Juuban High - Day 35

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Eric and I got to school today, Elise running behind us screaming "WAIT UP GUYS!!! GUYS!!!! GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIT!!!!"

"Do you hear something, Carrie?" Eric said, petting his Tasuki plush.

"…No." I said as I continued to walk. There were lots of school buses lined up outside. We all got evil grins in our eyes as we realized we were going to the CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!

Trunks and Youji met up with us outside, and unfortunately for us, so did Sonya.

"Ohayo guys! Hello, Eric," Sonya glared as she walked into the school. "TASUKI-KUN! Are you going to be on our bus?"

"TASUKI!!!! HE'S MINE, HEINOUS BITCH!!" Eric smacked her in the head with a mallet.

"Dammit! Why, why, why?!?" Elise threw her hands up exasperated and glared daggers at Eric.

"Actually, he belongs to Chichiri-Kun, moron!"

"WENCH!"

We ignored them as they started fighting in the middle of the hall. This was all too common. Tasuki sweatdropped and ran off to make sure he wasn't on our bus.

"What the hell is the 'Hershey's Chocolate Factory' anyway?" Youji asked, looking around.

"What does it sound like, moron?" Trunks glared.

"Shut up!"

"It's a chocolate factory! Lots of yummy chocolate and ooo… chocolate covered Vegetas…" Elise trailed off, eyes glazed over.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Trunks looked very, very shocked.

Elise nodded, "isn't that nice? Heh…"

"She's getting back to normal!" Youji grinned.

"Aww!" I said. That was so cute!

"WENCH!!!" Eric screamed, throwing Sonya into the wall.

"Itai, no da..." Sonya mumbled.

Aoi walked through, "hey guys, it's time to get on the bus! Hey, I wonder if I can sell the buses on eBay… hmmm… ooo, that shade of blue goes dazzlingly with my couch!" He wandered away to see the shade of blue.

Elise grabbed everyone and got onto the bus. We noticed that Inu Yasha was the teacher on the bus, and the poor dog demon was sitting beside Ravi.

"Inu Yasha-Sama! Don't you just love chocolate? I love chocolate!" Ravi rambled.

"I love chocolate covered Inu Yashas…" Elise said.

*WHACK*

"OW! Dammit Carrie!" Elise rubbed her head and sat down in the front beside Inu Yasha's seat.

I sat down beside her and the guys sat behind us.

"I say we strangle him, and then hang him by those stupid ears of his with my string and then you can ki blast him and then um, I dunno… you can ki blast him again?" Youji said, glaring at Inu Yasha.

"Okay!" Trunks agreed.

I glared at him, and they both shut up.

Maybe Youji shut up cuz Inu Yasha was glaring though… *shrug*

"I love chocolate, don't you?" Ravi grinned.

"You asked that already," Inu Yasha said, banging his head on the windows.

"Oh, but I just love them. I love tea too, but I can't anymore since QUATRE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" He started to cry on Inu Yasha's shoulder.

"Gee, I wonder why..." Inu Yasha grumbled, kicking Ravi out of the seat.

I smiled and took his spot.

"Oh no…" Inu Yasha started banging his head on the window once again.

"I SAW HIM FIRST! I SAW HIM FIRST! I! SAW! HIM! FIRST! ME, ME, ME, ME! BACK OFF! ME!!!" Elise kept ranting.

I ignored her and hugged Inu Yasha's arm.

"Carrie! Look, Trunks is there!" Elise pointed at Trunks.

"Yea... so? I see him all the time. I don't see Inu Yasha that much."

Trunks looked heartbroken.

"I would hug you... but I have morals," Elise grinned and got up to kill me

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORALS?! You have NO morals! I'm sure you'd fuck any guy that walked."

"I WOULD NOT! I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU!!" Elise smacked him.

"Dammit! Eric, this is YOUR fault!" Trunks ki blasted Eric.

Fifteen.

"What's wrong with you people?" Eric spoke up after he had recovered.

"What's wrong with US?! At least we don't hug some stupid stuffed animal!" Trunks glared.

"IT'S NOT STUPID! It's my precious Tasuki!" Eric ki blasted Trunks.

"Wow, he really has been learning from Goku," Elise said. She was stunned for a minute, but then remembered her mission and put me on the seat away from Inu Yasha.

"YOU ARE NOT SITTING BESIDE ME!! NO ONE IS!!" To make his point, Inu Yasha laid down on the seat so that there was no room. "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

Elise then remembered that when we got there, she could make a chocolate covered Vegeta and forgot all about Inu Yasha. He didn't look disappointed.

The bus FINALLY stopped and we all got out.

"I'M IN HEAVEN!!" Elise screamed, giddy with glee.

"Insolent human is healthy again, I presume?" Veggie asked us… when did he get there?

"VEGGIE-CHAN!!!!!"

Vegeta flew off before she could glomp him.

"NOOOOO! Ooo, chocolate covered Inu Yashas."

We all went inside, where they were giving out FREE SAMPLES! Elise beamed and ran off, grabbing a plate… or two.

"Share that!" I said, grabbing one of the plates.

"BUT…but…" then she spied the vats of hot and cold chocolate. "Ooooo!" Her eyes went wide.

We all dug into the chocolate while waiting for Ranma. He had to show up sooner or later…

"Hiya Ranma-Kun!" Elise smiled sweetly.

"What do you want?" Ranma sweatdropped.

"Come here! Pleeease?"

"Um… okay…" he looked around to make sure it was safe and walked right over.

Elise picked him up and threw him into the cold chocolate.

"HEHEHE! That's even cooler than doing it with water!" Elise giggled madly and waited for him to get out.

"GOD DAMMIT ELISE!" Ranma got out and was dripping with chocolate.

Elise looked at me and our eyes lit up with the realisation that we could have chocolate covered people! Even thought we had already realised that…

"So it would work, huh? And they wouldn't get like, stuck in there… or would they?" I questioned.

"Who knows? Let's try!"

Elise threw Ranma into the hot chocolate. "AHHHHH…" he went silent.

We peeked over the edge. "Ranma? Raaanma…"I poked the chocolate. We waited for Ranma to emerge, he didn't.

"Um… Elise…. We have a slight problem."

"What?"

"The chocolate... it's um… hardened."

"Ooo! Hard chocolate covered Veggies!"

"ELISE!! He's stuck in there! We can't carry out our plans! Besides, what would happen if that was Vegeta in there?"

"ACK! Get the chisels!" Elise ran off and came back with a bunch of disgruntled employees.

"Stupid kids and their stupid ideas…" They got Ranma out of their and much to our delight he was STILL chocolate covered.

"Trunks! Where's your dad?" Elise smiled.

"NO, NO, NO, NO!! YOU WILL NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!"

"But... I already have!"

"AUGH!!"

I looked at Ranma for a second, and then I got an idea, an evil idea.

"Hiya Ranma! Let's go!" I started to drag him off.

"WAIT ONE SECOND!!" Trunks looked shocked.

"She'll be back in like, fifteen minutes," Elise smiled.

"Oh… WAIT ONE SECOND!!!!"

"Moron!"

"GET BACK HERE!!! Oh I'm going to KILL Ranma…"

"But Carrie did it, not Ranma," Youji pointed out.

"HE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO INTO THE HOT CHOCOLATE! IT'S HIS FAULT!!"

Elise rolled her eyes, "yep, he was just going to fly right out…"

"I would have!" Trunks looked smug.

"That's nice, you're not him now are you?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Although you'd really like to be him now wouldn't you? I mean think about it…"

Trunks blushed and started to walk away.

"TASUKI! TASUKI TASUKI TASUKI TASUKI TASUKITASUKITASUKITASUKITASUKI TASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUKI!!!!!! CanItrysomethingCanItrysomething???????????????????? Huhuhhuhuhuhuhuh???" Eric screamed, clinging to Tasuki's leg.

"HEEEEEELP!!!!! CHICHIRI!"

"I'll be Chichiri now, no da!" Sonya smiled.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! HE'S MINE MINE MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!! ALL MINE! NOTYOURSNOTYOURSNOTYOURSNOTYOURS MINEMINEMIIIINE!!" Eric ki blasted her into oblivion.

"Can't you ki blast yourself or something?" Tasuki said, looking down at his leech.

"Nononononononono!! INEEDYOU!!! YOUYOUYOUYOU!!!"

"Get. Off."

"BUT ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU!!!"

"AUUUUUUUUGHH!" Tasuki kicked him off and ran.

I returned with Ranma (who WASN'T covered in chocolate) around 10 minutes later.

"VEGETA!!!" Elise took off to find him.

Vegeta flew by a few minutes later. "Help!"

"Nah," I said, still giddy about what just happened.

Elise jumped and grabbed him. "You like chocolate right, Veggie-Honey?"

"…"

"Do you value your relationship with Bulma?" Elise pulled out the picture.

"God dammit! Insolent human!" Vegeta looked desperate.

"NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks said calmly. Well, calm for HIM anyway.

"Into the vat with you, Veggie-Honey!" Elise threw him in. How she managed that, we'll never know.

"The power of love is a wonderful thing!" Elise beamed.

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Vegeta flew out.

"Let's go find a dark corner, Veggie-Honey…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Trunks screamed.

Elise started to drag Vegeta off.

Coulda been me, but he looked like he was… smiling?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Youji patted Trunks on the back, "they were right. You're a heart attack waiting to happen."

Trunks didn't say anything.

Heero walked by, "hey guys what's up? It's such a lovely day isn't it, I mean, it's so fun here and I think I'm going to move here wouldn't that be nice? Huh huh huh?"

"HEERO!!" I grinned.

Heero actually smiled. HE SMILED!!! HE REALLY ACTUALLY SMILED!!! And he looked very, very nice too…

"Heero, I have an idea!" I grabbed him and threw him into the chocolate. Then I dragged him away… heh… heh…

"WAIT ONE SECOND!!!!!!!"

Elise came back, smiling. She told us nothing.

Youji dove into the vat when Elise came back.

"Look Elise! I'm chocolate covered too!"

"Huh? Oh, that's nice."

"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!" Youji got out, "at least Omi would have cared."

"Cute," Elise said, smiling.

"DAMMIT!!!"

Inu Yasha walked by, Ravi following him, "Inu Yasha, my love, can we go for a dip in the chocolate too?"

"FUCK NO!!!" Inu Yasha clawed at him.

Looks like Inu Yasha is the only one who isn't hyper here.

Aoi then walked by. "HEYGUYS! WhatsupIsn'tthisaweseome? Iwaswalkingbyandthisisreallycool-OHHEY!IneedthatforeBayandthatandSonya!Letsgonow,IhavesomethingelseIcouldsellyouas!OOO!Isn'titcoolhowweallendedupheretogether?" He kept rambling for a minute, until he stopped mid-sentence, "OOO! CHOCOLATE! LET'S ALL GO!!" We were all dragged away to where they had more free samples.

The disgruntled employees kicked us out before we could actually get to the free samples.

"OUT! AND NEVER, EVER COME BACK!!"

"IWANTCHOCOLATE! See ya next year, I'll be back dammit, I will! Ooo! Yellow school buses! I didn't know they were - lalalalalala…."

We all shrugged and ran onto the bus, headed back for school.

"I WILL BE BACK! I WILL! AND I WILL RULE THE OH LOOK! A house!" Aoi giggled to himself.

We got to school and left. Home sounded nicer.