Juuban High - Day 32
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
I got to school on Tuesday with Eric and found Youji and Trunks sitting by the school gates. It occurred to me that it was very odd for them to be sitting there… then I noticed all the students were sitting out there as well. Careful to dodge any of the people who may wanna kill me, I got to where Youji and Trunks were.
"What's going on?" I asked in my casual way.
"I haven't the faintest-"
"TASUKI!!!" Eric yelled falling to his feet crying, cutting Youji off.
"There, there," I said patting him on the back. I guessed being locked away from Tasuki after not seeing him for a whole night was too much for the poor boy.
"Is he going to be ok?" Youji asked a bit concerned that Eric would go crazy and try to kill him or something.
"He'll be just fine."
"HEY!!!" Carrie suddenly came up to our little group. "What's going on???"
"We're locked out," Trunks said with a scowl.
"What's up with that???"
Meanwhile: In the school office.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My ploy is complete!!! Because I haven't told them about the P.A. day they'll be waiting outside all day!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Aoi began to laugh insanely.
Behind him Akane sweat dropped.
"You're crazy."
Mary then suddenly wandered by (how'd she get there???). "Psychos."
Outside:
"Maybe we should just leave… Aoi's probably gone on some deranged spree of his," I said. Not that he told me in advance or anything that there was a P.A. day today.
"Downtown then?" Carrie asked.
"Let's." I agreed.
The five of us began to walk away from the school with Eric still screaming for Tasuki and trying to crawl back to the school, the poor boy.
The five of us successfully got downtown when I noticed something else quite odd… somehow everyone else had managed to get downtown. I just can't win. Oh well, of to our favourite store Kikiwai!!!
We were just about to go in when we saw Veggie-Chan brooding in the corner.
"Hey Veggie-Chan, wanna go shopping with us?" I asked politely.
"No way am I going shopping with my dad!!!" Trunks began to shout.
"Yeah, 'cuz you're just so cool and it would ruing your style e-"
Eric was then ki blasted by Trunks.
Twelve.
I tapped Trunks on the shoulder. "You're going to give him brain damage."
So we left, and for some reason Vegeta decided to come along. It's because he loves me, nobody sees it, but he does. Why else would he not kill me AND go shopping with me to boot?
We walked into Kikiwai where I found my favourite manga clerk sitting on the computer.
"Hey Rita," I greeted.
"Hey guys…" Rita trailed off as she saw Youji, Trunks and Vegeta walk in with Eric, Carrie and I. "Wazza… but… ah… that's… uh…"
"It's ok Rita," I reassured as the three started to look around at the odd manga and anime things. Kikiwai has EVERYTHING.
"Hey, what the hell," Youji held up a key chain with a little SD him on it. "What the hell is this?"
"ACK!!!" Came Trunks yelling from behind us holding a bunch of cards. "WHY THE FUCK AM I HANDCUFFED IN THIS!?! WHY AM I IN THIS!?!"
Carried patted him on the back and grabbed the card from him.
"OOO. Rita, I'll buy this one."
"Ok," Rite replied cheerily getting over her initial shock.
"WHAT!?!" Trunks tried grabbing the card but failed miserably.
"That'll be 25 cents."
"Um… Elise," Youji said silently. "What's up with all this stuff? I mean, this is me, and this is Aya… and this is the science teacher." Youji started to pick through all the key chains.
"Hey! I didn't see this one before," I quickly grabbed the Dilandau key chain from him and brought it up to the counter.
"How come I don't have a key chain?" Eric quietly asked and then started to look for Tasuki merchandise.
I heard more screams from Trunks as he found other discriminating cards and posters, all of which Carrie promptly bought. What a hentai.
Up until this moment Vegeta had been oddly quiet throughout the commotion, when suddenly I heard an approving grunt from him. I turned around and saw him staring at some posters of him.
"What 'cha doing Veggie-Chan?"
"What does it look like human?"
"Like you're looking at… yourself."
"He's so cocky," Youji said finally taking his attention away from the key chains. "I mean hell it's like- IS THAT A PAPER DOLL OF ME!?!"
I shook my head slightly and then turned my attention back to Vegeta.
"There's none in there of him shirtless," I muttered as he finished going thought them, when an idea popped in my head. "I see there's no shirtless pictures in there of you, probably a good thing too because I'm sure you have an ugly chest."
Vegeta, Carrie and Rita all raised an eyebrow looking at me like I was crazy. Trunks banged his head of the wall, and Youji played with the paper doll of Omi. Eric looked on curiously.
"I mean, Trunks and Youji probably have nice looking chests, but you… aw hell, anybody probably has a better looking chest," Rita smacked me on my back for my blasphemy, but I ignored her.
"How would you know what my chest looks like?" Vegeta inquired not liking his ego being shattered.
"I'm just guessing, after all, if you had a nice chest you would show it off more, but no, you always wear shirts."
"Well you are mistaken human," Vegeta hissed through his teeth.
"Oh yeah?" I asked smugly. "Prove it."
"Yeah!" Rita yelled from behind me and then shut up at his glare.
"Prove that you're not an ugly-"
Suddenly Vegeta was shirtless.
My jaw dropped unto the floor followed by Rita's, Carrie's and Eric's.
"DAD!!!" Trunks screamed in utter disgust, then he noticed Carrie staring. "CARRIE!!!"
Trunks tried shaking her arm but she wouldn't look away. Feeling like he had proven his point Vegeta went back to looking through things not thinking to put his shirt back on.
"Carrie stop staring at my dad!!! That's disgusting!!! CARRIE!!!" Seeing no other choice Trunks took his own shirt off.
Carrie's head quickly whipped around, she started to grin deviously.
"Hey," Eric suddenly spoke up. "Trunks is kinda hot."
Suddenly both Carrie and Trunks ki blasted the poor bastard. Wait just one fucking second. Carrie ki blasted him??? Carrie??? First the mallet and now this! *Grumbles*
Ki Blast Count: Thirteen from Trunks, One from Carrie
As Eric turned all crispy I kept my attention on Vegeta, and Rita fainted. Guess it was all too much of an overload for the manga clerk.
After an hour of browsing Vegeta finally put his shirt back on and I snapped out of my coma. I saw that Carrie and Trunks weren't there (probably off to find and dark corner), Eric standing, waiting holding a bag, and finally Youji still playing with the paper cut outs of everyone from Weiß Kreuz. Damn he's like a child sometimes…
So, I bought my X graphic novel and the four of us went of to find other places to shop.
We decided to go to the mall, coincidentally so did everybody else. It's amazing how things work out sometimes.
I walked in and the first thing I saw was my sister, Sonya, or as I call her, Sony-Chan. She turned around and looked at us puzzled.
"Kireta-Chan!" She ran forward in a burst of hyper ness (Kireta-Chan is one of my nicknames she's given me). "Oh Konichiwa Youji-Kun, how's life?"
"Fine, fine." He answered remembering the sister from his visits to my house.
"Who is this ill-breed human?" Vegeta asked in his royal manner.
"This is my sister," I answered.
"Just how large is this family of your anyway?"
"Oh look," Sonya said bitterly. "It's you, Eric."
"Hey sis!"
"Don't call me that freak."
"What's up with them?" Youji asked whispering in my ear.
"Not too sure, but I think Sony-Chan has disowned him because she's always saying that he's not her brother…"
"I don't think that's why she says that…"
"TASUKI!!!" Eric suddenly yelled as he saw the love of his life walking around.
"Tasuki-San?" Sonya asked like an echo.
Suddenly the two were gone.
"Well…" I turned to Youji and Vegeta. "Wanna go find Carrie and Trunks?"
"Sure," Youji said.
Vegeta got bored with us and then decided to fly back home.
"See ya tomorrow Veggie-Chan."
Vegeta grunted then flew off breaking a hole in the ceiling as he left. One of these days I'll have to ask for a ride home… *snickers*
I walked around for a bit until I saw Trunks and Carrie. Carrie was looking at a bunch of beanie babies and Trunks was banging his head on the wall.
"Oh Trunks it's so cute!!! Look at it Trunks… Trunks? TRUNKS LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE IT IS!!!" Carrie yelled at him.
Suddenly Trunks was by her side agreeing with how adorable they all were.
"What a cute couple," I mumbled and Youji and me laughed.
"HE'S MINE YOU HEINOUS BITCH!!!" We all looked down the hall and saw Eric throw Sonya into a clothing rack. Tasuki was standing beside them with his head buried in his hands.
"FUCK YOU IMPOSTER!!! CHICHIRI SAW HIM FIRST!!!" Sonya said lunging at Eric.
Youji, Trunks, Carrie and I then decided to get a closer look. Sure enough the two were fighting over Tasuki, I felt really sorry for Tasuki, they were both very psychotic.
"CHICHIRI MAY HAVE SEEN HIM FIRST!!! BUT I LOVE HIM!!!"
Tasuki groaned and suddenly Chichiri was by his side.
"You sure have a way with people, no da."
"Thank ya for reminding me," Tasuki said bitterly.
"Hey is that Chichiri-Sama?" Sonya said breaking concentration long enough for Eric to punch her in the gut. This was really getting violent… I almost contemplated stopping them, almost.
It was then when Duo walked up beside me.
"Oi Elise, what's up?"
Oh, they're just fighting over Tasuki."
"Hey… isn't that you?" Duo asked pointing to Eric.
Before I could protest Sonya was standing right in front of him. Duo sweat dropped.
"DUO-SAMA!!!" Sonya yelled in delight. "I can't believe it's you! How are things going? How's your boyfriend Heero-Sam-"
Suddenly Carrie was standing on top of Sonya holding a VERY big fucking mallet.
"Ita…" Sonya mumbled half dead.
Duo started to smile again. "Oi Carrie, how's it going."
"Just fine," she said gritting her teeth.
Then Duo walked away, Eric took his place jumping up and down giving the victory sign.
"I BEAT THE WENCH!!! I BEAT THE WENCH!!!"
"Sure ya did," I said patting him on his head. "Sure ya did."
"I DID!!! Now Tasuki and me can be together forever… Tasuki? Where'd Tasuki go??? TASUKI!!!" Eric collapsed in a fit of tears.
"That is one fucked up mother fucker," Youji stated calmly.
"Shall I ki blast him?" Trunks asked with a gleam of evil in his eye.
"Nah, just leave the bastard," Carrie answered.
Eric was then back on his feet cuddling a Tasuki plush doll.
"How cute!" I said. "I was wondering what you bought at Kikiwai…"
Eric squeezed it protectively. "MINE!!!" He growled. "ALL MINE!!!"
"Ok! Ok!" I pulled my hand back before he could bite it off.
We all decided to leave the mall before something even weirder happen, on the way back this guy named Tristan got hit by a bus and died on impact… I think.
So I got home safely, but something told me that Sonya wouldn't stop in her pursuit on the anime guys now that she knew I wasn't lying about 'em all (dense bitch, I even introduced her to Youji). Heh, for all my luck she'll transfer schools.