Juuban High - Day 40
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
After stealing the Great Saiyaman plush from the 'heinous bitch number two', I promptly returned it to Eric. He was so happy that he actually woke me up the next day. He also made me breakfast and coffee... funny thing is that I don't eat breakfast or drink coffee. So the cat had some breakfast and coffee, I went to school.
"Ohayo Kireta-Chan," Sonya greeted me in the morning. "I was wondering, you know when you guys went into Relena's cult?"
I nodded, evil memories coming to my head. God, it's just like Nam, again… again.
"Well I was wondering, what was the point? I mean Relena's still our science teacher."
"Well Sony_Mouse, it's like this. I basically did that to get Trunks in a dress..."
"WHAT!?!" I could hear Trunks from behind me.
"So anyway! Um yeah, go talk to Aoi or something, go get her fired," I said ushering Sonya away.
"YOU DID WHAT!?!"
"Moron," Eric mumbled beside him.
A thought occurred to me all the sudden. Between Piccolo getting mad and killing people, and Vegeta getting mad and killing people, and Goku getting hungry and eating people. Not to mention Aoi... well being Aoi. Why wasn't our school's population going down the drain??? We seemed to have just as many students as when we started.
That bugged me for about... ten seconds, before I blamed it on anime's inability to make logical sense.
Sonya then came bounding down the hall all smiles.
"Oh no she's back," Carrie mumbled, Eric nodded in agreement.
"Kireta-Chan! Aoi-Kun fired Relena!!!" She said jumping up and down.
"Think she'll be pissed?" Youji asked calmly.
"Nah... she's too peaceful," I replied. "Stupid dumb bitch..."
Then Gohan wandered down the hall, Eric's eyes lit up.
"GOHAN!!!"
Suddenly a pan hit the back or Eric's head, he went down to reveal Carrie standing behind him looking innocent as she hid the pan behind her back.
"It must have passed out... HEY GOHAN!"
"Uh... hi..." Gohan look nervously at Eric. "How's it going Carrie?"
"Oh fine," Carrie floated around him. Trunks glared, Vegeta would have been proud... had he not disowned him I mean. I'll have to get those two back together (IN THE FATHER SON WAY YOU SICK FREAKS!!!).
Suddenly the bell rang and... well nothing. People continued to walk the halls minding their own business.
"Hey where's Piccolo?" Gohan then asked.
"HA!!! YOU NOTICED HE WAS GONE!!! THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS YOUR TRUE FATHER AND YOU-"
Whack.
Carrie strikes again.
"Pay no attention to her..." Carrie mumbled.
"No one does anyway," Trunks stated.
"Hey, Gohan and Piccolo would-" Sonya didn't finish before Carrie ki blasted her. We all know what she was going to say... except a very oblivious Gohan.
"You know Carrie, I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna get hurt if you keep hitting them with your frying pan and ki blasting them," Youji pointed out.
"You're one to talk, always making death diagrams," Carrie shot back.
"Death diagrams?" Youji started hiding his papers. "What death diagrams?"
Carrie rolled her eyes.
"But yeah," Gohan said trying to come back to his point. "Where's Piccolo? Isn't he the hall monitor?"
Before anything else could be said Aoi was running down the hall.
"HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!!! I HAVE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!!!" Aoi said, handing us a piece of paper, a piece of pink paper.
"What's this?" I took the paper and started to read. "Oh my... this is um..." I broke out into hysterics.
"What? What?" Carrie asked and grabbed the paper from me. "Oh it's- OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell is so funny?" Trunks took the paper. His face went white. "Wait a second? What is this?"
As soon as I got over Trunks remark, I replied.
"It appears to be a ransom note... and the picture... at the bottom..." I broke down in hysterics.
"What?" Trunks asked. "It's just Piccolo with a... Oh my god..."
"HIS TURBAN AND CAPE ARE PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aoi finished.
"WHAT!?!" Gohan snatched the picture.
"AHA!!! YOU CARE!!!" I yelled in victory.
"Of course I care!!!"
"So you do consider him to be your father!!!"
"What the fuck-"
Carrie hit me with a mallet this time.
"We have your hall monitor. If you want to see him in white again, give us Trunks in a pink dress," Gohan read.
"Hmmm, no problem," I answered.
"WHAT!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I suppose we could just borrow something from Nuriko again," Youji suggested.
"Oh, I have a pink dress he could borrow," Eric said.
"You have pink dress?" I questioned.
"You have a dress?" Carrie asked.
"What's wrong with a girl having a dress," Gohan said. We all laughed at Gohan.
"IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME!?! I'M NOT PUTTING ON ANOTHER DRESS-"
"Why would you be putting on dresses?" Vegeta asked, suddenly by my side.
"Veggie-Honey!!!"
"I'M NOT GOING TO BE PUTTING ON A DRESS!!!"
"Sure you are," Sonya said. "Because you love-"
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!!!" Carrie yelled, her battle aura exploding.
"...Ok...."
"What was she going to say?" Gohan asked.
"... I thought you were smart," I said.
"What?"
"Hey guys," Youji said. "What about Piccolo?"
"Oh yeah, Trunks, into the dress," I said.
Vegeta cocked his eyebrow.
"NO FUCKING WAY!!!"
Obviously disgusted with his disowned son, Vegeta left.
"Why don't we just go down and take Piccolo?" Carrie suggested.
"YES LET'S DO THAT!!! WE'LL DO THAT!!!"
"Shut up Trunks," Eric said, he was then ki blasted.
Twenty-Two.
"Will she be all right?" Gohan asked.
"... He... cared..." Eric coughed out.
Carrie glared at the pile of ashes. "Hopefully not."
"The moon is in the bathtub."
We all turned to look at Aoi, we had forgotten all about him.
"What?" He asked licking his knife.
So without another word the seven us began to go downstairs. Sonya had a machine gun with Relena's name on it. We got to the closet and opened up, this time no arrows flew out and no music was playing.
"Creepy..." we all mumbled in unison... except Sonya.
"GET OUT OF THERE YOU WHORE!!! YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL HEERO AWAY FROM-"
Whack.
The funny thing was that Carrie didn't hit her, Eric did.
"Have to get her when her guard's down... heinous bitch."
"Go Eric go..." I mumbled.
We walked down the stairs; I swear I heard Gohan ask if Eric was short for Erica. Couldn't be too sure though. As soon as we got to the bottom of the stairs a pink rose hit the floor in front of us.
"Because you have done bad things, things that were not good. You have caused Relena pain, and pain, which is not good, is very bad. It takes away from love, and love is great, so great that-"
"SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP DAMNIT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" I yelled collapsing to my knees.
"You bastard!" Youji mumbled.
"Where's Piccolo?" Gohan asked looking around.
Eric clung to Gohan's arm. "Gohan... I'm scared."
"It's ok..." Gohan patted his head hoping that he wouldn't cry.
Carrie glared, but before she could whack him, Relena, Kotori, Kikyo, Shampoo and Goku came out followed by Piccolo.
"Vile evil people, you make Ranma sad. Shampoo kill."
"When did we...?" Carrie trailed off as Kikyo got out her bow and aimed an arrow at her.
"Hey Piccolo," Gohan said.
"So, you've come to join us?" Piccolo asked.
"Us?" Trunks asked.
"Yes, I have seen that TPP is the only way for me."
"My god... they've brainwashed him," I said regaining my grounds. I hate Tuxedo Kamen so much...
"Ah Eric, you've returned," Goku said going up to Eric. Eric hid behind Gohan.
"Returned?" Carrie, Trunks, Youji, Gohan and me asked.
"Well um..." Eric stumbled.
"That would explain the martial arts lessons," Youji said.
"And the pink dress," Trunks added.
"It all makes sense..." I mumbled.
"But then you betrayed us, by doing the worst crime ever..."
"Which is?" Gohan asked.
"Insulting Tuxedo Kamen."
"All I called him was a corny bastard! But who cares, I just came for the lessons..."
Relena then jumped up.
"TRAITOR!!! KILL THEM ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!" She screamed and everyone got ready to fight.
"She's crazy..." I said to Carrie.
"You just noticed that?"
Then Sonya ran down the stairs firing her machine gun.
"DIE YOU WHORE!!!" She then tripped, fell, and crashed into Relena. She stood up dusting herself off, everyone in a stunned silence. She looked around. "Well, that was fun."
Everyone got bored and we all started to leave, but not before Eric said something.
"This isn't over..." then he clung to Gohan and started crying over how scared he had been. Carrie was ready to kill him...
Several hours later, Relena regained consciousness and started making plans for our destruction.