Juuban High – Day 46

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell

We got to school Monday with our plan ready. Sonya went off to school early and got Aoi to turn off all the lights in the school. So when we arrived the school was pitch black. There was a spotlight in the middle of the hall and I grabbed Gohan and pushed him in it.

"Ok Gohan, it's time for plan 1 of Operation GPB," I said and tried to get to shelter.

"Plan 1?" Gohan asked.

"Uh... yeah, you, sing."

"WHAT???"

"Yeah, you know, 'Piccolo-San Daisuki'."

"WHAT!?!"

"Well we have to get Piccolo's attention somehow... this just proved to be the most amusing," I grinned like the Cheshire cat. "Now sing and I'll make sure Eric never starts bugging you again."

Gohan thought for a bit.

"...Fine."

"Great!" I pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Alright, Carrie, I'll proceed to plan 1 part b."

Gohan stood dumbfounded in the spotlight for a second, suddenly music started to kick in. Gohan started bobbing his head to the familiar tune.

"Ja ja ja ja jaan de mou taihen, Kowai kao iguana danpu kaa, Hayai ashi momo ga suupaa kaa."

"BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC!!!" I yelled at him still hiding.

Gohan shot me a quick glare, but he started picking it up.

"Doo shiyoo--? Te sakenjae, Nooto to enpitsu sotchi no ke, Doboku no wakka de Hey! Jetto koosutaa.

"Mama yori dekkai koe, Konna koto tte ari? Arerere Kizukeba boku mo, Suteppu Suteppu Janpu."

Suddenly five spotlights came on with five background singers under them, Eric included. All wearing skimpy black dresses, I threw a microphone at Gohan, and he gracefully caught it.

"Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Piccolo, O-yatsu wo wakuwaku matte 'ru kibun, Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Piccolo, Nee Nee Tsuyoi zo Tsuyoi n' da tte ba, Piccolo-San Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai-Suki."

The background singers sang that part and then started dancing in a very erotic manner, Eric taking the lead.

"Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyoon de chou-bikkuri, Tsumetai zo Kuuraa Dorai aisu, Attakai Sutoobu Omuraisu,
Wakaranaii-? Te Hashitchae, Guzuguzu shite 'tara shikareru, Chikyuu no medama mo Yeah! Rooraa sukeetingu.

"Nan da ka kami-sama ka na, Konna hito tte nani?

"Ararara Kondo wa kokoro, Sukippu Sukippu Janpu."

The background singers joined in once again.

"Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Piccolo, Buttobi doriimu oshiete kureru, Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Piccolo,
Nee Nee Shiritai Shiritai da tte ba, Piccolo-San Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai-Suki."

All the spotlights except the one on Gohan went out, so only he was signing the last part.

"Piccolo-San Dai Dai Piccolo-San Dai Dai, Piccolo-San Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai-Suki!"

He finished and did the whole sliding on your knees thingy.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's so cute!!! That's so adorable!!!" Carrie said.

"He's sliding," Goten pointed out.

"KAWAII!!!"

The lights then came on and we all saw Piccolo standing there looking quite stunned, or scared. We weren't sure... it was most likely fear come to think of it.

"What... the... hell... was... that?" Piccolo asked shocked.

"Wasn't it cute???" Carrie asked.

Gohan hid behind some boxes plotting my death. Why the hell would he do that?

"...No..."

"And it also proves the love you two share," I pointed out.

Sonya walked in the hall somewhere during that.

"Ohhhhh, I see how it is," she said with a huge smirk.

"Piccolo has no gender," Carrie shot back.

"Eh, he has an ass right? Gohan-Chan can still butt-fuck him."

"WHAT!?!" Gohan and Piccolo both yelled. Gohan ran out of his hiding place as he said this.

"You can't call him Gohan-Chan!!!" Carrie yelled at her. "Go bug Tasuki and Chichiri!"

"Or rather Duo-Kun and Heero-Kun!"

Sonya was put out of commission for a couple hours.

Vegeta then appeared in the hall.

"What have you insolent humans called me here for?" He growled.

"Veggie-Honey!!!" I yelled and jumped in his arms, he didn't catch me and I landed on my ass. But I forgive him!

"Insolent human."

"Ok, Veggie-Honey, we need you to kill him," I pointed in Piccolo's general direction.

"Kill the spawn of Kakarotto?" He asked with a bit of a smile.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU ARE NOT KILLING GOHAN!!!" Carrie and Eric yelled.

"It's Vegeta," Goten stated.

"So cute..."

"Oh, so you want me to kill the second spawn of Kakarotto?"

I hugged Goten. "NO!!! PICCOLO!!!"

"Oh, Cabbage-Ass? Sure, no problem."

"WHAT!?!" Gohan yelled.

"See, you do love him," I said proudly.

"In a father-son way!!! Do you hear me you heinous bitch!?!" Carrie yelled at Sonya.

"... She's... taking after me," Eric said with those cool sparkly tears in his eyes.

"Shut up!"

Vegeta got bored with all the talk and shot a ki blast at 'cabbage-ass', and then he flew away.

"PICCOLO!!!" Gohan yelled and checked to see if he was ok.

Piccolo was a bit chard, just a bit, but magically his cape and turban were white again. Yes, I'm being lazy!

"Piccolo! You're all right!" Gohan yelled happily.

I smiled to myself. "Father and son reunited..."

Gohan ki blasted me, that was a first, but I doubt it was a last.

"Hey, Gohan actually manages to hit Elise," Youji said looking at Trunks.

"And what does that mean!?!" Trunks shot back.

Suddenly pink roses came flying down in front of each of us.

"You have turned a member of The Pink Parade against up. You have broken a bond in pink that is made from pink love. This pink love that has been broken by you scoundrels will not go unnoticed. We will have vengeance. Vengeance in the name of pink love!"

"Um... I thought love went against fighting and wars and such..." I started saying.

"ENOUGH!!!"

Then the members of TPP jumped out, all were there except Goku who has having early, early late lunch.

"You have taken one of us," the healed Relena spouted. "Now we will take one of you!"

"Oh please, don't take Eric, whatever you do, we need him the most," Trunks said dripping with sarcasm, but TPP didn't pick up on it.

"TRUNKS!!!" I started yelling, but then is a flash of pink TPP was gone... and so was Eric. "Aw shit! Look what you did now!"

"Gee... what a pity..." Trunks said all smiles.

"WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK!!!" I said, nobody joining in to help. "C'mon, we got Piccolo back for Gohan!"

"Yeah..." Gohan said kneeling by the still unconscious Piccolo. "But Eric's just so damn annoying."

"Maybe we should help," Youji finally said.

"You're just saying that because he's never hit on you!" Gohan yelled.

"That and he's in love with Elise," Carrie added.

"But isn't Eric Elise?" Trunks asked.

"Youji loves Eric," Goten said.

"WHAT!?!" Youji yelled. "I DO NOT!!!"

"But they are the same person..." Trunks said smirking quite like Vegeta, my eyes kinda got all glazed over for a second.

"Elise loves Carrie," Goten added.

"As a friend!" I shot back confused.

"So maybe that's where it started, but the male hormones took over and made into lust..." Youji said scratching his chin.

"EWW!!!" Carrie shuddered very violently.

"Hey wait a second! Eric isn't ME! He's my twin!" Everyone face faulted, except Gohan and Goten.

"Hey guys, I have no clue what you guys are talking about," Gohan said.

"We're confused," Goten said.

"So cute!" I said, and then I remembered Eric in the hands of the evil Relena and her clan. "Guys, if you don't help me I'll just go ask Aburatsubo. But hear this! Gohan, you owe me big time and the rest of you. YOU'RE ALL MEANIE-HEADS!!!"

I then stomped off dragging Goten. Youji came with me.

"Um... somebody please tell me what you meant by Eric and Elise are the same person," Gohan asked.

"I'll explain it on the way home," Carrie said.

Everyone went home, but I wasn't giving up on Eric. So I recruited Aburatsubo and Takeo, then we all went to my place and devised a plan to rescue Eric. I was secretly hoping everyone else would come to their fucking sense and help out. THINK PEOPLE!!! ERIC WILL STILL BE JUST AS ANNOYING ONLY HE'LL BE PINK OBSESSEDS!!! THINK!!!