Juuban High - Day 37

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Eric and I walked to school today with Elise trailing behind us as usual…

"WILL YOU GUYS FUCKING STOP ALREADY? GOD DAMMIT!!!! WAIT UP!!! YOU COULD WAKE ME UP ONE OF THESE DAYS YA KNOW!! ERRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!! CARRRRRRRIE!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!"

"What the hell is wrong with her?" I mused as we walked into school.

"She's crazy."

"Yea, you're one to talk aren't ya? Oh! Look! Trunks is okay!"

Trunks was walking around, but he wasn't talking… Maybe he wasn't okay.

"GOD DAMMIT, I HATE YOU ALL!!!" Elise screamed as she had finally caught up to us.

"Hello to you too," Youji mumbled from his spot against the lockers.

"Hi Youji! Die Eric. Die Carrie."

"Eh… HEY! WHERE'S MY TASUKI PLUSH?!" Eric looked around frantic.

"Ohayo, minna! Look at what I found today! Isn't it cute? It was just sitting on the floor of It's room, although I don't know why it would be there…" Sonya looked very innocent, whistling a happy little tune.

"MY TASUKI PLUSH!!!!!" Eric lunged at her, slamming her head into the lockers as hard as he could and grabbed it back.

Sonya was unconscious on the floor, blood pouring out from a gash on her head.

"Maybe we should take her to the nurse." Youji said, motioning to the mess.

"Maybe we should clean that mess up." Elise also motioned to the prone Sonya.

"NO! WE MUST LEAVE THE WENCH THERE!!!! SHE TRIED TO KIDNAP MY TASUKI!! WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO WITH HIM!! SHE COULDA RAPED HIM!!!!"

"Eric… it's a toy," I said, shaking my head.

"IT'S NOT A TOY!! IT'S REAL!!!! YOU'RE HURTING HIS FEELINGS!!!" With that, he ran off, speaking comforting words to his precious toy, kissing it occasionally. Yep, kissing.

"Wow. And I thought Trunks was the only one who had lost it." Youji said.

"Trunks is just fine! Catatonic... kinda… but fine, none the less." I said, glaring at them.

"Yes, he is fine!" Eric said. Where did he come from?

"SHUT UP!!!" I hit him with my mallet, and he went off, mumbling "Tasuki! Carrie hurt me!"

Eric returned a moment later, dragging a protesting Tasuki behind him. "Burn her! Burn her!"

"Nah. She's normal... well compared ta YOU anyway."

"You love me! Burn her!"

"Who loves who and who's burning what now?" Elise said, looking up from her current activity: poking Trunks in the eye.

"I'M NOT BURNIN' HER!!" Tasuki walked off.

"TASUKI! MY LOVE! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Eric touched his head and suddenly he was gone. Goku's lessons really had paid off, it seemed.

"Trunks?" Poke. "Trunks?" Poke. "Trunks?" Poke.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" I pulled Trunks away from her. "Bitch," I glared.

"But that was so fun! It was like, you poked him and nothing would happen! He wouldn't even blink! Isn't that cool?"

"NO!"

"Hey, Youji, wanna play tic-tac-toe?" Elise said, pulling out blue and red markers.

"K! Can I be blue??"

"Okay!" Elise handed him the marker, and suddenly looked confused. "Hey, we don't have paper…"

"You're right, we don't…" Youji shrugged.

"Let's use Trunks instead!" Elise pulled out his arm.

Ten minutes later…

Both of Trunks' arms were covered in games of SOS and tic-tac-toe.

"Dammit! Outta room!" Youji started to put the marker away.

"No we're not!" Elise then pulled off his shirt… hey! What the fuck does she think she's doing?

"ELISE!! What are you doing?! He's gonna catch a cold, it's freezing in this school!"

"But we're out of room!! It's not fair!" She suddenly pulled a Goten. "YOU HATE ME!!!! YOU WON'T LET ME PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!! I HOPE YOU DIE!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

"Okay, okay, fine… if you'll shut up, I guess you can use Trunks' back as a board or something…"

"OKAY!" Elise's tears dried up and she was all smiles.

"God damn fake tears…" I kicked the marker at Elise and it bounced off her head.

"OWWWWWWW! YOU HIT ME!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!" Youji screamed at her.

"…You yelled at me." Elise looked hurt.

"EEP! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRRRRY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME, OH HOLY ELISE WHO I WORSHIP AND LOVE ETERNALLY!!"

"What the fuck?" Elise looked confused.

"Um… never mind!" Youji put a hand behind his head sheepishly.

They were using Trunks' back and stomach as a tic-tac-toe board once again.

10 minutes later…

"NO! YOU ARE NOT TAKING OFF HIS PANTS!! I DRAW THE LINE AT HIS PANTS!!!"

"But, but, but… we're outta room! Pleeease??"

"NO!!!"

"You know you want to see it!"

"…No I don't! Shut up!"

"BUT CARRIE!! WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE ROOM!!!" Elise pleaded.

"How about we go to class now? I mean we missed computers and drama…" Youji started.

"WE MISSED HEERO?"

"WE MISSED DUO!!"

Elise and I had said that in unison... well except for the last word.

"Yea, lunch is just ending."

"Oh... heh... heh... I guess I got carried away with playing with Trunks - playing games ON Trunks… wait… that sounds wrong too! Fuck it!"

I glared at Elise, pulled Trunks up, put his shirt back on, and dragged him off to Science with Youji, Sonya and Eric.

"I MISS MY TASUKI!!! I MISS TASUKI!!! ERIC STOLE HIM!!!!" Sonya was wailing.

"Um... he was Eric's to begin with…" I pointed out.

"NO! HE WAS CHICHIRI-KUNS!!!" Sonya screamed.

"No, the PLUSH, you moron!"

"HEINOUS BITCH!!!" Eric came running at her, and smashed her into the lockers again. Poor girl. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

We walked into the science class.

"ACK! TOO MUCH PINK! I'M GOING BLIND!!!" Elise screamed in agony, hiding her eyes.

"Oh, hello Elise! You don't like pink? I love it, that's why everything is pink! It will forever be pink! HEEEERO! Heero likes pink too! COME AND KILL ME!!!!"

"Heero… likes… pink?" I looked shocked.

"Oh, yes! He adores it! He adores me too! HEEEEEEEEEEERO!!!!!"

"What the fuck is wrong with her?" Youji asked.

"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING PINK!!! AND WHY THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DRAWN ALL OVER?!"

Guess who was okay again.

"TRUNKS!!!" I launched myself at him and hugged him, "you're okay!!"

"Dammit! Now we don't have a game board anymore! Oh, by the way, you look really nice shirtless…" Elise giggled. Since when did Elise giggle?

"You do!" Eric beamed. "You look nice wet too... very nice…"

"WHAAAAAT?!" Eric was no more for the next five minutes.

Seventeen.

"YOU!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!" Trunks pointed accusingly at Elise.

"Eh." Elise shrugged and started telling Youji and me her plan to get rid of Relena.

"Hey! Tell me! Why are you leaving me out? ELISE!! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?! DAMMIT WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME!!!!!!?"

"Shut up, Trunks." I said, and went back to listening to Elise's plan.

"DAMMIT TELL ME!!!!"

"You'll find out tomorrow, sweetie. Now sit down and look pretty."

"Okay," Trunks sat down.

"Good boy," I smiled and sat down.

"Anyway, in science today we will be learning how to shoot roses but not people with guns, cuz hurting people is wrong, but hurting roses is okay! Unless they're pink…"

"Fuck you," Elise mumbled and got up. We all followed.

"You can come too, Trunks."

"Okay!" Trunks followed us.

"Moron!" Eric said, appearing beside us. He again, was a pile of ash for the next five minutes.

Eighteen.

"OH VEGGIE-HONEY!!" Elise ran into math.

"…Insolent human."

"Hi!" Elise sat down in front of his chair, "I missed you!"

"Oh."

"Look at Trunks! Doesn't he look nice all drawn over?"

"What happened to the brat?"

"We drew on him, since he couldn't take seeing things that where for a more... mature audience… he went catatonic! It was so cool!"

"Yea, cool, that's what it was. At least he didn't get a chronic nosebleed." I muttered.

Elise and Veggie-Chan glared at me.

"What?!" I sat down and ignored them. Morons. They were made for each other.

"Veggie-honey! Your back is really tense! Can I give you a massage?"

"No."

"Pweeeeease?? Pwwwwweeeeeeeeaassseeeee??"

"No."

Elise pulled out the pictures, "please??"

"Dammit."

Elise went to massage him. The rest of us left while she was doing that and Vegeta just ignored her.

Tomorrow would be fun. Relena's demise will begin… MWA HAHA!!!