach, Teach, Teach...This is boring...

Gan Ning: How about a break?..

Lu Bu: Break your Nose..Pirate Punk!...

Gan Ning: Whoa!...Scary...

Lu Bu: What is Cell?...

Nobody raises their hands...

Lu Bu: Hahaha...You silly little Hotdogs!...

All: (cries)..

Lu Bu:Shut your mouth...

Ling Tong: Huhuhu..You will pay..I will call my Daddy...

Lu Bu: Uh oh...

Zhou Tai: My Scar..It hurts...

Sun Quan: Oh...Let me see...

Sun Ce: Humm...A you a Gay?..Sun Quack!...

Sun Quan: No... My Brother...

Sun Jian: That's Enough..

Lu Bu: Ok.. Class Dismiss...Goodbye...

Lu Bu is out now...

All: Yahoo!...


At Wei...

Cao Cao: Everyone...Quiet Teacher Lu Bu is Coming...

Cao Pi: So What.. Im not scared..Are you Pops?..

Cao Cao: Shut Up...

Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha!... You're all Jackass!..

Zhang He: Hurmm...Stop That Evil laugh Bitch..

Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha!..Make me you Fool...

Zhang He: I give up...

Teacher Lu Bu is Here!...

All: Good Morning Sir...

Lu Bu: Shut Up...

Sima Yi: Huh?...What happend to you Sir?..

Lu Bu: None of your Buisness...

Sima Yi: Im just asking...Bitch...

Lu Bu: Just Do whatever you want...

All: Yehay!...

Everyone is Chatting...

Zhen Ji: Hey Zhang He..Look at my New Make-Up...

Zhang He: Ekk!...It's Beautiful...

Zhen Ji: You Like it?..

Zhang He: Yeah..(drooling)..

Zhen Ji: Ok.. 100 bucks...

Zhang He: What!...

Zhen Ji: Hahahaha!... Asshole!..

Zhang He: Sock Smell!...

Zhen Ji: Breastless!..

Zhang He: What!...

Zhen Ji: Hahaha!...

Lu Bu: Ok..Im done... Goodbye...

All: Ah Shit...

Lu Bu Leaves...


At Shu...

Liu Bei: I hope this Subject is long...

Ma Chao: Maybe...

Zhao Yun: Uh..Don't think so...

Lu Bu enters the room...

All: Good Mor---..

Lu Bu: Argh! Shut Up...

Everybody gets Quiet...

Lu Bu: Huh?.. What happened?.. Do whatever you want ants...

Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying are talking...

Zhuge Liang: Hum..This is weird..

Yue Ying: What's wrong with that brute teacher?..

Zhuge Liang: Sick?..

Yue Ying: Like our Author?..

Zhuge Liang: Maybe...

Yue Ying: Oh...

While the others...

Guan Yu: I wish there are no schools...

Zhao Yun: I would like to have internet for a whole time ya know?..

Ma Chao: Uh huh...

Zhang Fei: I like Wine..

Liu Bei: I hate this...

The Bell rings...

All: Yeah!...

Lu Bu: That's great!ll..Im outta here!...


Next... Lunch Time!... For Chapter 10... Ups..

Chapter 9 ends...