Juuban High – Day 45

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell

"Owwww..." I mumbled as I woke up, still in the Magic Club room. I looked around, "bright... bad..."

Aburatsubo was measuring the floor. "They've moved us back again."

"THOSE BASTARDS! I'll go give TPP a piece of my mind!" Takeo jumped up and walked out the door, stepping on some people, which woke them up.

"Itai..." Was heard across the room.

"DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TYLENOL OR ANYTHING?!" Trunks screamed.

"Ow... you're too loud," I muttered, getting up and leaving the room.

Eric was sitting outside, hugging his knees and rocking, "dammit they know... dammit they know... AHHHH!" he saw me and ran off. Weird.

Everyone came out after that.

"So... what do we do today?" Elise said. She never got hangovers, lucky girl.

"Find Tylenol," Trunks said, holding his head.

"He wants Tylenol," Goten said.

"So cute! So cute, so cute, so cute!" Elise squealed and hugged him.

Aoi walked by with Tylenol, "look what I found! Moosie was keeping it for me, just in case!" He grinned.

"TYLENOL!!!" Trunks lunged at him, and grabbed it. "I HAVE THE TYLENOL! MWA HAHAHAH! THE MISSION IS OVER!"

"...Mission?" Elise looked confused. "We didn't ever say we were going to have a mission. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Trunks took four Tylenols and passed the bottle to me. I took two and passed it over to Gohan, who passed it to Goten... etc.

"I didn't get any!" Elise whined.

"You don't even have a headache."

"Oh... right!" Elise smiled.

"She didn't have any Tylenol," Goten said.

"KAWAII!"

Relena came out of the TPP door (just another base situated beside the Magic Club), and Takeo was standing in front, waiting for her.

"YOU are invading OUR space. We went from having the space of a closet, to the space of a SMALL closet!" Takeo screamed.

"You took over OUR space! And you are not wearing pink! You should not be talking to me, you evil... evil... PINK HATER!" Relena slammed the door in his face.

"That went well... HAHAHAHAHA!" Takeo went back into the Magic Club room.

"Itai... noise." Everyone mumbled, except Elise.

The bell rang and we looked over to see Piccolo wearing a pink turban and a pink cape standing in the hall. He ki blasted everyone who wasn't wearing pink. We were hiding behind the door, so he didn't see us.

"Now Gohan, I know it must be hard to see your father-" Elise started but was cut off by Gohan.

"He's not my father."

"But you'll just have to get used to your father being like this, everything will be-"

"He's not my father!"

"Fine. I'm sure we can get a spell to convert your father back and if that doesn't work-"

"HE IS NOT MY FATHER!"

"Let it out, I know you're hurt. Just let it out," Elise patted his back comfortingly.

"Don't touch me," Gohan jumped away from her. "Kami, I don't know who's worse - her or Eric."

"ERIC," everyone said at once.

"They're one and the same!" Trunks said from behind us.

Eric came walking by, "I AM HER BROTHER! WE ARE NOT ONE AND THE SAME... Ack!" He took off again.

"Carrie, stop scaring him off!" Elise said, watching him leave.

"Me scare IT? Are you insane?" I stared at her like she was stupid.

"The poor thing is broken because of you! See what you did?"

"What I did? I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL FOR IT! IT'S ITS FAULT!"

"You're going to hurt his feelings," Elise said.

"Oh well." I said, walking to the caf for lunch.

We sat down at the usual spot, and Eric joined us. Of course, It was sitting on the other end of the table and wouldn't even glance in the other direction... It's a moron.

"At least he isn't clinging to me," Gohan said happily.

Tasuki walked by and stopped when he realized something was very, very wrong. He turned around and looked right at Eric, but Eric didn't move. Eric smiled and waved, but didn't get up to glomp on him.

"Oh... my... YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!! SOMEONE UP THERE LIKES ME!! YAY!!!!!!!" He started doing a little happy dance around the caf before running off to see Chichiri and tell him the good news.

Goku walked by. "Need early, early, early lunch. Or is it late breakfast? Food..." He plopped himself down beside Eric. "Do you have food?"

Eric looked at him, "no."

"HUNGRY!" Goku threw a temper tantrum.

"EAT ERIC!!" I suggested.

"No, he tastes funny," Goku said.

"It... tastes... I'm not going to question how he would know."

"HORRIBLE MENTAL PICTURES! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MENTAL PICTURES!!" Trunks screamed and banged his head on the table.

"Poor baby!" I hugged him, and went off to Science.

"Poor HIM?" Eric said, following after us.

"Yes, poor him," I said and walked in the Science class. We went down the stairs in the closet to TPP headquarters. They were waiting for us. Pink candles were lit everywhere and Tuxedo Kamen was standing in the middle, holding the pink rose.

"Aha! There you are! You have done something very bad! It wasn't good, so it was bad! Your president of that silly magic club, which is bad because it isn't good, so it is bad, threatened Relena. That is a crime, because it's bad, and it isn't good, so therefore it must be bad."

"YOU ARE SO REDUNDANT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Elise fell to her knees in pure agony, clutching her head.

"She does that every time," Gohan said.

Goten pointed to Elise, "she's on the ground."

"Cute... MAKE HIM STOP! MAKE THE TUXEDOED DORK STOP!!"

Trunks ki blasted Tuxedo Kamen and the rest of TPP jumped out at us.

"That's it... you're going down," Relena said.

"He was... nice... to me..." Elise said.

"NO HE WAS BUGGING ME TOO! DON'T YOU EVEN!!" Trunks glared at her, powering up.

Elise would have pressed the matter further, but Trunks scared her when he was doing that.

I hid behind Gohan, who was busy trying to find his Great Saiyaman gear in his bag. "This is a job for the Great Saiyaman!"

Eric was sitting against the wall, watching. "My hero has returned! Sorry, force of habit."

"I thought you didn't love me," Gohan said.

"I never loved you! I just thought you were cute!"

Gohan shuddered, and looked over at me, "I thought he wasn't gay."

"I'm not!"

"But you said It was... okay I'm officially confused." Gohan said and went into the dark hallway to change into his Great Saiyaman gear.

Eric got up and attempted to walk into the hallway but I grabbed It by It's collar. Eric blushed. "Don't even."

He nodded and went back to where he was before.

"You know, Gohan. It's simple. Eric's bi." Youji said.

"But isn't that... oh I see! He's like you!" Gohan said and jumped out of the hallway as the Great Saiyaman. His shirt was on backwards and his bandana thing was covering his eyes. His sunglasses were on top of the bandana.

"You're so cute like that!" I beamed and hugged Gohan. He smiled to himself, but stopped when he saw Trunks' glare.

"I should have helped you change! Then you would have been dressed properly!" Eric smiled.

Gohan shuddered, then he hit Relena with a ki blast, and suddenly Piccolo stepped out from the shadows, charging a ki blast.

"OH NO! Now Gohan will have to choose between protecting his friends... or joining his father! Whatever will he do? This is such a hard decision for our young hero!" Elise said in horror.

"Not with you on the side of his friends," Trunks mumbled.

"HE. IS. NOT. MY. FATHER!!!!" Gohan said, "and I really think we should maybe LEAVE. Piccolo looks pissed."

"Good idea! Our young hero has decided that he will choose his friends... until he realizes he needs his father!" Elise agreed and we all ran like hell.

"He is not my dad! How many times do I have to tell you that! Now what do we do about Piccolo?"

"We'll get Vegeta on our side Monday, don't worry," Elise grinned.

"How the hell are you gonna manage that?" Gohan said.

"Oh... you'll find out..." Elise grinned.

"Elise knows what to do!" Goten smiled.

"So cute!!" She hugged Goten again.

We all went to Elise's house to work out the plan for attack after school.