Juuban High - Day 39

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

As usual, I walked to school with Eric today. Again, Elise was running after us screaming. However, there was something unusual about the whole thing too.

"Eric, why may I ask, are you STILL wearing that kimono?"

"The Great Saiyaman still thinks I'm a girl, right? This way, he can fall in love with me, and when I tell him that I am really a man, he will still love me because he knows me!"

I glared at him, "I stole Gohan from Ravi, so for the last time, he's mine!" With a whack of my mallet, he had stopped talking about Gohan. In fact, he had stopped talking altogether, save for a few mumbled "itais'"....

"Besides, Tasuki doesn't like girls remember?"

"Oh, but Tasuki knows I'm a boy, no problem there!" Eric pulled himself off the ground and hugged his Great Saiyaman plush... wait... his Great Saiyaman plush?

"KAWAII!!" I grabbed it and ran inside the school.

"HEINOUS BITCH NUMBER TWO!! GIVE THAT BACK!! It's mine!"

"Mine now!" I smiled, hugging the plush. It was so cute!

He got ready to ki blast me, and just as he let it go, Trunks jumped in front of me and ki blasted back. Of course, Trunks was stronger, so Eric fell into a pile of ashes once more.

Twenty-One.

"Don't try to hurt her, you stupid queer!"

"Trunks! That isn't nice!" I smacked him in the head.

"Sorry! Oh, and Eric, if she wants that toy, it's hers. End of discussion... hey wait! Why do you have a Gohan toy?!"

"I got it from Eric. Isn't it cute?"

"NO!!"

Men are so stupid. I don't know what Eric was whining about - he still had his Tasuki plush! Baka.

I looked down the hall to see a green man with a turban meditating while hovering above the ground.

"PICCOLO! Hi!" Elise smiled, walking into school.

"Whatcha doin' here, Piccolo?" Trunks asked, looking up at the Namekian.

"I'm the hall monitor," he said in that nice, nice, NICE voice. (The Japanese voice actor speaking in English! Gah!)

"Cool!" Eric said, rejoining us. He kept glaring at me. Stupid idiot... besides Elise, I'm the only one that actually refers to him as a person, and not just an 'It'. Maybe I would stop that, and start calling him 'It' like everyone else.

The bell rang, suddenly everyone who was in the hall (besides us, of course) got ki-blasted into the next galaxy.

"Sweet!" I exclaimed, looking at the pile of ashes that had accumulated in the hall. One day I'll be able to do that... one day.

"Oi! Piccolo! Ya almost killed me there!" Gohan said, standing beside us.

"Hiya Gohan!" I smiled.

He waved, looked at Trunks, and cracked up. "You are SO dead! Deader than dead! I can't wait to see what happens!"

"...Shut up." Trunks glared.

Eric's eyes glazed over, "Gohan...."

Suddenly, Gohan screamed in fright. We all looked over to see that Eric had attached himself to Gohan's waist and was hugging him really tightly.

"Oh, you'll get used to him," I said, kicking Eric. "Leave Gohan alone! Remember, he's mine!"

Gohan sweatdropped.

"Dammit Gohan! This is all your fault!" Trunks glared.

"Me? What did I do?" Gohan looked confused.

"She likes you. It's all your fault!" Trunks glared.

Eric had reattached himself to Gohan and was not letting go.

"Trunks! Ki blast him for me!" I said, pointing to Eric.

"Can I blast Gohan too?"

"No! You can blast Eric!"

"No! I'll blast Eric AND Gohan, but not just one."

"You know, if we're using anime analogies, Trunks loves Eric," Elise said, trying to suppress her laughter.

"And Gohan, too," Youji pointed out.

"WHAAAT?!" Trunks looked very, very shocked.

"Yea. If someone won't kill someone, protects someone, or is friends with someone, they must be in love. You didn't know that rule?" Elise said, looking at him like he was the biggest moron in the world.

"There's a rule? I'M CONFUSED! WHY DOES NO ONE EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME? WHY? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T INFORM ME OF THIS!!!"

"Calm down, sweetie..." I said, hugging him comfortingly.

"Okay," Trunks nodded and was calmed down once again.

"Maybe you should go to class..." Piccolo was standing there, wondering just what the hell was wrong with all of us.

"We don't have to - we'll pass anyway, cuz Vegeta went and made sure of it."

"...Oh." Piccolo shook his head, beginning to think we were all crazy. Ya know, I think he's right.

"How do you make your cape and turban appear and disappear? Huh, huh, huh?" I started to pester Piccolo about it.

"I just do," he did it a couple times to show off.

"How come I can't do it?"

"Because you're not a Namekian." Piccolo stated the obvious.

"No shit, but it would be cool to do that."

We realised it was lunch and went with Gohan to get food. Lots of food, we were visited by Goku, and Gohan, being the cute little idiot that he can be, let his 'dad' eat some of his food. Next thing we knew, the entire table was gone and so was all of our food.

"GOHAN!!" Elise hit him in the head.

"What?? He's my dad, how could I refuse?? I mean. It's not like I see him very often… He's never around..."

"Poor thing!" I hugged him.

Eric glared at me. "Heinous bitch number two," he mumbled. I glared daggers back at him.

"PICCOLO IS YOUR DAD. NOT THAT THIRD CLASS BAKA KAKAROTTO! PI-CCO-LO!" Elise yelled.

"..." Gohan was speechless. He just stared at Elise with a 'what the fuck are you on?!' kind of look.

The bell rang and we went to Science.

"DOWN WITH THE PINK-HATERS! DOWN WITH THE PINK HATERS!!!"

"What the...?"

We looked in to see Relena leading a protest against us. Oh dear. We decided not to go in there when we saw the nice diagrams of many deaths. There was a particularly disturbing one of Great Saiyaman's death. Poor Gohan.

"Fucking psychos." Gohan muttered.

"And you thought I was bad!" Elise grinned.

"YOU ARE!" Trunks glared at her.

"Now Trunks, we do not need to start a fight now." I scolded him for his immaturity.

"Okay, I'm sorry." Trunks looked down.

"Aww, it's okay sweetie!"

Trunks grinned all cute. He's so very kawaii!

We went to math.

"HI VEGETA-SAN!!" Gohan waved.

"The spawn of Kakarotto?"

"At your service! Guess what I got!" Gohan beamed and held up the pictures of Trunks in drag. I looked over at Elise, who just grinned evilly at me.

"What?"

"Pictures of Trunks in drag!"

"Trunks in what?! MY SON?!"

"Yea!" Gohan handed him the pictures.

"You are not my son." Vegeta stated calmly.

"DAD!"

"Do not call me that. I disown you."

"SHE made me!" Trunks pointed to Elise.

"I did no such thing, Veggie-Honey!"

"I disown you, boy. INSOLENT HUMAN!" Vegeta bellowed.

"...Yes?" Elise gulped. She was afraid of Vegeta! Wow!

"Don't do that again. My boy does not wear dresses."

"Hai, Veggie-Honey."

And that was the end of that. I think he let her off rather easy... don't you?