Juuban High - Day 30

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise/Eric Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Friday finally rolled around; this of course meant the weekend was almost upon us. *Does a little dance*

I met up with Youji and Carrie, Trunks was apparently sick in bed. I guess he really did just snap all of the sudden like. What a moron.

After not much thought, we all decided not to go to English and hang out in the cafeteria instead. We got there and took the table second from the front and started to chitchat about this and that.

"I can't wait 'till my date with Duo. He loves me, Vegeta loves me, Wu Fei loves, AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!"

"You are unbelievably delusional," Carrie commented here and there.

"You're just jealous because everybody loves me and not you!" I said sticking my tongue out at her.

"I sure as hell don't love you," Ranma said coming up from behind me.

With my amazingly fast reflexes I went into my bag, pulled out my water gun, and shot Ranma in the matter of three second. (Been watching "The Matrix" too much…)

"YOU!!!" Ranma was pointing her finger at me twitching. "YOU DIE!!!"

I then thought it a good idea to run away and Ranma pursued. Youji contemplated helping me, but he knew that I could take Ranma better than anyone else. Ranma no baka, as Akane would say.

"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING IN MY CAFETERIA!?!" Une shouted after us. "Oh, and be sure not to fall and hurt yourself."

Seeing that the lunch lady was away from her post, Goku jumped at the occasion and started to eat all the contents in the cafeteria. And I do mean all the contents; he didn't even leave paint on the wall. What a pig.

Well, after Une had shot Goku into low Earth orbit and I had lost Ranma (she spotted Ryouga and decided to go fight him). I sat back down with Carrie and Youji.

"That was fun," I said with a little demonic smile on my face.

"This school is crazy…"

"OHOHOHOHO!!!" Black roses started to fill the cafeteria.

Carrie, who was unfazed, quickly took out a gun from 'Hammerspace' and shot Kodachi right in the head.

"Wow…" I slowly said. "I didn't expect that."

"… Neither did I," Youji agreed.

We both stared at Carrie, guess she had had her limit with Kodachi.

Out my pure concern, I decided to check Kodachi's pulse. I put on a stupid grin.

"Well, what do ya know, she's ok," I said and Carrie systematically took her gun out again. I jumped up and grabbed it from her. "Maybe we better leave," I suggested.

Both Youji and Carrie nodded.

We figured, seeing we didn't go to English might as well not go to Gym, and so we might as well not bother going to school at all. Then Youji came up with an idea.

"Let's go visit Omi," Youji said all giddy suddenly.

"Yeah, I've been wondering how our little canary was doing," I said laughing inside.

Both Carrie and Youji gave a little glare; they didn't like Omi being insulted I guess. I wonder who would win in a fight for Omi…

So we all pilled into Youji's car that we didn't even know he had. Oh well, now I'll get driven to school. *^.^*

It didn't take us very long because the mental ward and school were built very close to each other. Now, why would the government build an asylum close to our school? I wonder, I wonder, I wonder…

After the proper checking in procedures they let us in. We were met with something out of the movies, a long white hall with doors on either side every few feet. It was really sterile and quiet… and creepy.

At the end of the hall was a door that the person at the desk told us to go into. We did and double take, there must have been hundreds of people in that little Gym. All of which I swear to God once attended our school. (I saw Principle Peacecraft huddled in a little corner)

We found Omi sitting (actually he was perched) on some bleachers with clothing in a circle around him making a nest.

"Hey Omi," Youji greeting.

"I'm a canary," Omi protested.

"Ok… So, how are you? The flower shop's missed you. Especially Oaka-San."

At the name he started to scream. "No! We were supposed to be together forever!"

The he ran (flew) off.

"That was so weird," I said dumfounded.

"Yeah," Carrie agreed

"Well if you had to counsel most of the people here and at our school wouldn't you go crazy?"

"Go crazy?" I asked looking at Carrie accusingly. She did the same.

"I feel like the only sane person here…" Youji said.

Suddenly we heard a very familiar Xena call. Only it sounded like an Irish guy saying it.

"Farfarello?" Youji, Carrie and me said all at the same time, turning just in time to see Farfarello swing down from the rafters in his straight jacket and crash into Youji.

"GET OFFA ME YOU PSYCHO!" Youji yelled and got his string ready to fight.

I popped my head up over Youji's shoulder so I could get a look at this guy in person.

"Wow, he's hot."

Youji, Carrie and Farfarello looked at me like I was crazy.

"What? Can't a girl have an opinion?"

They kept staring.

"What? What? What?"

"I CAN FLY!" We all heard and then Omi fell on top of Farfarello knocking him out.

"That was interesting," Carrie said.

"So… wanna get back to school then?" I asked.

"… Yes, yes let's do that," Carrie readily agreed and we left the asylum. But I would be sure to visit that hot one again.

We got back to school just in time for lunch and we went to our little spot to go eat lunch. We found Aoi and Trunks waiting for us. Aoi was trying to teach Trunks how to properly lick a knife, wasn't going to well.

"I don't see any point to- WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU THREE BEEN!?!" Trunks jumped out at us.

"Uh… the asylum," I answered.

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-"

"Ten minutes," Aoi finished his sentence.

"A DAMN LONG TIME IN THIS SCHOOL! DAMN LONG TIME!"

"Ok, calm down," Carrie said taking his hand and he instantly calmed down.

"What were you guys doing in the asylum?" Aoi asked in his cheerful way.

"Visiting some of your friends…" Youji answered sarcastically.

"Oh? And how are they?"

Youji did a face fault and I decided that maybe we should all just eat our lunches.

We didn't get far before Tasuki and Chichiri came down the hall (don't they always come at just the right moments?).

A puff of blue smoke was seen.

"TASUKI!!!" I jumped up and attached myself to Tasuki's leg.

"GOD DAMMIT!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!"

"Your fault for taking us down this hall, no da."

"It's the only hall we can take!!! HELP!!!"

"I know you love me…" I coaxed. "Why can't you just admit it to yourself?"

"I DO NOT LOVE YOU!!!"

It was then when Vegeta and Duo came down the hall as well.

"This should be interesting," I heard Carrie mumble.

Trunks hit his head on the lockers.

I stopped, looked at Duo, then Vegeta and then back at Tasuki. Despite odd urges to go over and hug either Duo and or Vegeta, I clung to Tasuki's leg harder.

Then Dilandau came streaming down the hall with a flamethrower, and then Wu Fei followed.

I started to twitch all the sudden, and Tasuki actually looked concerned.

"Are you alright? Yer not goin' ta go crazy and kill me are ya?"

I still clung to Tasuki's leg twitching, then I saw Inu Yasha and it was simply too much.

A puff a pink smoke was seen.

"MY LOVES!!!" I yelled and started to dance around everyone, then I spotted my brother's crush Tasuki.

"Elise?" Carrie asked.

I started to twitch insanely.

"IT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

Suddenly there was pink smoke, and then blue smoke and very soon the hallway was filled with purple smoke and then entire school.

After a few minutes the smoke cleared and everyone stared at two people in the middle. One with long hair, another with short. One girl, one boy.

"Oh…"Carrie started.

"My…" Youji added.

"GOD NO!!! ONE WAS ENOUGH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Trunks began to insanely scream and band his head on the locker.

"Whoa," I said, "what are you doing here bro?"

"Came to see Tasuki." Eric replied.

"Oh."

I got up and walked over to Youji, Carrie and Trunks. I heard some innate screams from behind me and could only guess that Eric was bugging Tasuki again. I said hi to all the guys I liked as I passed and then sat down to finish my lunch.

Trunks looked up. "She isn't tackling my dad…"

"What?" I asked. "You want me to?"

"NO!!! IF YOU DO I'LL KI BLAST YOU TO HELL!!!"

"Um Trunks… she's a she now… I think forever," Carrie said.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON!!! AREN'T THEY THE SAME PERSON!!! And isn't he a she making him a girl and why isn't she all hyper, but then again, she's supposed to be a him who is a her and… I'M CONFUSED!!!" Tasuki was shouting.

"Oh, I'm very much a guy, and very much my own person. Want me to prove it to you?" Eric said and took of his shirt to reveal, well a guy's chest. "Want more proof?" Eric said starting to fiddle with his zipper.

"NO! That's quite alright!" Tasuki said and took of faster than I've ever seen him run. Poor Tasuki will be sure to go crazy with someone like my brother after him. Sure, he's less creepy, but he's a lot crazier.

After lunch we all decided to go home.