Juuban High - Day 36

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Extra Scenes Written by: Carrie Rose

The past week had been very interesting, and I can say with absolute certainty, that I was prepared for whatever fate could throw my fucking way. Of course stubbing my toe down the stairs kinda took me off guard…

I got to school (really fucking late because neither Eric nor Sonya wanted to wake me up. @%$#%^$#^%$@&$%%$).

Anyway, I got there and it sorta looked like Trunks and Carrie were fighting.

"Why do you always walk to school with It?" Trunks asked.

"Elise's house is on the way!"

"What does It have that I don't?"

"Elise's house is on the way!"

"You like It better than me don't you?"

"Elise's house is on the way!"

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!"

"Elise's house is on- Oh Christ! I give up!" Carrie then turned and saw me. "Hey Elise!"

"Hey Carrie… how's the heart attack waiting to happen?"

"Ugh, could you tell him that your house is on my way to school?"

"Trunks, my house is on her way to school."

"SHE LOVES IT MORE THAN ME!!!"

"… He's hopeless Carrie."

"I know…"

Eric was quietly sitting by his locker (actually it was my locker… wait a sec…) petting his Tasuki plush. Sonya glared at him threateningly.

"Tasuki loves me… he's just playing hard to get."

"TASUKI-KUN LOVES CHICHIRI-KUN AND CHICHIRI-KUN LOVES TASUKI-KUN!!!"

"Those two are going to kill each other one of these days," Youji pointed out the obvious.

"I wonder where Veggie-Honey is… after yesterday…" I sighed.

"What exactly did happen yesterday?" Carrie and Youji asked.

"YES!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?! I HAVE A FUCKING RIGHT TO KNOW YOU STUPID SLUT!!! AND YOU!!!" Trunks pointed accusingly to Carrie. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH RANMA AND HEERO WHEN YOU DRAGGED THEM OFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE THEM AND IT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

"Why does he keep referring to me as 'It'?" Eric asked. "Better yet, why does he think you love me? Dammit, I don't love you, I only love Tasuki."

"I don't love you either…" Carrie mumbled.

"Good! Tasuki would get jealous!"

"Yeah… that's what he would do…" Carrie then started to picture a chibi Tasuki rejoicing with Chichiri with her and Eric holding hands. She shuddered deeply and truly.

"Remember the first day we came here Carrie?" I suddenly asked.

"Yeah…"

The two of us remembered way back to that fateful day…

The bell rang and it was time for lunch. Duo was the first person out of the class, and he ran down the hall to the caf. I guess he was hungry. Elise, Youji and I walked into the caf where we saw the janitor. Now I have to admit, I was scared. He was wearing an orange gi, and he was eating the table he was sitting at. Immediately, we knew it was Goku. Obviously his brains had gotten him far in life.

Youji, Eric and Sonya looked at us like we were crazy. (Trunks was still ranting)

"And remember when you had that mental breakdown?" I asked again.

It wasn't much later that the bell finally rang and Carrie and me left for lunch, I decided to take it upon myself to find out if there was a school nurse here or not. So I left Carrie in the capable (and confused) hands of Trunks and Youji and me left to find the nurse. I think I recall seeing a black rose petal flutter by my head, but I can be mistaken.

"What the hell is going on? Why are these little thought bubbles popping up?" Youji asked.

"I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL IT'S FAULT!!!"

Eric got ki blasted.

Sixteen.

"Remember when Eric first got ki blasted?"

Carrie and I thought for a bit.

"I can't say that I do…"

"Neither can I."

"Well what about one of the times Chichiri appeared?"

The bell rang and we went to lunch. Elise had just sat down and was about to start eating when a little SD monk appeared.

"That happened a lot."

"WILL YOU TWO CUT IT OUT!!!" Youji, Eric and Sonya screamed.

Sonya then pointed to Trunks. "Uh… Kireta-Chan, Carrie-Chan, what are we gonna do about him?"

"Take him to student services?" Youji suggested.

"Remember the first time we went to student-"

"NOT NOW!!!" Youji popped the thought bubble before it could be filled.

We all started to walk away and sure enough Trunks followed, still ranting I might add.

"I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED!?!"

Obviously we missed a big gap in his ranting.

"How long have I been married to whom?" Carrie inquired.

"SO YOU ADMIT IT!!!"

Carrie looked very puzzled.

We walked into student services and Sonya went in search of Kamui.

"AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND THE GUIDANCE COUNSILOR GUY-"

"Why are you still talking?" Carrie asked.

Trunks didn't shut up.

Then Kamui and Sonya came back, Kamui took one look at Trunks and started to walk away mumbling something about how he wouldn't get involved no matter what Hinoto said.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!" Trunks shot a ki blast at Kamui.

Kamui turned around and started to blast him with magic.

This went back and forth for a couple minutes until some chick came by, exploded and a sword came out of her, Kamui then picked it up and Trunks took out his sword, then the two started to sword fight.

"And does the exploding chick faze anyone?" Sonya asked cringing at the sight.

"What faze whom?" Carrie asked.

Ranma then walked by.

"What the fuck… WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING!?!" Ranma ran into the room and then screamed like a little girl when he saw the dead chick.

"I see somebody here is normal," Sonya mumbled.

"Yeah… he's really normal," I said taking out my water pistol and shooting him.

"Ranma dear!" Carrie called out to her.

Ranma's face went white.

*Flash back censored for children*

Trunks swung his head around.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!"

While Trunks was paying attention to Carrie, Kamui managed to cut his arm, and then Kamui started to scream at the sight of the blood.

"NOOOO!!! KOTORIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" He ran away.

"What the fuck?" Youji asked puzzled.

"Long story…" I explained.

Sonya looked on confused. "Dammit, I knew I should have read those Graphic Novels…"

"Graphic what now?" Eric asked.

"Oh shut up impostor!" Sonya said and hit Eric's plush doll.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came Eric's girlish screams, he could be so feminine sometimes.

Eric picked up his plush doll and then ran off, Sonya pursued him ready to (quote unquote) "rip the #$&%$ stuffing out of the #^%$&$%&$#@& doll before he %$&$*^%*#&#%$ knew what @$%&$%*&#*# hit him. #%&@*^%*@$%@&^$*^%*^$*^%#%^$%*%@@@@@&%^#*!!!"

Ranma followed their example and ran off as well.

"Hey Ranma! We'll have to do that again sometime!!!"

"WHAT!?!"

"Don't worry about it Trunks," I said patting his shoulder.

"Unhand me filthy human."

"You sound more like your dad every day..." I said getting a dreamy look in my eyes.

Carrie hit me with a mallet.

"OH SO I'M THE SLUT TRUNKS!?! HERE YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH MY FRIEND!!! SO TRUNKS, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED!?!"

"Veggie-Honey…" I mumbled as Carrie continued to yell and Trunks cowered.

One hour later and more swear words I didn't even know existed or could be put into the same sentence as each other…

We walked outside and came face to face with the once again emotionless Heero.

"Heero…"

"Who are you?" Heero asked.

"Don't you remember???"

Heero began to have a flash back about him standing in a field and Duo and Relena were running around him holding streamers, laughing, singing, doing other giddy things.

*Carrie's flashback has been censored for children*

Now Trunks went all pale.

"I didn't know people could bend like that…" I murmured.

"Neither did I," Youji added.

Heero then walked away the image of the field fresh in his head.

"These bubbles are really getting on my nerves…" Youji mumbled and started to walk away with Carrie and I.

We turned around and saw Trunks where we left him.

"Trunks?" Carrie said.

She went back and poked him.

"Trunks?"

"Ha! He's gone catatonic!!!" I yelled. "Try and ki blast Eric now!"

I paused waiting to see if he would fly away and do just that… but he didn't.

"I'm surprised that you or Heero didn't go catatonic after some of that shit," Youji said solemnly.

"Maybe we should just leave him here," I suggested.

"Yeah, he'll snap out of it," Carrie agreed with me and the three of us started to walk away.

"I wonder if Omi's that flexible…"

"What was that Youji?" I asked.

"Oh nothing."

As we walked down the hall we saw Inu Yasha walking with Ravi hot on his heels.

"That was so fun Friday wasn't it?" Ravi asked.

"No."

"Oh yes it was! Because you were there and we had chocolate and it was great!"

"No."

"Hey Inu Yasha!" Carrie and I said in chorus, and then I glared at Carrie. I didn't like her treading on MY territory.

"Hey Ravi?" I asked. "What exactly happened Friday?"

Before Inu Yasha could speak little thought bubbles popped up.

"What the fuck is that?" Inu Yasha asked pointing.

Suddenly Inu Yasha's thought bubble was filled with mass gore and the slow demise or Ravi at Inu Yasha's hands. Why the fuck is he still living???

Ravi's thought bubble filled with hundreds of dancing smiling chocolate covered Inu Yasha's yelling that they loved chocolate and Ravi.

"AHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!" Inu Yasha then pounced Ravi tearing him to a bloody pulp that Goku ate afterwards.

The weird thing is that he came back the next day… I'd hate to be at Goku's house that night.

"Let's go find Vegeta," Carrie then suggested.

"Why?" Youji asked obliviously.

We walked over to the math wing where we found Vegeta sitting all royally with people avoiding him (their fear was seen in their eyes, I'm so special because he loves me).

"Hey Veggie-Honey!!!"

"What do you want insolent human?"

"Well I wouldn't mind doing what we did Friday…"

"What are you talking about?"

"Ya know…"

"No, I don't know."

Once again thought bubbles popped up.

Vegeta's popped up and he raised an eyebrow not to sure what the fuck they were, then it filled with us walking down the hall, then he powered up and flew out the room.

*My thought bubble has been censored for children*

With a disgusted look on his face, Vegeta got up and walked away.

Youji and Carrie looked a bit puzzled as my mind wandered off into lala land. I came out of lala land though when Eric's and Sonya's shouts came from around the corner. Once again they were fighting over whom Tasuki belonged to. I would hate to see Carrie and Sonya fight over Heero being gay or not…

"We should go home then," Carrie started.

"Not yet!!!" I shouted and ran down the hall. Carrie and Youji looked at each other, shrugged and then ran after me.

We bumped into Aoi and another thought bubble popped up.

Suddenly it was full of flashing colours and faces running by at a speed of 50 miles a second. In the middle of it all was a cat floating around dressed as a mine/clown/business man hybrid. A little price bubble was floating over it and a title bow under it that said eBay.

Youji quickly popped the bubble.

"I NEVER want to look into his mind AGAIN!!!" He yelled and ran off in fear.

"That was so cool…" I said and followed Youji and Carrie back to our lockers.

That was a good day.