Juuban High - Day 34

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

After getting a ride home with Vegeta yesterday I was surer than ever that he loved me. I mean why else would he put up with me and not kill me and go shopping with me and give me rides and let me sit on his lap and kiss me *rambles on for a bit more*. (*Carrie walks in a hits me with a metal chair* BECAUSE WE'RE BLACKMAILING HIM!!!)

Ita…

But anyway, as fortune would have it, we had a late start today, which meant school started at 10:10 a.m. and we had shorter classes. Not that us going to school would have any effect on our marks whatsoever, but we just liked school so damn much.

So I got to school where I found outside pretty much everyone having a fight. Vegeta was fighting with Goku, Ranma was fighting with Ryouga, Sonya was fighting with Eric, Shampoo (yes, she's still there) was fighting with Akane, Youji was fighting with Duo, Tamahome was fighting with Tasuki (Chichiri was making sure that Tamahome didn't hurt Tasuki too bad), Wu Fei was yelling out Treize's name not really fighting with anybody but the voices, Dilandau was fighting with Van, Inu Yasha was not fighting, but killing Ravi and finally Aoi was picking a fight with the first person he could find.

Quatre was sitting off to the side shouting at everyone that they should work as a team and not fight while Trowa silently nodded his head beside him. Out of my own boredom I found Relena and started to beat the living shit out of her as she screamed that fighting was wrong. Oh well.

"TAKE THAT YOU HO OF THE SCIENCE ROOM!!! STEAL DILANDAU'S JOB WHY DON'T YOU!!!"

The fights finally ended when the bell rang and we all ran into the school (most of us, not me, went to see Nurse Joy).

"Well now that I've successfully beaten Relena to a bludgeon of shit I feel much more relaxed now," I said smiling to Youji, Carrie and Trunks.

"Don't you feel bad that you beat up a defenceless girl?" Carrie asked trying to find some morals I might possess.

I thought for a bit.

"No, no I don't," then I smiled and entered English.

We sat at our usual back and fifteen minutes later Eric and Sonya walked in bandaged and bruised glaring at each other. I quickly wrote a note to Sonya.

"Hey Sony-Chan, didn't Aoi sell you on eBay?"

Sonya took a while to write back because of her many fractures (Eric's been taking lessons from Goku), but she finally replied.

"Ohayo Kireta-Chan! Aoi-Kun did sell me on eBay (I was pretty expensive too), but I killed the guy and came to school today."

I stared at the note speechless (not that I could talk in Trowa's class anyway…). My sister was a nut case. A murdering nut case.

Carrie, Sonya and me then went off to Gym where, because of a certain mental breakdown, Wu Fei was not there. Instead we had a supply teacher, none other than Tamahome. Damn it, they should have gotten Nuriko.

Before he could teach though, Miaka ran through the doors.

"Tamahome!"

"Miaka."

"Tamahome."

"Miaka."

The two did that for the whole period and afterwards.

"Wow…" I said suddenly. "He really does sounds like Heero."

Carrie and Sonya nodded.

After a couple minutes of staring blankly, Sonya remembered something.

"Hey guys!"

"What?" Both Carrie and I asked in unison.

"Hallowe'en's coming up!"

"Oh yeah…" I said finally remembering.

"YAY!!!" Carrie jumped up. "HALLOWEEN!!! We can dress up, and go trick or treating and then eat the candy and maybe go to some parties-"

"Get wasted," Sonya and me added in unison.

"Yeah!!! Oh it's gonna be so much fun!!! Who should we go as?"

The three of us looked blankly at each other.

"Guess I haven't really thought about that," I finally said.

Just then the bell rang and we decided to go find the guys.

"Hallowhat?" Youji and Trunks asked in unison. (A lot of them unison things happening today)

"Halloween!" Eric squealed with delight. "CANDY!!!"

"So you go around and buy candy dressed up as morons?" Trunks asked.

"No, no, you go around dressed up in a costume and people give you free candy," Carrie tried to explain again.

"And it doesn't occur to you that the candy could be poisoned?" Youji inquired.

"Not all of us make a living out of killing people," I said and Youji put on the innocent face. "Besides, I'll just make Trunks check if it's poisonous first."

"That makes sense," Trunks started. "HEY WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND!!!"

"Moron," I calmly said, turning my attention back to Youji. "Youji? Do you know who replaced Omi?"

"Huh? Why do you ask?"

"Well Wu Fei had a mental breakdown and I was wondering who they sent him to go see."

"Let's go find out," Carrie suggested and the six of us made our way down to student services.

We walked in and saw a boy with a small build and very dark complexion was sitting at Omi's old desk glaring at the computer.

"Ka… Kamui?" Carrie choked out and little hearts started to float around her.

Trunks glared.

"I don't care," Kamui said to us. "I won't get involved."

Then he stormed out of the office.

"Some people just don't change…" I mumbled quietly.

Eric hugged his Tasuki plush doll. "He's a meannie-head," he said with a bit of a glare.

So now that we knew who the guidance councillor was we decided to head for out next class. History.

"Just what does this guidance counsellor have that I don't?" The heart attack waiting to happen inquired Carrie on the way up.

We were just about to go into class when-

"TASUKI!!!" Eric screamed and bounded down the hall.

"GET BACK HERE ERIC!!!" Sonya hissed and tackled him to the ground. "TASUKI-SAN BELONGS WITH CHICHIRI-SAMA!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HE'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE EVEN KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Carrie looked at me. "He sounds more like you everyday," she remarked.

"And just what does that mean???" I asked and Trunks and Youji looked away trying not to laugh.

Sonya then took out an array of machine guns from 'Hammerspace' and started to shoot Eric to a bloody pulp. Tasuki was then standing beside her cheering her on.

When Sonya was done she turned to Tasuki.

"Konichiwa Tasuki-San!!!"

"Uh… hi… weird person…" Tasuki replied unsure of himself.

"The name's Haskell-San, but you can call me Sony-Chan," she held out her hand.

"Haskell? As in Elise Haskell and Eric Haskell?"

"As in Elise Haskell," she corrected.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THERE ARE MORE OF THEM!!!" Tasuki then ran off.

"Sayonara Tasuki-Kun!!!"

"You meet him once and he becomes 'Kun' huh?" I asked.

"That seems to be how she makes 'friends'," Youji said.

Seeing that was all over the five of us went to class leaving Eric and his Tasuki doll in the hallway. As we entered Carrie got those little hearts back as she saw Inu Yasha.

"Back off," I growled.

History was pretty fun, Carrie and I basically had a 'girl' talk with Inu Yasha about how annoying Ravi was, Sonya sat in the back making plans to get her favourite yaoi couples together and Youji and Trunks devised different ways of killing people like Duo and 'the guidance counsellor guy'.

We then went to Careers Studies (which had to have been to most boring half an hour of my life). We just sat there while Quatre talked about tea, tea and Trowa. Screw that, I'm not showing up for this class anymore.

Finally Civics came, which was a class I could bear because of my Gothic Angel and his very sexy voice… *Drifts off into lala land*.

We were leaving when we ran into Aoi.

"Konichiwa Aoi-Kun," Sonya greeted him.

"Hey Sonya, here ya go," he handed all of us a piece of paper. "Oh my God! This floor tile is darker than the- raindrops are falling on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes…" Aoi then walked away singing.

"So, we have a field trip tomorrow?" Carrie asked reading over the paper.

"To the Hershey's chocolate factory!?!" I grinned evilly.

"Is that a bad thing?" Youji asked.

"Supervising teachers are: Tasuki, Heero, my dad, Ranma, Inu Yasha and Aoi," Trunks read.

Carrie and I then began to laugh insanely; Sonya looked around for a bit and then joined our laughing as well.

This would be fun.