Chapter 14...
History Hell...
At Shu...
Liu Bei: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Ma Chao: Yeah! History!
Guan Yu: Three Kingdoms...
Zhang Fei: Oh I wish topic is more different..
Meng Huo is in...
All: Good Morning Fatass!
Meng Huo: ER WHAT!
All: NOTHIN'!
Meng Huo: Lesson for today is Japan.
All: Why?
Meng Huo: Ok, Japanese call thieir nation "Blank" which means "Land of the rising sun"
Many raises their hands..
Meng Huo: Ok. Mr. Huang Zhong?
Huang Zhong: Ehy.. Can you give us a Hint?
Meng Huo: Starts with the letter "N"...
Huang Zhong: Nuts?
Meng Huo: NO! Yes Liu Bei?
Liu Bei: Nickle?
Meng Huo: WHAT THE! Ok Ok... It's like "Nipp"
Xing Cai raises her hand..
Meng Huo: Yes girl?
Xing Cai: NIPPLES!
All: HAHAHAHAH
Meng Huo: OH GOD! I GIVE UP!
Meng Huo leaves.. Crying!
Zhuge Liang opens his book and see..
Zhuge Liang: Xing Cai, you're close to the answer.
Xing Cai: Really?
Zhuge Liang: It's Nippon..
All: Awww...
Xing Cai: Hehe.. Sorry guys. No offense pls.
At Wu...
Sun Jian: Hahaha! We're back to normal!
Sun Quan: But why Shang Xiang not?
Sun Shang Xiang: What not?
Sun Quan: You're still a TOMBOY! HAH!
Sun Shang Xiang: FUCK OFF!
Sun Ce: Stop It!
Meng Huo came in..
All: Good day Pig on a Cell!
Meng Huo: WHAT! DID YOU SAY BITCHES!
All: Oh we say... Happy to see you!
Meng Huo: (calm) Ok.. Our lesson is Japan..
All: Ohhh...
Meng Huo:The Japanese aborigines called "Anus"? originally inhabited Japan.
Zhou Tai: Sir It's "Ainus"
Meng Huo: Very Well then Anus..
All: HUH!
Meng Huo: Later, the mongoloids from the north malays from the south gradually pushed the Anus... Er to Hokage and occupied base...
All: Huh! No It's isn't!
Zhou Tai: It's Mongolia place, not the people! And It's not ANUS! AINUS! Fuckin' Hokkaido is not a Hokage!
Sun Ce: And Japan don't have a base.. Island! Are you lost your mind?
Meng Huo: I read book!
Ling Tong: Well you don't know how to read bastard!
Meng Huo: I give up! Again!
Meng Huo leaves..
All: Yeah! GO BACK TO GRADE 1 YOU FATASS!
At Wei...
Cao Cao: Now History I'm telling!
All: Yeah..
Cao Pi: Ok this is great..
Meng Huo is in!
All: Good Morning Pig on a Stick!
Meng Huo: Thank You Worms on my ass!
All: Uggggh!
Meng Huo: Ok, Our lesson is Korea.
Sima Yi: Ahh.. What a lesson!
Meng Huo: Geography: Korea was romantically called the "Land of the "?
All raises their hand..
Meng Huo: Yes Sima Yi?
Sima Yi: Land of the Psychos?
Meng Huo: Wrong.. Zhang He?
Zhang He: I KNOW! LAND OF THE BUTTERFLIES!
Meng Huo: Eat flies gay... WRONG!
Zhang He: (Crying!)
Meng Huo: Yes Zhen Ji..
Zhen Ji: Land of the MOST SEXY WOMAN!
Meng Huo: You're not sexy! WRONG!
Zhen Ji: Not as fat as you!
Meng Huo: Whatever.. Next Cao Cao?
Cao Cao: Land of the Stupid Bitches?
Meng Huo: Er.. You belong there stupid. NO!
Cao Cao: What a fucker..
Meng Huo: Cao Pi?
Cao Pi: Land of the Handsome guys like me?
All: TAH! YOU WISH!
Meng Huo: No! Next, Xu Huang?
Xu Huang: Land of the FAGGOTS?
Zhang He: SHUT UP!
Meng Huo: Maybe? But... WRONG! Next Pang De!
Pang De: Land of the Shorty?
Cao Ren & Zhang Liao: WHAT!
Pang De: OOOPS! Sorry..
Meng Huo: Wrong again! Xiahou Yuan!
Xiahou Yuan: Land of the Perverted and Maniacs?
All: Yeah! That's right!
Meng Huo: Fuck off! Cao Ren!
Cao Ren: Land of the Eyeless?
Xiahou Dun: What did you say!
Cao Ren: Eyeless!
Meng Huo: Stop! That's enough! Xu Zhu!
Xu Zhu: Duh.. Land of the Fatass like Me and You?
All: YEAH! WAY TO GO XU ZHU!
Meng Huo: No Way! Morning Calm!
Bell Rings!
All: Awww.. That's all!
Meng Huo: Yeah! Im outa here!
Haha.. Sorry for this History! Don't get too mad If you're one of those country.. Next is Journalism & Speech!
Chapter 14 ends...