Juuban High – Day 49

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell

"I hate Eric, I hate Eric, I hate Eric, I hate Eric, I hate Eric..." I said, walking to school with Gohan. We would have been walking with Goten, Elise and Eric, but I refused to talk to them at all that day.

"You know, you made me get changed yesterday for nothing," Gohan muttered.

"I'm sorry. It's Eric's fault," I said, motioning to the people behind us.

"You're right," Gohan said and ki blasted Eric. We then continued on into the school where we met up with Trunks and Youji.

Trunks stood up when he saw me, "WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?!"

I assumed he meant Eric, "It's back on the street somewhere, a pile of ashes."

"I'M GOING TO KILL IT!" He screamed, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TRIED THAT! IT WOULD HAVE RAPED ME IF GIVEN THE CHANCE!!! AND WHY DID NO ONE STOP IT!? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT?! DO YOU HATE ME?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH GOHAN?!"

"I don't know why no one stopped it, I would have had I not been brainwashed, no I don't hate you and no I am not cheating on you with Gohan for the last fucking time!" I said and was about to head to Computers when Goten, Elise and Eric caught up.

"Oh look who it is," I muttered and started walking away.

Suddenly, pink fliers littered the hallways. I mean, littered. More like covered the floor three feet deep. "What the fuck?" Youji mumbled.

"What the fuck what... what the hell is going on?" Gohan said, picking up one of the fliers. He snickered. Then the snickers turned to slight laughs, and the slight laughs turned to full blown hysterical laughter.

"What, what? Let me see!" I said, grabbing the flier off of him.

"Gohan's laughing," Goten said, pointing to his brother.

"Well thank you, Captain Obvious. As if we couldn't see that one," Trunks muttered.

"He called me Captain Obvious!" Goten beamed.

"KAWAII!!!!" Elise glomped on the poor boy.

"GUYS! Listen to this!" I said, trying to get everyone's attention. I was ignored by half of them. "GUYS! Um, guys? Hello? ELISE IT'S ABOUT VEGETA!"

"Veggie-Honey?!" Elise suddenly looked up from glomping Goten.

"Yea... should I read it out loud or did you not notice that you are sitting in three feet of pink paper?"

"I'm sitting in...? Whoa! What the fuck?"

"BAKA!" I glared at her, but began to read. "You evil vile pink haters of the school - and you know who you are - we have something you may be interested in. If you come down and fight us fair, we may be inclined to give it back to you. Maybe. Anyway, Vegeta is ours and you will NEVER get him back!"

"WE MUST SAVE VEGGIE-HONEY!!!!" Elise screamed, standing up and running towards the science room.

"Oh OKAY, so now who's the one jumping up to save them when you protested against saving Carrie?" Trunks threw a balled up flier at her.

"YOU WHAT ELISE?!" I ki blasted her, and then we all continued to the science room.

Elise caught up as we were going down the stairs. We all face faulted when we saw what we saw and most of couldn't even speak from the shock.

"Oh hello friends! Welcome! Would you like to join my tea party? It'll be so much fun and there's chocolate biscuits involved!" Vegeta smiled at us from underneath his pink hat. Teddy bears were sitting around the table and he had set out pink teacups.

"... OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO VEGETA?! VEGETA!! VEGGIE-HONEY! SPEAK TO ME! TELL ME YOU HATE ME!!! PLEASE?!" Elise fell to her knees, screaming.

"Vegeta has joined us because he is good, not bad like you. He accepts pink and loves it, creating a pink love that can never be erased. He wears pink with pride, as seen in exhibit A - the badman shirt, and loves too - as in exhibit B, him hugging his daughter. Now he is one of us and that is good because it is not bad, so it is good!" Tuxedo Kamen jumped into the spotlight.

"...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Elise screamed.

"They could only find two things that shows he's a good person?" Eric asked snickering a bit.

Trunks ki blasted Tuxedo Kamen.

"No! Please don't fight! Fighting is wrong; I can't handle seeing the blood and senseless violence! Destruction is wrong!" Vegeta squealed.

"... Oh my god... DADDDDDY!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" Trunks screamed.

"Daddy?" Gohan snickered.

"SHUT UP SPAWN OF KAKAROTTO!" Trunks screamed.

"No! Don't use that! It is insulting! Refer to him as Son-Sama!" Vegeta said.

"He's not just playing along is he? He doesn't refer to anyone with respect; he never would - OH MY GOD!!!! I'M BEING TRAUMATIZED!!!" I screamed in horror.

"It's okay, Carrie. I kinda like the idea of him treating me with respect," Gohan smiled.

"SHUT UP RICE BOY!!!" Elise screamed.

"Shut up, Gohan-Chan." I backhanded him.

"Itai!"

"PLEASE VEGETA, FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI, TELL ME YOU HATE ME!!"

"Oh, Elise-Chan! I don't hate you! In fact, I love you. I love everybody! We are all one big happy family here on earth!" Vegeta smiled down at her.

Elise fell over, twitching.

"She's in shock?" Goten mumbled quietly to himself.

"She's in shock," I replied.

"Oh my god! Elise! Are you okay?" Youji ran to comfort her.

Goku then walked by, "HIYA VEGETA!" He beamed with that stupid grin of his.

"Oh, hello Goku! How are you today? Aren't we having such lovely weather? How is Chichi, I haven't seen her in a while! Will you join me for tea? Please?"

"HE IS KAKAROTTO! KA-KA-RO-TTO! K-A-K-A-R-O-T-T-O!!!" Trunks screamed from the floor.

"Trunks-Kun! Don't say that! It's insulting! He has accepted his earth name, and so have I!" Vegeta beamed.

"AUGH! KILL ME NOW!! I MISS MY OLD, EVIL, HARSH DAD! DADDDDDDDDDDDY!!!" Trunks held his head in pain.

"Oh, Trunks-Kun! I no longer disown you! I love you, and Bra! You are the apples of my eyes, the treasures of heart, the one thing I love more than Bulma!" Vegeta hugged Trunks.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks passed out from the shock. Poor boy!

"What can we do...?" I asked, but an idea came to me and I got an evil glint in my eye.

"I don't like the look in your eyes," Eric mumbled.

"SHUT UP ERIC!!" Eric was ki blasted twice in succession.

"I don't like the look in your eyes either," Gohan said, backing up a bit.

"Oh, Gohan-Chan! Come here." I smiled.

"Um... ya know, I really don't know if I should..." Gohan said.

"PLEEEEASE?" I sniffled, sparkly tears coming to my eyes.

"DAMMIT! Fine... what do you want?" he said walking over to me.

I pushed him into Vegeta. In a weird sense of deja vu, he knocked over Vegeta and lo and behold, their lips touched!

Elise really looked a lot like the screaming guy from the painting, which was rather creepy.

"AHHHHHH!!! SPAWN OF KAKAROTTO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Vegeta screamed.

Elise smiled for a second, until she realised what I had done... I think it had finally sunk in.

"BLAME CARRIE! IT'S HER FAULT!!!" Gohan screamed and hid behind me.

"Wimp," I mumbled. "Vegeta, it was necessary! Without it, you would have been having a tea party with Goku!"

"A...what?!" Vegeta blinked.

"And Goku would have eaten you! It was for you own well being!" I smiled, hoping he wouldn't kill me.

We saw the look in his eyes and ran like hell. We were halfway down the street when we heard a loud bang, and a scream of FINAL FLASH!" Elise smiled from the street, where we had dropped her. "He's back- I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CARRIE!!!!"

I hid behind Gohan, who wasn't too mad at me (I hoped... ;) "It was necessary! Think! I could have made him kiss Goku!"

Elise shuddered very deeply and very truly, "true... BUT YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!"

"Like Trunks will let you kill me?" I stuck my tongue out at her.

We looked back at the school to see half of it had been demolished... Along with everything else in the path of the blast. Shrugging, we all headed for home... I hope Elise isn't mad at me tomorrow! ;