Juuban High – Day 48

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited By: Elise Haskell

As Eric and I joined up with Carrie, Gohan and Goten (look at that, he woke me up. Probably 'cuz I saved him) I noticed something very strange. They were walking with TPP, minus Kotori and Goku.

"What the fuck...?" I asked in shock.

"Well, my dad ate them, and well... ya know, so they're following us to school," Gohan grumbled.

"I don't get it," Goten said. "Dad ate them, and now they're here. How'd they..." Goten stopped, after hours of pondering the matter over, it had finally come to him.

I patted him on the back. "It's ok."

"Oh gross!"

Carrie just laughed at his stupidity and I took the time to bludgeon Relena with my book bag before running off. She yelled something about revenge after me, but I ignored her.

So we got to school and met up with Youji and Trunks who were 'patiently' awaiting us.

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?!" Trunks yelled. "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH GOHAN AREN'T YOU!?! AREN'T YOU!?!"

I hit him in the face with my blood soaked bag. "Shut up you moron."

"We're only late because Elise decided to take the time and hurt Relena... very badly."

"Oh..." Trunks mumbled and sat back down.

Suddenly all the lights in the hallway went off. Eric clutched to Gohan.

"I'm scared..."

"Get. Off." Gohan said and backhanded the boy.

The lights then came on, we all looked around. Nothing had changed... then we all heard Trunks screaming.

"WHERE THE HELL DID CARRIE GO!?!"

I looked to the empty spot which had once held Carrie... and found nothing.

"Carrie's gone," Goten mumbled.

"Oh so cute."

"TPP MUST HAVE TAKEN HER!!! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!!!" Trunks said jumping up.

Everyone was quickly on their feet ready to go save her, everyone except Eric and I.

"Oh sure!" I began. "Eric gets kidnapped and it takes me a fucking day to convince you! But Carries gone and we're all up in arms!!!"

"We like Carrie better," Trunks stated the obvious.

"Life was better without Eric," Gohan said.

"You guys are so mean! Goten, Youji! You shouldn't help unless they give good reason!" I shouted, yeah, Carrie was my friend and all, but Eric was family and I wanted to make a statement.

"Ok... I won't help then," Goten said, he wasn't sure what was going on and I probably looked scary to him or something.

"Goten's helping!" Gohan shot back not wanting to even consider Goten being alone with me.

"Ok... I'll help."

"HE IS NOT!!!"

"I'm not helping."

"YES YOU ARE!!!"

"Ok, then I-"

"HE'S NOT HELPING!!!"

"HE IS SO!!!"

Goten started crying. I quickly hugged him.

"You poor thing! Gohan! Look what you did!"

"What I did!?! You're the one who started it! And let go of my brother!!!"

"You meanie-head!!!"

"Stupid-head!!!"

"SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!" Trunks yelled, the immaturity driving him crazy... or should I say crazier? "LET'S JUST GO SAVE CARRIE!!! WHY!?! BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ELISE!!!"

Trunks then stomped off; we all watched him go and then quickly followed. I was still comforting Goten trying to get him to stop crying, the poor cute thing!!!

I turned to Eric. "Why are you helping? Carrie hates you."

"Yeah... but even though, she did help me and all before," he said.

"She was the second last to go!"

Eric shrugged.

"But you love her..." I shuddered. Obviously he doesn't take that much after me; everyone loves me, not the other way around.

We walked past the office and Aoi came running out followed by Akane and her trusty mallet.

"GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU CRAZY FREAK!!!" She screamed and hit him with the mallet for good measure.

Aoi clutched his head in pain.

"Ita."

Akane quickly then went back into the office leaving us alone with Aoi.

"Ano... Aoi. What just happened there?" I asked.

"She got mad at me... again. All I did was sell her boyfriend on eBay..."

"You mean Ranma???" I asked.

"How much did he go for?" Eric asked with interest.

"$1 000 000!!!!" Aoi yelled and began laughing insanely like Dr. Evil.

We all sweatdropped.

Aoi then looked around at our numbers.

"Hey... where's Sonya and Carrie?" He asked.

"Sonya's sick and Carrie was kidnapped," Youji quickly explained.

"KIDNAPPED YOU SAY!?!" Aoi got an evil gleam in his eyes. "I'll help! Wait here while I go get Moosie and Osito!!!" He ran back into the office

"His toys are gonna help us?" Gohan asked.

"RUN BEFORE HE GETS A CHANCE TO COME BACK!!!" Trunks yelled.

"No... he may prove to be helpful," I said grabbing the back of his shirt.

Aoi then came streaming out of the room holding Osito and dragging Moosie on wheels by a leash.

"RUN!!!" He yelled and a desk came flying at his head. We all followed quickly.

A few hallways down Aoi pulled us into a huddle (Osito and Moosie joined us).

"Ok guys! He have to take them by force!" He said taking charge.

"Well we knew that..." Trunks said rolling his eyes.

Aoi ignored them and kept going. "But we also need surprise! Quite like the Spanish Inquisition!"

"I'm pretty sure TPP know that we're coming and... the Spanish what?" Gohan asked.

"Osito came up with the idea... you know. Our primary weapon is fear! Fear and surprise! Our two! Two primary weapons are fear, surprise and an undying love to the pope! Our three-"

"SHUT UP!!!" We all yelled sweatdropping.

"I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN!" Aoi yelled out, still ignoring us. "Moosie will distract them, then Osito will take one out, and then we'll all come in through the vents! No wait! Gohan and Eric will go through the vents! The rest will charge in after Osito's attack! Ok, break!"

"I an NOT going into a vent with It," Gohan protested.

"I'm not going in the vent," Goten mumbled, I then hugged him for being cute.

"Ok, you can go with Youji," Aoi said.

We all nodded.

"Hey wait," Trunks said. "Why are we listening to him?"

"I don't hear you coming up with any ideas. Besides, Aoi's smart... just eccentric." I said.

"ECCENTRIC!?! THAT'S THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD-"

We all started to leave and Trunks quickly stopped ranting and followed us. We went by a washroom and Gohan stopped us.

"I can't save her like this! One sec," Gohan then ran into the washroom, Eric tried to follow him but I grabbed his collar and started shaking my head.

Gohan then quickly emerged as the Great Saiyaman. Aoi was listening to the cheesy theme music on his discman, but it was loud enough for us to hear.

We finally got to TPP's headquarters. Aoi opened the door and then sent Moosie rolling down the stairs. Moosie got to the bottom and Kotori emerged to inspect it.

"Kamui-Chan?"

Aoi's music in his discman changed to them Pokemon them music, we all shuddered.

"OSITO!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!" Aoi yelled striking the pose, and then he threw Osito at Kotori.

"Kamui-"

THUNK.

Kotori dropped like a stone in water.

Aoi turned to Youji and Gohan. "Ok! To the vents!"

"On second though..." Gohan muttered.

"Let's just rush in!" Youji yelled.

Aoi shrugged. "Either way, my work here is done."

"Work?" Trunks asked. "All you did was throw toys!"

"So you think," then Aoi disappeared in a flash of yellow lights.

"... What the fuck?" Youji asked.

"He disappeared," Goten said.

We all ran down the stairs and at the end of the hallway saw Carrie clad in pink clutching the pink Heero statue.

"And here I thought they brainwashed her..." I mumbled seeing nothing out of the unusual.

TPP then jumped out wearing their cloaks. Goku was nowhere to be seen, I guess after eating them he got kicked out.

"So you've come for Carrie!" She yelled.

"OF COURSE I DID!!!" Trunks yelled.

"WE!!!!" I yelled smacking his head.

"YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE HER BACK!!!"

"But all they have to do is shock her," Kikyo muttered, Shampoo hit her.

"Stupid archer! You give away cult secret!"

"It does not matter," Tuxedo Kamen said. "For we have love on our sides, a thing that you five do not have. And not only is our love better than your non-existent love, but our love is pink love, a thing that is better than normal love, even though all love is good and-"

"SHUT UP!!!" I yelled and threw Trunks at him.

"We need to shock her huh?" Gohan stated the obvious for once. Yeah right...

"Shock her?" Eric asked and began thinking. What would shock his beloved? "I know!"

In a sudden compulsive movement Eric shot forward, past Shampoo, Relena and Kikyo to where Carrie was. Tuxedo Kamen and Trunks were right beside them; Eric quickly grabbed Trunks, and kissed him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DIRTY!!! I'M DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks fell to the ground scratching at his mouth.

Carrie shot a ki blast at Eric.

"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled hugging Trunks.

"I did it for you my love!" The Eric dust defended himself.

"LIKE HELL YOU DID!!!!"

"Eric kissed Trunks..."

"I KNOW ERIC KISSED TRUNKS!!!!!! ACK!!!! HE TRIED TO RAPE MY BABY!!!"

"Carrie... uh... I think you're taking this to far," Youji said.

"WHAT!?! I AM NOT TAKING THIS TO FAR!!! YOU'RE IN LEAGUE WITH HIM AREN'T YOU!?! AREN'T YOU!?!" Carrie said powering up.

Youji backed off.

"Carrie's mad..."

Carrie almost ki blasted Goten, but he was so cute, so instead she ki blasted Eric's dust.... again... and again... and again... and well, you get the point.

TPP quietly ran out the back door in fear for their lives.

The night kinda went on like that.

"Damn it, I got all changed for nothing," Gohan muttered as we left.

"If Eric was here... I'm sure he'd say something that could be taken many different ways and under lot's of strange contents, but he can't, so yeah..."

"Elise is rambling," Goten mumbled.

"Do you always have to state the obvious?" Youji asked.

We all went home.