Juuban High - Day 31

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I walked to school today with Eric and Elise, and I must say, those two (who really should be one) scare me more and more each day.

"I can't wait to see Tasuki! He's so cute! I love him! Especially when you can consider all the ways you can tie him up..." Eric trailed off, his eyes glazing over.

"I had a date on Friday with Duo," Elise said. She was the epitome of calm. She was never calm, and that is what scared me.

We met up with Youji and Trunks when we got there and Trunks was glaring daggers at Elise and Eric.

Youji ignored Eric and hugged Elise.

"TASSSSSSSSUKIIIIII!!!" Eric screamed and ran off, dragging Tasuki over to us.

"Get it offa me! Get it offa me!" Tasuki pleaded with us.

Elise shrugged, "can't."

"HEEEEEELLLLLP! CHICHIIIIIRI!!!"

Eric glared at Tasuki; "you will not call for your little monk friend today!" With that, Eric pressed two fingers to his head, and the two of them disappeared.

"How did she... HE... learn instantaneous movement?" Trunks looked at the spot where they once were in shock.

"He gave Goku food in exchange for teaching him how to do that." Elise answered quietly.

Trunks shrugged.

We all went to computers because something interesting always happened there. Today was no exception.

We all went to talk to the usual gang of psychos that are in Computers, consisting of Relena, Ravi, Mary, Yvonne (who is absolutely insane), James, and that guy.

"Heero!"

"INU YASHA DOESN'T LOVE ME EITHER! WHO CAN I HAVE NOW?!"

"Ya know, Inu Yasha means 'Dog-Female demon,'" Elise said.

"FEMALE?!" Ravi fainted. We all sweat dropped.

"Psycho," Mary said, kicking him.

"Matt and Van are soooo cute! HI LI!!"

"Isn't Trunks gay with Goten?"

"Trunks has a nice ass..."

James and that guy soon regretted those comments.

"DO I LOOK FUCKING GAY TO YOU?!" Trunks grabbed me and kissed me, and then turned back to them. "NO?! GOOD!!" He shot a ki blast at James, and soon James really was no more. In fact, after the smoke cleared and only ashes were left, Trunks picked them up and ki blasted them yet again. There really was nothing left of James after that.

"You still have a nice ass..." The other guy said.

"I HAVE A NICE WHAT?!?!" Trunks' hair went gold and his eyes disappeared for a second, but then they reappeared as green. He ki blasted that guy to hell too.

"Trunks, calm down," I said. Trunks powered down and immediately calmed down.

That's when our supply teacher walked in.

"Insolent humans," he muttered.

"Hi Veggie," Elise said, not looking up.

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. She didn't get up to jump him. She wasn't sitting on his lap, hugging him, or rubbing his shoulders. She stayed in her seat and went back to playing on the computer.

"Carrie!" Vegeta yelled at me.

"Holy shit, you actually said my name!" I marveled. It was a first.

"Only because if I said human onna, everyone would have looked up. Including those two boys you hang out with." Vegeta snarled.

"DAD!!" Trunks glared.

Vegeta smirked. "Anyway. Is that other woman you hang out with sick?"

"No, she's just fine."

"Hmm. Weird."

"Hey, 'tousan! Check this out!" Trunks called his dad over.

"What is it, stupid boy?"

"Check out this page!" Trunks pointed excitedly at the monitor.

I looked over at Trunks computer screen, "are you SURE you want to show him that?" Trunks had a death wish, I was sure of it, by looking at the title of the web page. Vegeta is a Wuss!

Vegeta looked at it, and his smirk quickly changed to a scowl. Then it became a look of pure anger. However, Vegeta only had two emotions: angry and REALLY angry, I knew it would be a good time to back away.

Vegeta mumbled "final flash" and suddenly, the computer screen was no more. Anyone in the way of the blast was no more. AnyTHING in the way of the blast was no more. There was a long crevice that went as far as I could see, and anything in it's path had been levelled.

"Stupid boy," Vegeta glared at Trunks. He was in trouble when he went home, that was for sure.

We went to drama and Elise calmly said hi to Duo and sat down, leaving everyone wondering about her. Even Duo kept shooting her some confused looks.

We ended up leaving for lunch early, and sat down in the cafeteria. Goku came by and sat down with us.

"I think I understand why Elise is so calm! When her two personalities split, the insane part went to Eric!" He said.

Everyone stared at him. Sure, we had all figured it out (except Trunks), but for Goku, that was AMAZING! Of course, he wouldn't show even a thread of intelligence for the next year or so, but still.

"How did YOU figure that out?" Trunks said. I think the pride he had picked up from his dad had been wounded because he hadn't figured it out, and a 3rd class baka like Goku had.

"Eh, it was um... what's the word... golical?"

"Logical," I corrected.

"Yea, that's it! Thanks!" He put his hand behind his head sheepishly and walked off.

"I can't believe HE knew what was going on before I did," Trunks muttered, putting his head on the table. I rubbed his back comfortingly, and Eric, who had just sat down beside us, dragging around an unconscious Tasuki, looked over.

"Moron."

"DAMMIT ELI...ERIC!!" Trunks shot a ki blast at him.

The total was at eleven or something now. The boy really needed to learn how to control his temper.

"Itai... anyway, does anyone have a watch?" Eric said, recovering quickly.

"I do!" Youji offered handing over a watch.

"DAMMIT ERIC, LET ME GO!!!!" Tasuki screamed, waking up.

"No! Listen carefully, Tasuki... you are getting sleepy... Very, very sleepy... you are very tired... follow the watch! No, follow the watch! Dammit FOLLOW THE WATCH! Better. You are getting sleepy, very, very sleepy..."

Tasuki fell asleep.

"Now, Tasuki, when I snap my fingers, you will-"

"What are you doing no da?" The cheery voice of everyone's favourite monk rang out.

"DAMMIT CHICHIRI!"

Chichiri snapped his fingers and disappeared.

Eric looked panicked.

"What are you doing, no da?" Tasuki said.

"CHICHIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Eric screamed, banging his head on the floor.

Tasuki continuously said "what are you doing no da!" and poor Eric went crazy and ran out, screaming something about revenge on Chichiri by finding a short bald monk of his own. Oh dear.

We went to Science, where Dilandau was yet again showing us how to burn things.

Elise didn't even jump up to take part, although she did watch with fascination. I must say, I missed the insane Elise.

We went to math, and Vegeta looked up.

"Is the insolent human onna better yet?"

"She was always fine."

"You know what I mean, insolent human!" Vegeta glared at me.

"Dad, why do you even care if she's glomping all over you?!" Trunks said, sitting down in his usual spot.

"I don't." Vegeta smirked.

"You do!"

"I DON'T!" Vegeta shot a ki blast at Trunks, and Trunks shut up, muttering something about it being illegal for his dad to like Elise or something. *Shrug* The next thing that was heard was Trunks banging his head on the desk.

"Stop it, stupid boy!" Vegeta said.

"Gomen."

"Stupid boy, take your friends and go home. They are annoying me." Vegeta said, sending us out.

On the way home we saw Eric dragging Tasuki around but thought nothing of it.