Juuban High - Day 38

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Seeing as nobody had to go to school it would be ok to skip the entire day and carry out with Operation GROR (Get Rid Of Relena).

"GUYS!!! JUST ONCE DAMMIT! JUST ONCE WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"You hear something Eric?" Carrie asked.

"Did you say something about Tasuki?"

"…No."

"Oh! Ok! TasukiTasukiTasukiTasuki," he squeezed his plush tighter (he's never forgetting that again).

"HEY ERIC! TASUKI'S OVER THERE!" I yelled in a poor attempt of revenge.

"WHERE!?!" Eric yelled and ran off.

"Moron…"

I finally caught up to Carrie and we began to laugh evilly about what we would do to Relena. First we had to infiltrate her cult! Yep, she had a cult, Cult RAMAACIP (Really Annoying Manga And Anime Characters In Pink). That wasn't the sanctioned term; just something that suits it better than what Relena's called 'em. TPP (The Pink Parade)

Youji and Trunks were waiting by their lockers; thankfully there was no sign of Sonya. We had limited time and I knew if she showed up her and Eric would just fight and-

"Ohayo!"

"…Dang it."

"What's going on?" Sonya questioned.

"Well if you're here we might as well tell ya Sony-Chan. We're going to get Relena fired by finding more discriminating evidence on her."

"More?"

"Yeah, there were these porn pictures… but they disappeared…"

"Whatwhatwhat?"

"You in or not?"

"To destroy Relena's career?"

"Uh huh."

"Do you even have to ask? DOWN WITH THE PINK FUZZY THING!!!"

"Um… yeah."

"So, because the cult is very strict and only let's girls in-" Carrie began to explain.

"What? We can't help?" Trunks asked. Youji turned a few different shades of red.

"Um no Trunks, you're helping," Carrie said suppressing laughter.

"Not again…" Youji mumbled.

"Again?" Trunks asked looking at Youji. "What the hell is going on?"

"Are you really so oblivious?" I asked.

"Oblivious to what!?!"

Sonya crept over to his side, whispered something in his ear and walked away grinning as he began to blush.

"NO WAY!"

Sonya, Carrie and me started to nod with evil glints in our eyes. Youji and Trunks looked like they would cry.

"We can borrow dresses from Nuriko!" I exclaimed.

After two hours of finding Nuriko, pleading for two pink kimonos, forcing Youji and Trunks into the kimonos and then putting makeup on them, we finally got the plan all laid out.

"I do think Trunks looks better in red dresses, but oh well," I finally said after taking some pictures.

"How would you have seen me in a red dress!?!" Trunks yelled.

"Well he'll blend into The Pink Parade very well," Carrie chimed in.

"Yeah! Everyone will just think they're just annoying anime characters!" Sonya grinned to herself.

"Yeah, but… HEY! WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND!"

"What are you guys doing?" Eric's voice suddenly came.

We turned around and found a very dirty Eric; obviously he had been looking for Tasuki in the forest I sent him into.

"Planning on getting rid of Relena, wanna help?" Carried asked.

"I don't want the impostor helping us!" Sonya protested.

"You get to see him in a dress," I stated.

"Oh, ok!"

"Why would she see me in a dress?" Eric innocently inquired.

Half an hour later, we had Eric in one of Nuriko's light red kimonos. His makeup was done all pretty and we took some more pictures (unlike the guys he was cheerfully smiling, obviously doesn't take after me).

"How come he gets to wear red!?!" Trunks demanded.

"Just don't think about it Trunks," Carrie soothed.

"And how come you guys don't have to wear dresses!?!"

"Because we have breasts," I added in.

"SO!?!"

"So we blend in."

"BUT YOU'RE ALL IN BLACK!!!"

"Minor details."

"Hey! White socks! White socks!" Carrie said lifting her pant leg up.

"This will be so great! As soon as we get rid of Relena, Heero will be able to date Duo!" Sonya began to laugh insanely.

Carrie whacked Sonya with a mallet making little birds appear here and there.

"KILL THE WENCH! KILL THE WENCH!"

"Shut up you impostor!" Sonya yelled at him with the last of her strength, then she passed out and we decided to leave her there.

We finally got to the science room only to find it empty, empty and PINK.

I collapsed on the ground scratching at my eyes.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! ITA!!! ITAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Carrie lifted me up.

"Pull yourself together woman!" She slapped me a couple times to bring me back to my sense.

"Can I slap her next!?! Can I slap her next!?!" Trunks pleaded.

"No."

We then all walked to the back of the room where we found the now pink closet door with a big pink 'TPP' sign on it.

"This could be it…" I said sarcastically.

"Maybe, just maybe," said Carrie as she opened the door.

Suddenly hundreds of pink arrows flew out just missing Carrie and me.

"I THOUGHT SHE WAS A PACIFIST!!!" Carrie yelled.

"Yeah… a pacifist with an army in her palace basement."

Without further sight of booby traps we entered the closet to find a staircase leading down.

"I can remember when Dilandau stored his gasoline in here," I almost started to cry.

"You're going to crack before we even get down there," Trunks accused.

"Don't talk about my sister like that!" Eric defended me.

"And why do you care?"

"As her brother-"

"Brother!?! Do you realise your wearing a dress right now!?!"

"It's a kimono."

"That does not make it any better," Trunks said glaring.

We finally got to the bottom of the stairs and found a very, very, very, very scary sight.

Pink hallways as far as the eye could see. The cheesy them music that Relena sings like "It's Just Love" was playing and pink rose pedals were thrown on the floor.

But nothing could compare to the stature. A pink golden statue of Heero was at the end of the hall.

"Wha-!?! What the fuck!!" Carrie screamed.

"What do you care?" Trunks asked defensively.

"HEERO!!!" Carrie ran forward almost sounding like Relena and hugged the statue, suddenly pink lights started to flash and five figures came out from opposite pink halls wearing fuzzy pink cloaks covering their faces.

"Youji?" I asked noticing how quiet he was. "I hope you've taken enough pictures discriminating evidence."

He nodded griping his camera.

Slowly the five took off their hoods. There was Relena, Kotori, Shampoo, Kikyo, and finally… Goku.

"Goku?" Trunks asked dumbfounded.

"Didn't you say only girls got in!?!" Youji yelled.

"You can't expect everything we say to be true," I said in my defence.

Then a pink rose flew in front of us and implanted itself by Eric's feet. We could hear his girlish scream of shock.

"I am Tuxedo Kamen! Protector of love! And by touching Relena's Heero statue you have shown me that you wish to take her love away. This is very bad, for love is all and without love you have nothing, and this is very bad."

"You are so redundant and corny!" I yelled.

"You have touched my Heero," Relena said with a full glare/scowl on her face. "For this you must DIE!"

"As much as I hate to admit it, we are so screwed, we just can't beat all of them," I started to give up all hope.

"She cracked…" Carrie mumbled. "But we are going to die."

"Guys," Trunks said. "We can fight you know."

"There's no hope!" I yelled.

"Hello!" Trunks and Eric said in unison.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" Carrie and me yelled.

"GUYS!!!" Youji joined them this time; he was finally getting over his anger of having to be put in a dress… again.

"Wait!" Carrie suddenly said as Goku powered up, Kikyo got her bow and arrow ready, Shampoo got into a fighter stance and Tuxedo Kamen got out that really big stick off his. Kotori just yelled for "Kamui-Chan".

"KILL THEM!!!" Relena commanded.

"THIS IS A JOB FOR THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!" Carrie and I yelled out in a last desperation of hope.

"What?" Eric, Trunks and Youji said in unison doing a face fault.

Suddenly cheesy theme music came through the loudspeakers where "It's Just Love" had been playing seconds ago, then Gohan, full clad in his Great Saiyanman outfit, came flying down the hall and landed next to Carrie who got a little grin on her face. Trunks glared.

"You were trying to harm innocent women that cannot defend themselves-"

"We can defend ourselves just fine!" The three drag queens yelled in protest.

"This cannot be forgiven and in the name of the moon- I mean law, I will punish you!" The Great Saiyanman finished taking a Sailor Moon pose.

"And I thought Tuxedo Kamen was corny," I said as he began to fight of our attackers.

"Yeah… but he's cute…" Eric mumbled.

"Stupid queer," Trunks said.

"Mine!" Carrie yelled in defence and then smacked Trunks and Eric. "Trunks don't say things like that!"

"Hey! HEY!" Trunks yelled for both the things Carrie said.

Finally Gohan had fought of Shampoo, Tuxedo Kamen and Kikyo, Kotori and Relena had run off and Goku had gone to find food (he probably didn't even recognize The Great Saiyaman was his kid).

"Dad… come back and fight," Gohan pleaded for a second there.

"HE'S NOT YOUR DAD!!! PICCOLO IS!!!" I yelled in protest.

"But that's impossible. I mean Piccolo doesn't even have -OH KAMI I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!"

"But he raised you!"

Gohan paused for a second; "He trained me for a year, that's completely different than-"

"HE'S YOUR FATHER DAMMIT!!!" I yelled looking very scary and Gohan coward back.

Carrie hit me with a mallet.

"Quiet you," she mumbled.

"Are you girls ok?" Gohan asked.

"My hero…" Eric swooned. Wait a sec! Eric swooned over somebody else other than Tasuki!?! What is this world coming to!?!

Carrie then hit him with a mallet. "MINE!"

"Well it's good to know that you ladies… are… uh… Trunks?"

Trunks turned an odd colour of red and then turned around hiding his face.

"Uh… uh… uh… uh…" He stammered.

"Yes, that is Trunks," I said grinning ear to ear.

Gohan then erupted into violent fits of laughter.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ELISE!!!" Trunks yelled and ki blasted Eric.

Nineteen.

"What'd I do?" Eric mumbled.

"Ya missed me," I said monotone.

"I wasn't aiming for you!"

Finally Gohan stopped laughing and got back on his feet wiping away a tear.

"What would Vegeta think!?" Gohan said holding back more laughter.

Trunks eyes went wide with fright. "You… you wouldn't."

"Nah, I'm not that mean."

"What's going on here?" A very nice sounding voice came from the other end of the hallway.

"Oh Piccolo! What are you doing here?" Gohan asked.

"IT'S YOUR FATHER COME TO SEE IF YOU'RE OK!!!" I yelled.

"What?" Piccolo raised an eyebrow.

"HE LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?"

Carrie hit me with a mallet. "Shut up before you hurt yourself!"

"What is she talking about?" Gohan finally asked.

"Ignore her, she's deranged."

"Got that right! She's a fucking psychopath!" Trunks yelled.

"Trunks?" Piccolo asked.

"AH FUCK!"

"Piccolo-San Dai, Dai, Piccolo-San Dai, Dai, Piccolo-San Dai, Dai, Dai, Dai, Da~i-Suki." Gohan absently minded began singing.

"SEE!!! HE LOVES YOU TOO (not yaoi! GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER!!!)!"

"I thought I told you to shut up." Carrie mumbled.

"Gohan, stop singing, psychopathic girl, stop talking," Piccolo said and then flew off.

"I wonder why's he's here anyway," Carrie mumbled.

"I DON'T CARE!!! BUT NOW HE'S GOING TO TELL MY DAD!!! I AM SO DEAD! I AM SO DEAD!"

"Oh calm down Trunks, I've known Vegeta since I was four and he… oh wait. You really ARE dead."

"AHHHHHHHH!" Trunks started to rip out his hair. Ow.

"Trunks, you're ruining your nice hair," Carrie scolded.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! NOTHING MATTERS NOW!!! I'M AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!"

"I thought The Great Saiyaman said you WERE dead," Eric corrected him.

Trunks ki blasted him.

Twenty.

"Well I have to get going, bye! Duty calls!" Then he flew off.

"BYE!!!" Eric and Carrie called after him, and then Carrie hit Eric with a mallet.

"You have Tasuki!"

"Itai…"

"You have Trunks!" I yelled.

"Yeah!" Trunks said momentarily forgetting his dad.

"Eh," she shrugged.

"And ya know Carrie, he thinks Eric's a girl still." I pointed out.

Carrie went pale.

Tomorrow would be… uh… interesting.