Juuban High – Day 44

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell

We all got to school Thursday, nothing had really happened on the way, which is generally a good thing.

"Ya know what, it would NOT kill you to wake me up so that I didn't have to walk to school with Sonya!!!" I yelled at them all as I walked in.

"HA!!! You had to walk to the school with the heinous bitch!!!" Eric said laughing and clinging to Gohan.

"You didn't walk with me today," Goten said.

"That's because we left before she came out you moron!" Gohan yelled at his brother.

"Don't yell at him!" I hugged Goten protectively. "HE'S CUTE!!!"

"Yeah, cute's the word," Youji mumbled drawing some death diagrams.

"Wow, that's an interesting way to gut someone..." Carrie said in awe.

"What?" I asked.

"Oh nothing..."

"We have guts in our stomachs," Goten said, all smiles.

"KAWAII!!"

"I can't believe I'm related to him..."

"How come you aren't kawaii Gohan?" I asked.

"He's kawaii!!!" Eric yelled hugging him harder. Carrie hit him with a mallet.

"Yes, he is," she said and threw Eric out a window.

"AHHHHHHHH!!! GET HIM OFFA ME!!!" We could hear Tasuki yelling from outside.

"DAMMIT IMPOSTER!!! TASUKI-KUN BELONGS WITH CHICHIRI-KUN!!!" Then Sonya leapt out of the window after him ready to engage in battle.

"We're on the fourth floor," Goten pointed out the obvious yet again.

"So cute, so cute, so cute," I said over and over again.

"Maybe we should go to class today guys," Carrie suggested.

"Um... after careful consideration. I don't want to," I said. English class with Trowa really didn't appeal to me now... or ever. "Let's go to the magic club!"

Before anyone could protest because I knew somebody would, I managed to drag all four people to the club.

"Carrie, this is so damn stupid," Trunks whined. "I don't want to be here. I don't want to wear this costume. I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE."

"Then go home," Carrie said.

"Are you kiddin' me??? There's no way that I'm leaving you alone with Gohan!"

"I'll be happy to go home ya know..." Gohan started.

"NO!!!" Carrie yelled, Eric would have as well had he been there.

Eric then came around the hall dragging Kuririn with him, we all sweatdropped.

"Hey guys look! I found a little bald monk!" Eric said smiling.

"That's Kuririn," Goten pointed out. "He's bald."

"Damn you're cute... hey I didn't know he was a monk," I said.

"That's because you're an idiot," Trunks pointed out, followed by my whacking him with my magic wand. "You stupid bitch."

Whack. Whack. Whack.

"Doesn't Kuririn have hair?" Carrie then asked.

"He's bald," Goten repeated himself.

"He's mine," Eric stated proudly.

"GOOD!!! YOU CAN LEAVE GOHAN ALONE!!!" Carrie shouted happily.

"Um... no I can't!!!" Eric then hugged Gohan; Kuririn took the opportunity and ran away.

"You lost your bald monk," I pointed out.

"Ewww, she's starting to sound like my brother," Gohan said.

I hit his head. "Shut up rice boy."

"Rice boy?"

"Isn't it weird how things don't stay consistent here?" Carrie asked.

"Whatever do you mean?"

"For starters nobody's the right age, Kuririn has hair, people are alive who probably should be dead, LIKE ERIC, and all the timelines are FUCKED UP."

"Eh. Ya win some, ya lose some." I shrugged. "Take Trunks for example."

"Hey! WAIT A SECOND! What the hell do you mean by that?"

"What the hell do you think?"

Eric looked up at that comment, "not much obviously."

"SHUT UP ERIC!" Ki blast.

Twenty-Three.

"Ya know, guys, maybe we should go in?" Youji pointed to the door.

"Good idea," I nodded and opened the door.

There we saw Takeo reading a book and Aburatsubo leaning on his shoulder. Every five seconds he would get shrugged off, then would attempt to lean on him again. It was hopeless.

"Hey Takeo," I greeted. "You gonna teach us a spell today?"

"Yes I am," he said standing up, trying to ignore Aburatsubo who was braiding his hair happily. "It's a spell to transform water into wine. And once you're drunk you won't be able to resist me and soon we'll all be naked and-"

"Wine taste like grapes..." Goten pointed out.

"So how does the spell go?" Trunks asked and got some odd looks. "What? I wanna get out of here and fast."

"Jebus nu metai. Towas," Takeo read of the pages, he pronounced 'towas' quite humorously, so we all laughed at him.

Aburatsubo got out a bucket of water and brought it to the table (making sure he brushed seductively against Takeo and Eric, both shuddered).

We all took out our wands (well actually Trunks and Gohan didn't, they were being fussy about the whole thing from the start) and started to chant over an over again, suddenly the bucket started glowing red and the water actually turned into... Mike's hard lemonade.

"Is it wine yet?" Goten asked.

"So cute..." I dipped my finger in to taste it. "Nope, it's hard lemonade. I guess I wanted that a lot more than wine..."

It didn't take very long for everyone to get fairly wasted, except Carrie who decided she wanted to be sober so she could remember this and then laugh about it later. Even Gohan got drunk; I guess it was because of the stress of having to bear with Eric for so long.

"This isn't lemonade..." Goten mumbled.

"KAWAII!!!"

"STOP SAYING KAWAII!!!" Trunks yelled and ki blasted Eric.

Twenty-Four.

"Yo man," I said. "I said that."

"I know."

Youji then crawled up to me. "Hey Elise..."

"Hey Youji."

"He's drunk!" Goten said.

"Awww, you're so smart Goten!"

"Elise, I love you, and Omi... and stuff... because you're both so damn... um... I can't remember anymore... nor can I remember what I was saying. Oh wait, yeah, that I loved um... what do I love, oh yeah, you and Omi," Youji suddenly blurted.

"You love... Omi?" I asked a bit dumbfounded.

"And you Elise!"

"Wow, I didn't see that Omi thing coming."

"You really are an idiot," Trunks said.

"Everyone knew that Elise," Carrie said rolling her eyes.

"Even I knew that," Goten said.

"I'm so proud of you!"

Youji sighed long and hard and made more alcohol.

Carrie got out Youji's tape recorder. "Seeing you're all fairly drunk, anymore confessions to go?"

"Well..." Trunks stared.

"I'm in love with Goten," came Trunks voice... from behind Trunks.

"WHAT!?! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!" Trunks protested.

"Trunks loves me?" Goten went cross-eyed.

"NO I DON'T!!!" Trunks turned around to see Sonya sitting behind him holding that funky voice changer thing from Scream.

"Konichiwa..." she silently said.

"DAMN YOU!!!" Trunks ki blasted her.

"DOWN WITH THE HEINOUS BITCH!!!" Eric called out.

"So Trunks doesn't love me?" Goten asked beyond confused.

"Don't sound too disappointed there Goten..." Gohan mumbled.

"I'm confused..."

"Oh you're so cute!" I glomped Goten.

"Ahhhhhh!!!! Gohan!!! Help me!!!" Goten screamed drunkenly, everyone laughed at him.

Aburatsubo was sitting behind Eric playing with his hair (Takeo had already passed out so...) and Eric was getting more and more annoyed. I guess his logic was: He could hit on anyone he wanted, but nobody could hit on him. He's a strange boy...

"Will you stop that already!!!" Eric turned around yelling at him.

"Now you know how I feel..." Gohan muttered.

"What do you care? You're gay," Sonya said, she had recovered from the blast and was hoping something between Aburatsubo and Eric would happen, or any yaoi fun for that mater.

"No, I'm not actually," Eric answered.

Everyone, and I do mean everyone was beyond shocked. First they blamed it on the alcohol, but then it finally sunk in as the truth. Eric was keeping a straight face, he wasn't joking.

Finally after getting over the initial shock I talked. "But... what about Tasuki and Gohan? And you sometimes hit on Trunks..."

"He what?" Trunks asked silently, too shocked to start screaming and throwing ki blasts.

"Oh, sure they're cute and all, but I don't love them," Eric said. "Although it's tempting at times..."

"Who do you love?" Goten asked.

"Carrie."

"Oh that's nice..." Goten said.

"YOU WHAT!?!" Trunks shouted. Everyone else (especially Carrie) was in a really big state of shock.

"I love Carrie," Eric repeated himself.

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Trunks ki blasted Eric, then ki blasted his ashes, then ki blasted the ashes ashes and I think you get the point. He kept doing that. The count was finally lost.

"This just gets better and better," Gohan said VERY happy that Eric didn't actually love him.

We all spent the night at school, everyone too drunk to move.