Summary: What happens when the Yugioh cast get carried away with the new feelings of growing up? Life is about to get complicated. SetoIsis, JoeyMai, TristanSerenity, YugiTea. Please R/R. Don't own Yugioh.

BB3: This contains humour, and the joys of sex education. Please R/R!

The Labours of Love:

The cold CEO made his way past the ever giggling gang of girls on his way to his astrology lesson. Seeing Seto, this just increased their giggling by a good 80 percent. Seto raised his eyebrows in his "Do I look like I give a damn?" look before wandering to the next class.

Joey Wheeler sat, twiddling his thumbs. Life had not been kind to him. He had taken this Sex Ed class for a dare, and boy was he bored. And the bloody class hadn't even started yet. His sister Serenity waved at him from over the room. Even second years were given permission to attend, to find out about the facts of life. Joey stiffened. Great. He was going to learn about Sex, masturbation and other joys with his sister sitting three rows away from him.

Tristan kept looking in longing at Serenity, who smiled at him shyly as she took a seat. Of course, Duke Pretty boy Devlin was there as quick as a flash. Tristan leaned in to catch some of their conversation. "How about coming round later and I'll show you my dice?" Tristan snorted. What type of bloody sad chat up line was that? He could think of a better one standing one his head, naked in the back of Yugi's game shop.

The doors at the end of the classroom burst open as Seto Kaiba made his entrance. Poor Seto. He thought he wandered into his astrology lesson. A teacher sat him next to Joey, and Seto commented: "Well Wheeler, I had no idea you were interested in the workings of the Solar system." Joey blinked at Kaiba, honestly thinking that the guy had lost it. Then he began to titter. Then he burst out laughing.

"What? What's so funny, Wheeler?" Kaiba inquired. He certainly could not see the funny side of the sentence he had just civilly given. Joey wiped the tears from his eyes. "You poor sod," he said, struggling to keep a straight face. "This is not a astrology lessen. Here we found out about the birds and the bees." Kaiba blinked. He opened his mouth to speak. Then, he threw himself out of his chair, and attempted to scramble to the doors. "Mr Kaiba, please sit down!" cried Mr Batwalker. Kaiba slipped, and then went hurtling right into…Serenity Wheeler.

Serenity blushed as she untangled herself from Seto. His face was lodged in her chest, which gave off not a very good impression. Joey tried to throw a few punches at Seto, telling him to act out his own sick fantasies elsewhere.

Finally, the lesson was underway. Mr Miloon made his way to his desk. He was sweating badly, as if he was not going to enjoy this lesson. "Now class," he began, "As human beings we all need to be satisfied. Not just food or drink satisfaction, but also sexual satisfaction. Some of us use ourselves to reach, as you young ones call it, climax….."

Joey heard a sharp intake of breath from next to him. Seto was rocking backward and forwards, trying not to scream.

10 minutes later...

"And the hardening of the penis means that the male is now aroused, and can insert…."

Joey was trying hard not to laugh but biting his knuckles. Seto's reaction to the whole thing was amusement enough. Seto was now gazing at the teacher in horror, murmuring under his breath: "This is pornography……." The teacher turned to the class and continued: "As you can see from this picture here….."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" THUNK.

Joey raised his hand. "Eh, Mr Miloon, Sir? Kaiba's passed out."

BB3: I'll try and update soon. More pairings in next chapter. Please R/R!

Cat: Or dance on her laptop.

BB3: One day, I am seriously gonna kill ya……..