Juuban High - Day 33

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

After yesterday, nothing would surprise me. We got to school to see Aoi dancing around in the main hallway with a blow up doll of Freeza.

"I'M GOING TO SELL IT ON EBAY! I'M GOING TO SELL IT ON EBAY! Some poor unsuspecting soul will get this stupid thing and they'll pay me ONE BILLLION DOLLARS! I'll be rich! RIIICH! Ooo! That's a pretty light! I CAN SELL IT ON EBAY!"

That didn't surprise me either. I shrugged and went on my way, Aoi following behind Eric, and me who I had just met up with.

"Eric, my main man! Do you have anything you can sell on eBay??"

"NO! YOU CANNOT STEAL MY TASUKI DOLL! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!" Eric screamed frantically and hugged his Tasuki UFO plush protectively.

"Tasuki-Sama?!" A familiar voice called out.

We shuddered in fear.

"I heard... OH IT'S SOOOOO CUTE!"

"IT'S MINE YOU HEINOUS BITCH! MIIIINE!" Eric started running from Sonya, who ran after him screaming... and then she saw Aoi.

"Ohayo, Aoi-Sama, you can sell ME on eBay!"

"Oh, really?" Aoi's eyes lit up at the many ideas he had, then he began to pull her in the direction of the office.

"Idiots," Mary sneered as she walked by.

I realised I was late for class and dragged Eric off to computers class.

Elise and Youji were sitting on their desks, and they looked up as we walked in.

"Hey people," Youji waved.

"THERE YOU ARE! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?! AND WHY WERE YOU WITH IT?!" Trunks said, getting up from his desk.

"You, Trunks, are a heart attack waiting to happen. Calm down and be quiet. You can blame Aoi for my lateness."

"AOI!?" A vein popped in Trunks' head.

"ARG! No, not like... Oh what's the use? You're too DENSE to get it!" I grumbled and sat down.

Eric looked up, "MORON!"

There was a pile of ashes where Eric had once been.

Fourteen

"Dammit, Trunks, stop beating on my brother!" Elise said, smacking him upside the head.

He would have ki blasted her but the supply teacher walked in at that moment. Elise and me looked up, looked at teacher, nodded, and discreetly (okay so we ran) and took seats at the VERY front.

"KE! Teaching another stupid class full of mortals... BAH! YOU AGAIN!?" Inu Yasha almost looked scared.

"Hi Inu Yasha!" We said in unison, batting our eyelashes.

Youji and Trunks glared at our favourite dog demon, both agreeing that they would get revenge on him for stealing our attention.

Inu Yasha cracked his knuckles and looked at them, "would that be a challenge?"

They gulped and looked at each other, "um... no Mr. Yasha sir!"

Elise and me smiled and stared at Inu Yasha for the whole period. On the way out, we made sure to touch those cute little ears! They were soooo cute! He threatened to kill us so we left, but not until Elise proclaimed that he was in love with her.

"Wha... WHAT?!!" Inu Yasha looked very shocked.

Elise ran.

We reached drama in record time, and Elise sat down by Duo's feet, only to realise Sonya was sitting on the other side of him.

"Konichiwa Kireta-Chan!!"

"BACK OFF! MINE!" Elise screamed and clung to Duo's legs.

Is Elise getting her normal personality back? Hmm... Ah well. Youji watched with a glare on his face, Trunks and me looked amused, especially when Sonya spazzed out.

"HE'S MINE! ACTUALLY, HE'S HEERO'S! HE CAN'T BE YOURS! HE'S HEERO'S TRUE LOVE!!"

"Heero's true WHAT, Sonya?" I said, fire erupting behind me. That looked so cool! A mallet appeared out of nowhere and...

WHAM!!

"Itaaai...."

"Serves her right, HEINOUS BITCH!!" Eric screamed.

Tasuki walked in at that moment, "yo, Duo, ya got those photocopies for Chichiri-"

He was shut up when Eric launched himself at Tasuki and kissed him.

"OH MY GOD! ERIC ACTUALLY KISSED HIM!!"

Of course, after Eric did that, he passed out from the glee and Tasuki screamed and ran in the other direction, saying something about getting disinfectant. Luckily Eric didn't hear that.

The bell rang and we went outside for lunch because it was such a nice day.

That Tristan guy didn't die on impact after all, and was seen standing in the middle of the road, ranting about how Trunks and Matt are Nazi bastards. Yvonne kicked him in the head, and then Trunks ki blasted him. That wasn't it though. Suddenly, an army tank came up the street. I don't know why, but it did. The driver didn't see Tristan, and he got run over. Then, Heero's gun accidentally went off as Heero pulled it out of those shorts (ah, so THAT'S where he keeps it) and shot him, Tristan's brains flew everywhere. And then... he got hit by another bus.

He's definitely dead now... ^_^

We went to Science, to find the classroom done up in pink. All pink. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING was pink.

"Where did Dilandau go?" Elise whimpered.

She looked at the desk and saw her worst nightmare: Relena was the new science teacher as Dilandau had taken a leave to become Celena once more.

"Hi everybody! I'm your new teacher and we need pacifism! HEEERO COME AND KILL ME! I am a Peacecraft. We stand for total pacifism. No fighting what so ever. HEEEEEEEERO!!!"

We all sweat-dropped and left, her screams of "Heero, come and kill me" could be heard all the way down the hall.

"What did we do to deserve that?" Elise asked.

"It's your fault," Trunks glared at her. "If you didn't hate her so much, she wouldn't be our damn teacher. Dammit, I hate you." Trunks punched the wall and we all went to math.

"OH VEGGIE-CHAN!" Elise waved as we walked in.

"Oh. You insolent humans again huh?"

"Hi! Did ya miss us?" Elise said, sitting at her desk.

"... ... Why would I miss you?"

"You love me, remember?"

"I. DO. NOT! Stupid humans and their insane minds," he grumbled.

We noticed he had put a poster of himself up in the room.

"Why is there a poster of you in here dad?" Trunks asked in fear, moving his desk as far away as possible.

"In case I'm ever absent, of course. This way you can still know that I am watching you, and I will make sure you do your work, petty earthlings."

"NEW WORD!" I beamed. He must have been using the thesaurus again! He took my advice!

He glared at me, "shut up."

"Okay," I agreed and sat there.

Suddenly there was a loud burst of thunder and it started to rain really hard.

"Oh no... I have to walk..." Elise grumbled. Suddenly a light bulb appeared above her head and she stood up in her 'superhero' pose. "VEGGIE-CHAN!" she batted her eyelashes at him.

"...What is it now, onna?"

"Can you um, give me a lift home?" She smiled innocently.

"WHAT?! Do I look like a flying bus to you?!" Veggie screamed.

"No, but pleeease? I have those pictures..." Elise held them up to prove her point.

Vegeta looked desperate, his angry look turning into the really angry look. "FINE." He grabbed her and flew off, breaking a hole in the ceiling. He needs some manners.

Youji grumbled under his breath and left, and then I left with Trunks. The end of yet another insane day...