Juuban High – Day 43

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell

Today was pajama day, which was weird... but cute. I walked to school as usual with Gohan, Goten, and for the first time, Trunks.

"I can't believe I got up this early," Trunks mumbled, walking with us.

"You look so cute in your pajamas!"

Quick run down of what everyone was wearing: Trunks: tank top and sweat pants, Gohan was wearing his Great Saiyaman pajamas, Goten was wearing flannel pajamas with ice cream and teddy bears on them, and I was wearing purple flannel Powerpuff Girls pajamas and bunny slippers.

"I can't believe we're walking to school, in our pajamas, IN PUBLIC, in November!" Gohan said making sure no one was staring at him in cars and what not.

"That's why we're wearing flannel pajamas, silly," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"I'm not wearing flannel..." Trunks whined.

"Which is why you're shivering."

We stopped at Elise's house and Elise came out wearing coffee cup flannel pajamas and she had her Vegeta plush.

"GOTEN!! YOU'RE SO CUTE IN YOUR PAJAMAS!!" She glomped him.

"She... she has a stuffed toy of my dad?!" Trunks' eyes went wide with shock. That happens a lot.

I hid my Great Saiyaman plush (yes I got my own ) before Trunks had a heart attack.

"Ewww! She's hugging it! She's gonna get cooties or something!" Gohan said in ? Are you feeling okay?" Elise said, looking up.

"Just fine. Well, I'd be better if those people weren't STARING at me!" Gohan said, pointing at the morons in the cars.

Eric then came out of the house, wearing skimpy lingerie. He was holding his Tasuki plush and his Great Saiyaman plush and was shivering. Moron.

"Gohan! I'm so cold!" He cried, clinging to Gohan.

"Um... Yea... I can't see why that would be..." Gohan rolled his eyes and started to walk faster.

"But I'm so cold! Please lend me your shirt?" Eric looked at him with big puppy dog eyes and a pout.

"No! Then I'll be cold! Idiot! Besides, I don't want to walk around shirtless."

"THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!" Trunks yelled. "HE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WEAR THAT! I KNOW HE'S GAY BUT COME ON! HE TAKES IT TO THE EXTREME! HE'S GAYER THAN EMINEM!"

"You're just jealous cuz I am a real man," Eric grinned in triumph.

"Yea... real men wear lingerie all the time." I muttered.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!!!" Sonya yelled, running after us. "How come you never walk to school with me?"

"I dunno, maybe because you're a HEINOUS BITCH?! Nah, that couldn't be it," Eric muttered.

"You're a psycho IMPOSTER!" Sonya screamed back. Oh, and she was wearing red flannel pajamas that said "yaoi!" all over them.

"HEINOUS BITCH! HEINOUS BITCH! HEINOUS BITCH!! Gohan! I'm still cold!" Eric whined.

"Oh well," Gohan kept walking.

"GOHAN! WAIT UP DAMMIT!" I yelled, catching up. Eric scared me.

"HE'S GAYER THAN EMINEM, AND THAT'S HARD!! HE'S GAYER THAN ELTON JOHN TOO! AND THAT'S EVEN HARDER! UM... HE'S GAYER THAN... GAYER THAN... GAYER THAN... EMINEM!"

"You can stop at any time now, Trunks," Elise said, clinging to Goten.

"I'm wearing pajamas," Goten smiled.

"Oh! It's so cute! Look at all the teddies!"

We met up with Youji just before we reached the school (finally!). Elise's jaw dropped. So did mine, actually. Even Sonya's did. (Eric's did too.) Youji was standing there in his boxers, and only his boxers.

"Wow... not even socks," Elise finally managed to get out.

"Ya like?" Youji grinned.

"YES!" Eric nodded.

"Shut up," Elise said, staring at Youji. "Wow..." she mumbled every so often.

"He's in his boxers!" Goten smiled.

"So cute..." She said without even looking at Goten, or maybe she was talking about Youji.

"I'M COLD!" Trunks screamed. "Can we go inside now?!"

"Yes," Youji said and went inside. We all followed him.

Aoi walked up to us, "hey guys!"

"KAWAII!" Elise and I screamed when we saw him. He was wearing flannel pajamas with the feet, with Poplar on his pajamas, and he was holding his beanie baby in one hand and his knife in the other.

Aoi smiled, "I got them off eBay!"

"Kawaii!" Elise and I said again.

"Look! I found my beanie baby, Osito!" He smiled at us.

"Kawaii!"

"I hear my moose calling! Say hi to him in the office sometime, his name is Moosie. Bye guys!" He wandered off, sucking his thumb.

"SAYONARA AOI-KUN!!" Sonya called after him.

We all wandered off to Computers where we saw Heero in spandex shorts and a green tank top.

"He's not wearing pajamas," Goten pointed to Heero.

"So cute!" Elise grinned and glomped on him once more.

"He never changes those, does he?" Youji asked.

"Probably not," I said.

Sonya sat down beside us, "Duo would know."

Whack.

Sonya moaned, "itai, no da," and went off complaining about the level of abuse she endured.

"SHE'S GONE! Heinous bitch is gone! SHE'S GONE SHE'S GONE SHE'S GONE! WOO HOO!" Eric started dancing around the room.

Aburatsubo started whistling as Eric danced. Eric stopped dancing and sat back down. Everyone looked at Aburatsubo in shock for a second, and then we all got over it.

"Gohan! He scares me!" Eric whined and hugged Gohan.

"Get. Off." Gohan spat out, and Eric actually backed away in fear.

"YOU TALKED MEAN TO ME!!" Eric cried and went running to find Tasuki.

"He's crying... Dammit." Gohan looked frustrated.

"Eh, he was faking it," I said and went back to staring at Heero.

Elise would have said something to defend Eric, but she was staring at Youji.

We went to drama where we saw Duo wearing grim reaper pajamas. He was so comfortable in them that he was asleep in the chair. We didn't want to wake him, so we left, although we had to pull Elise away.

"No Elise, you will not snuggle up with Duo. No. Keep walking," we coaxed, dragging her down the hall. Literally.

We went to lunch and sat down at the usual table when we spotted the usual band of idiots sitting at the table next to ours. Ravi was wearing pajamas with Shippou all over them, Yvonne was wearing Card Captor Sakura (or should I say Shaoran) pajamas, and Relena was wearing baby pink flannel pajamas and was holding her Heero plush very tightly to her as she went on about how she couldn't convince him to wear pajamas today. The rest of the pink party was standing behind her, wearing pink flannel pajamas. Except Tuxedo Kamen, he was wearing pajamas that looked like a tuxedo. Goku's looked like a training gi.

"ICE CREAM!" He screamed and went to Goten.

"Look! It's my dad!" Goten smiled.

"Kawaii!" Elise said. "Hey! Don't eat Goten!" Elise grabbed him and hugged him. "He's so cute! You can't eat something this cute! Why don't you eat Ravi again?"

"No... Must eat... Tristan!" Goku took off.

We all sweatdropped, but went to see it anyway.

We looked through the window of what was a locked stairwell door. We heard a very loud rumbling, and we watched Tristan's face turn from a happy smiling one to one of fear. Then we saw the problem. Dr. Shapiro had tripped on the stairs and was now rolling towards Tristan at a very fast rate. The Indiana Jones music came on, playing over the PA system. Tristan started to run, but he was too late, and the giant boulder that was Shappy squished him. Then, Goku came along, smiling his mindless smile. "TRISTAN FOOD!" He picked up the remains and ate them. "Early, early lunch complete! Need early lunch now!"

We all went back to the caf and sat down to eat.

"What was with the music?" Trunks asked, shaking his head in confusion.

"You wouldn't understand," Elise glared.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Trunks glared back.

"It means you wouldn't understand because you are a MORON!" Elise threw some food at him.

"HEY!" Trunks threw food back.

"STOP IT ALREADY! You might get some on my lingerie!" Eric said, glaring at the two of them.

"Gohan! I don't have any money and I'm hungry! Buy me something?" Eric batted his eyelashes at Gohan.

"No," Gohan moved to the other side of the table where I was. ()

"But... I need nourishment! Please?" Eric sniffled.

"If I do, will you leave me alone for a VERY, VERY, VERY long time? Like, FOREVER?" Gohan asked.

"Um... Uh... ano.... um... a...ano...."

"No? Then you get no money."

Eric started bawling.

"KAMI! TAKE THE MONEY! GET LOST! GO DIE OR SOMETHING! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" Gohan threw some money at him and started to eat his food.

Eric went off skipping, stars following behind him. "HE LOVES ME!"

"FUCKING HFIL!" Gohan banged his head on the table.

"He's acting like Trunks," Youji said, "that's not healthy."

"Yea, but Eric isn't healthy either," I pointed out.

"True."

"I'm hungry," Goten sniffled. "I don't have a lunch." He pointed to the empty space on the table in front of him.

"KAWAII!" Elise screamed and pulled him up, "let's go buy you something! What is it you want? You can have anything, anything at all!"

"Um... Okay!" Goten followed Elise into the caf.

"I'm hungry too!" I whined.

Trunks looked up, "I'll get you something! Let's go!" Trunks dragged me into the caf too.

That's where we saw Goku. He was eating everything in sight. Including the paint.

"STOP EATING MY CAF! Would you like a napkin with that?" Lady Une smiled.

"..." Was our reply.

"But... I was hungry..." Goten sniffled.

"Kawaii!" Elise hugged him.

"I was hungry too," I sniffled.

"Kawaii!" Trunks smiled and hugged me.

"He said kawaii, just like you do Elise," Goten smiled.

"AHHHHHHHH! I AM NOT LIKE THAT FREAK AT ALL! AHHHHH!" Trunks started freaking out, as usual.

"Early lunch complete! Need lunch now!"

"YOU ARE NOT EATING GOTEN!" Elise ran, dragging Goten behind. Trunks and I followed.

We went to Science, but there was no teacher. We didn't go to Science, after all. We went to the office.

"Moosie's in his pajamas!" Aoi smiled. He had drawn pajamas on him. The antlers had beanie babies tied to them. Akane was wearing flannel pajamas with mallets on them. Ranma had pajamas that said "baka" all over them... wonder where he got those. Ryouga (Ryouga's back) was wearing pajamas with little black pigs on them. Ranma and Ryouga started fighting, as usual. Tasuki was wearing pajamas with little fireballs on them. Chichiri was wearing pajamas that said "no da!" all over them. Kawaii.

"TASUKI!!!" Eric glomped Tasuki.

"Why are you wearing... lingerie?" Tasuki was frightened.

We all snuck out and went to math.

"Veggie-Honey!" Elise smiled and hugged him. "You look so cute in your pajamas!"

"They aren't pajamas, Elise! They're just shorts and a tank top!" I pointed out.

"HE ALWAYS WEARS THAT!" Trunks yelled.

"Yea but he's just so damn sexy in them!"

Vegeta blinked. Twice. Trunks banged his head on the desk, a lot more than twice.

I comforted him, while Elise giggled and hugged Vegeta ten billion times.

"Get off of me, human."

"Okay!" She sat down on his desk and stared at him for the rest of the period. How does he put up with her?