Chapter 13...
Faculty Freaks
Yuan Shao: I wonder, who is our new teachers?...
Meng Huo: Who knows? I mean, it's almost 12:40 before I start my class...
Diao Chan: Ehh?.. Where in the middle of your ass those new teachers went?...
All: Huh?
Zhu Rong: Oh you know what, you're grossy...
Diao Chan: Yeah! Unlike you STINKY!..
Zhu Rong: Wha!..
Meng Huo: Don't talk to my sweetheart like that! She smells nice!...
All except the 2: UUUGGGHHHHH!...
Someone knocks...
Yuan Shao: OH! MAYBE THAT'S THE TEACHERS!
Lu Bu: Give them death!..
Diao Chan opens the door and...
ALL: WHAT! NO WAY! FREAKIN HELL, ROTTEN HELL! NOT YOU 2!..
It's Dong Zhuo and Zhang Jiao!..
Yuan Shao: Oh no! I must be dreaming!..
Meng Huo: Don't be a dumb, you're awake!
Yuan Shao: AHHH?
Dong Zhuo: We have heard that, you need more 2 teachers for the new subjects...
Zhang Jiao: And I will teach them how to REBEL IN THE HAN EMPIRE AND JOIN TO THE WAY OF PEACE!..
Diao Chan: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD MAN!.. WE'RE NOT ON THE GAME!..
Zhang Jiao: YOU HEATHEN!...
Yuan Shao: We are not accepting over aged teachers!..
Zhang Jiao: UHHH! ARE YOU INSULTING ME!..
Yuan Shao: HALF NOT, OVER ALL... YES!..
Lu Bu: And we don't accept a tyrant pig like you Dong Zhuo!..
Dong Zhuo: Who the hell are you talking a PIG!
Lu Bu: Who ELSE!..
Diao Chan: MENG HUO!.. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Meng Huo: (crying) NO I'M NOT!.. SWEETHEART ASSASINATE THAT BITCH!..
Diao Chan: Oh com'on! You're heavy as a 18 wheeler truck! Don't deny it!..
Zhu Rong: NO HE'S NOT!..
Lu Bu: You don't want to be teased?..
Meng Huo: (still crying) UHUH?..
Lu Bu: Go and eat all Diet Pills untill you don't experience rotten death!...
Zhu Rong: NO ONE CAN SAY THAT!..
Diao Chan: Yeah right STINKY!..
Yuan Shao: Can you please SHUT UP!.
All: YOU SHUT UP NOBLEASS!...
Yuan Shao: WHAT!..
All: NOBLEASSSSSS! BIG AS AN ELEPHANT ASS! FREAKIN DOG'S ASS!..
Yuan Shao: (nose blowed up) Noooo!...
Zhang Jiao & Dong Zhuo: LIKE IT OR NOT, WE ARE PART OF THE STORY NOW JACKASSES!..
All: HOW DARE YOU SIMAYI05!...
"What?"...
Lu Bu: Arrrrrghhhh... We have no choice but to give them the subjects..
Yuan Shao: Oh god...
Diao Chan: Dong Zhuo will be at Journalism and Speech...
Dong Zhuo: AAAHHH! WAT ISSSHH THAATSHH?..
Lu Bu: Death!..
Zhu Rong: Zhang Jiao will be at... Computer?..
All: WOOOOOHHHHHH... WROOONG CHOOICE BIG BROOOTHER!..
Zhang Jiao: Ugggh.. Modern tech. Eeeew..
Zuo Ci appears..
Zuo Ci: Well, well Zhang Jiao, still looking for any trouble?
Zhang Jiao: What are you talking about?
Zuo Ci: Your Rebellion will charge here...
All: NO!..
Zhang Jiao: Ahehehe?..
All: Oh god...
Break Time is over for the students! Faculty have their new teachers, Zhang Jiao's army will charge next week.. And next subject is History.
Chapter 13 ends..