Juuban High – Day 47

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell

I walked to school today listening to Gohan ramble on and on about how he hated Elise.

"I really hate her. I mean, truly hate her!"

"Gohan-Chan! Hate is such a strong word!" I said, shaking my head.

"I hate the nickname 'Gohan-Chan' too. But, I hate Elise even more."

We passed a bunch of kids from school on our way, "OI! GOHAN! Great performance yesterday, man!"

Gohan shook with anger, "I hate her!!!"

"He hates Elise," Goten said.

No one praised him.

"Awwww," Goten sighed.

We passed Elise's house and Sonya came out, "Kireta-Chan is still asleep! Run!"

"Why don't you go on ahead, Sonya? We'll catch up," I said, watching her run ahead.

We stood in front of Elise's house and waited for her. After all, she was better than walking with Sonya.

"GUYS! You're gonna help me, right? Right, right, right? We need to get Eric back! Right?"

"It's so much nicer without that psycho around," I said.

"Gohan hates you. They didn't praise me today." Goten sighed, looking sad.

"Awww! You're so cute! You guys are so mean to him!" Elise hugged him, comforting the poor idiot.

We continued to school, Gohan telling Elise that he absolutely despised her the entire way.

"Yea, well if YOU didn't sing, Piccolo would still be one of THEM!" Elise retorted, hugging Goten still.

"So?"

"He's your FATHER! You needed to save him!" Elise looked at him like he was a moron.

"Maybe he needed saving, BUT, he is NOT my father! He's not even a guy!"

"So what?! He's decidedly masculine! I don't see him running around in a little miniskirt, do you? No? Good! So he IS your father!" Elise beamed proudly.

"I GIVE UP! I hate you!" Gohan flew into the school.

"I hate when they do that," Elise muttered.

We met up with Trunks and Youji once we got there.

"Okay, guys, it's time to start Operation SEFTPP!" Elise said, looking around. "Wait... where's Takeo and Aburatsubo?"

They came down the hall just as she said that.

Trunks looked up, "what's SEFTPP?"

"Save Eric From The Pink Parade, moron. Using that brain that you supposedly have in there is a good thing you know."

"Shut up!"

"I hate her," Gohan mumbled.

"Will you shut up with that?" Trunks glared at Gohan.

"...I hate her."

Trunks banged his head on Youji's locker, "why do I hang out with these people?"

No one answered him. In fact, no one even acknowledged him. Elise got up and dragged Goten off, waiting for the rest of us to follow.

We didn't.

"GUYS! Please?" Elise got little sparkly tears in her eyes and she sniffled.

"Dammit. I hate when they cry. I hate her," Gohan muttered but got up.

No one else moved.

"Guys? You coming? Trunks?" Elise looked at them.

Trunks didn't get up.

"Youji?"

"Eh, I'm comfort-ACK!" Elise had grabbed Youji's hand and was pulling him down the hall. "I take it I'm coming then," he mumbled.

Gohan looked at Trunks and I, "guys? Carrie? Please?"

"...Fuck it! Fine," I mumbled and got up. Trunks got up too and followed.

"SonyMouse? Come on, he's our only brother!" Elise pleaded.

"ONLY brother? Have you forgotten Geoff? HE'S your only brother!" Sonya said, staying in her spot.

"FUCK GEOFF! Guys, let's go," Elise said, leading the pack.

We went into TPP headquarters where we saw pink spotlights focused on the middle of the room. Tuxedo Kamen was throwing pink roses into the spotlights. Then we all face faulted when we saw what was taking place. Eric was wearing a pink tutu and little ballet slippers, and was performing a ballet for TPP.

"My god, if they're doing this to Eric, imagine what they did to poor Piccolo!" Elise cried.

Gohan backhanded Elise, "will you SHUT UP?!"

Tuxedo Kamen looked up, "ah! You have come! Welcome! You are joining us to spread pink love, I presume? After all, pink love is the best kind of love because it is blooming and flower power is so peaceful! It is good, because it is not bad, unlike you. You are evil and horrible and vile, while we are good and happy and light and most of all, we are pink! That is what holds us together, our pink love! Ah! Elise, I see you have come to join us! Your hair is pink - the colour of pink love, which is beautiful because it is-"

"FUCK YOU! It's red! It just needs a redye!" Elise screamed.

"Her hair's red," Goten nodded.

"Thank you Goten! You're so kawaii!" Elise smiled and glomped him.

"We have to tell you one thing," Kikyo said, stepping out of the shadows.

"Yea? What's that?" Elise asked not about to back down, even if Kikyo was wielding a bow and arrow.

"To free him from his spell-"

"I HAVE JOINED TPP TO PROTECT YOU, KIRETA-CHAN! ERIC WILL GO DOWN!" Sonya started screaming and ranting, carrying her machine gun with pride.

"HEINOUS BITCH!" Elise yelled because Eric couldn't.

"As I was saying-" Kikyo began.

"TPP WILL NEVER GIVE HIM BACK! HE WILL DIE IN HERE! CATATONIC AND UNABLE TO EVER GLOMP TASUKI AGAIN! WHICH IS GOOD! YES, VERY GOOD BECAUSE CHICHIRI-KUN AND TASUKI-KUN CAN LIVE IN HAPPINESS!"

"Obviously she never heard the big confession," Youji said, pulling out his string.

"Can I finish?" Kikyo was interrupted once more by you guessed it, Sonya!

"TASUKI-KUN AND CHICHIRI-KUN BELONG TOGETHER! NOT THIS IMPOSTER WHO ISN'T MY BROTHER! Piccolo-San and Gohan-Kun should be together too! They're cute!" Sonya giggled with glee.

Gohan was about to ki blast her but Shampoo hit Sonya, "Crazy screaming girl make too much noise. Shampoo head hurt."

Gohan then ki blasted her, "fucking psycho. It must run in the family."

"Shut up," Elise glared.

Gohan backhanded her again. They were getting violent.

"As I was saying-"

"ERIC NEEDS TO KISS A GUY TO BE RETURNED TO YOU!" Relena screamed, pink fire illuminating her eyes.

"I was about to say that," Kikyo grumbled.

"Kamui-Chan," Kotori said from the corner.

Everyone ignored her.

"Send the dumbest one to kiss him!" Elise said.

Youji backed up so he couldn't be seen, just in case.

Elise looked at the guys: Youji, Trunks, Aburatsubo, Takeo, Gohan and Goten. "TRUNKS!"

"WAIT ONE SECOND! Goten's the dumbest!"

"He doesn't want to go," Goten said.

"KAWAII!"

"Go Goten!" Gohan pushed Goten out into the pink spotlight.

"NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!" Elise screamed. "HE ISN'T THE DUMBEST! That's Trunks!"

"I'll do it," Aburatsubo said.

Everyone ignored him.

"I AM NOT THE DUMBEST! IF WE WERE GOING BY THE REAL DUMBEST, WELL, THAT'S YOU ELISE! BUT SINCE WE MUST GO BY BOYS, IT'S GOTEN!"

"SHUT UP TRUNKS!"

"Do it Goten!" Gohan nodded.

Goten looked scared.

Elise sighed, as she knew she had no choice. "Please Goten?" She said with puppy dog eyes.

"Okay. Elise wants me to do it." Goten timidly (and I do mean TIMIDLY) grabbed Eric and kissed him VERY lightly, then ran back.

"I did it Elise. Can I go wash my mouth now?"

"Of course, Goten. You're so cute!"

"You call that a kiss?" Aburatsubo said, shaking his head. "This is how it's really done!" With that, he ran over, grabbed Eric and kissed him, for a full minute.

Eric was squirming because Goten had returned him to normal, but Aburatsubo held on. When he finally let him go, Eric screamed in fear.

Relena stamped her foot, "dammit! I didn't think they'd actually go through with it!"

"YOU FAILED!! TASUKI-KUN AND CHICHIRI-KUN HAVE PROBLEMS NOW AND IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! AHHHH!" She opened fire on them all.

Goku walked by. "Ooooo! Early, early, early lunch!" Tuxedo Kamen was gone.

"YAY GOKU! HE DID SOMETHING SMART! YAY GOKU!" Elise cheered from the stairs.

"Early, early lunch!" Shampoo was gone.

"Early lunch!" Kikyo was gone.

"Lunch!" Relena was gone.

Goku left after that, finished with lunch. Now he needed late lunch.

"Kamui-Chan!" Kotori called from the corner. She was ignored.

"Dad ate them," Goten said. He had just returned from washing his mouth. "One time, he ate Ravi."

Gohan shuddered, "oh Kami, I remember that. The fat bastard stayed at our house overnight wailing about Inu-Yasha."

"Kamui-Chan?" She was ignored again.

We all shrugged and left, "I still hate you Elise."

"YOU ALL SAVED ME! THANK YOU GOHAN!" Eric hugged Gohan, but he didn't cling.

"Get the fuck off of me. I hate you too because you're the same person as Elise. In fact, I hate you the most."

Eric shrugged, "ah well. I don't love you anyway. You're just cute!"

"I'm not cute at all!" Gohan protested.

"Yes you are!" I said, hugging him.

Gohan smiled to himself. (Then he saw Trunks' glare.)

Eric was glaring at us. Who was he glaring at? I didn't want to find out.

We went home after that, rejoicing about the fact that TPP was gone! But not for long, as we would discover.