Juuban High - Day 50

Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

After Vegeta's lovely final flash, TPP was no more. I mean it. They died man. There's no coming back… HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FINALLY SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

…I hope.

So we all walked to school, except Sonya who was so full of glee that she got really fucking drunk last night and was now suffering from a sever headache. We were all really worried… or something… I think…

Everyone was glaring at Carrie for her stunt yesterday, except Goten who was preoccupied staring at some tall girl behind us with short red hair who kept walking into poles and falling.

"She fell down," Goten stated.

"Carrie, I am going to -KAWAII- kill you for what you did yesterday!" I shouted at Carrie/Goten.

Gohan still had a bottle of mouthwash in one hand and a washcloth in the other.

"The taste doesn't leave! It's horrible!" Gohan yelled.

"It taste nice…" I mumbled the memories coming back.

"HOW COULD YOU!?!" Both Trunks and Gohan yelled.

"Would you rather me make Goku kiss him???" Carrie shot back.

I fell to the ground screaming and spazzing out with the horrible mental picture entering my mind.

"YES!!!" Gohan and Trunks shouted again.

"Elise is yelling," Goten said pointing at me.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-KAWAII-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Carrie kicked me. "Quiet you."

Goten ended up having to carry me to school, Gohan yelled at Carrie and screaming "ew" in intervals. Trunks was getting pissed off at Gohan suddenly (he just can't stay mad at Carrie, he just turns his anger to everyone else. Eric wasn't there so…).

Once we got to school we found Youji, Eric and Aoi waiting for us by our lockers.

"HEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!!" Aoi greeted us; the red head fell down the stairs. We didn't see her for a bit after that…

"Hey Aoi," Carrie said.

"What happened to her?" Aoi asked pointing to me still in my catatonic like state in Goten's arms… J

"Someone mentioned Goku/Vegeta yaoi and she freaked out," Carrie said.

I started screaming again.

"Someone? YOU mentioned it," Gohan said.

"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU!?! DON'T YOU!?!" Carrie turned on the water works. "HOW COULD YOU!?!"

She started crying on Trunks shoulder, Trunks glared menacingly at Gohan.

"ACK! DON'T CRY DAMMIT!!!" Gohan pleaded.

"You guys just get crazier by the day…" Youji mumbled.

"I DON'T HATE YOU GOHAN!!!" Eric entered the hallway, followed by Gohan shuddering.

"LET'S CELEBRATE!!!" Aoi shouted.

Everyone started at Aoi and blinked.

"Ya know! 'Cuz you all killed TPP!!!"

"Didn't my dad do all that?" Trunks asked.

"Didn't your dad disown you?" Youji asked.

"Shudup."

"The point is! We should celebrate and you guys could use the cheering up and I wanna go to the Playdium and we can all ride ponies!!!"

"Ponies?" Goten asked.

Carrie stopped crying. "YAY!!! THE PLAYDIUM!!!"

"Does anyone here ever cry for real?" Gohan asked sighing.

"I was crying!" Carrie said, and then turned back to Aoi.

"Like hell you were!"

"Trunks! He's yelling at me again!"

Trunks started glaring at Gohan again.

"Alright kids!!! To the magic school bus!!!" Aoi yelled and ran off.

"Magic school bus?" Eric asked.

We all went after him and got on the "magic school bus". We got on and found Ravi whistling "Piccolo-San Dai Suki", Gohan shot him one of those death glares and Ravi promptly shut up.

"Won't people ever give that up?" Gohan mumbled sitting down behind him, Eric sat down across the isle.

"YOU'RE GOHAN!!!" Ravi yelled all excited.

"No shit Sherlock," I said.

Youji sat beside Gohan out of lack of seats, Goten and me sat behind them and Carrie and Trunks sat behind Eric.

"MY GOD!!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS SITTING BEHIND ME!!!" Ravi yelled in glee.

"Love of your life?" I asked. "What happened to Inu Yasha?"

Ravi suppressed a tear and then turned back to Gohan. Gohan yelled and hid behind Youji.

"MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!" He yelled and Youji patted his back.

"DAMN IT RAVI!!! I though we went through this!!!" Carrie shouted. "Gohan is MINE!!! Not yours!!! NOT ERICS!!!"

"Hey! You have no say over that!" Eric yelled.

"I stole him from Ravi a long time ago!"

"And I stole him from you!" Eric yelled, and got ki blasted.

Ravi glomped on Gohan.

"I'M STEALING HIM BACK!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Gohan went SSJ2. "GET OFFA ME!!!"

Ravi was then thrown out a window and into oncoming traffic.

"Hey! What about the mystical magical powers?" I asked.

"Mystical magical what now?" Gohan asked getting his nerve back.

"Ya know, with Veggie-Honey's eyes and the cool sword thing," I said.

"And the red aura." Carrie added.

Gohan blinked. "You're all crazy."

We all arrived at the Playdium soon after, and went inside where Aoi bought us all cards. What a sweetie.

"I've been saving up from selling all that stuff off of eBay!" Aoi exclaimed and ran off laughing insanely.

We all sweatdropped as he ran off.

"So what's first?" I asked.

Carrie took out a helpful list of all the things to do.

"Rock climbing, VR roller-coaster, fighting games-"

"FIGHTING GAMES!!!" Trunks, Gohan, Goten, Aoi, Eric and Youji yelled. Eh, I should have just said all the boys…

"Yeah, let's do that!" I said.

We all quickly ran over to everyone's favourite fighting game (well ours at least) Marvel VS. Capcom.

"Ok!" Aoi said, we had returned to us. "I'll decide who fights first!!!"

"Sure…" We all said in unison.

"ALRIGHT!!!" Aoi exclaimed after scribbling some things down. "Elise and Goten will fight first!!!"

"I'm fighting Elise!" Goten said all smiles.

"KAWAII!!!"

We picked our teams. My team: Deadpool, Nightcrawler and Chun-Li. Goten's team: Jubilee, Skin and Chamber.

I won.

"YOU LOST TO HER!?!" Gohan yelled.

"Well I didn't want to hurt her…" Goten said defending himself.

"BUT IT'S A COMPUTER GAME!!!"

"That's what you think…"

"KAWAII!!!"

"NEXT UP IS CARRIE AND TRUNKS!!!" Aoi yelled having changed into referee clothing.

Carrie's team: Wolverine, Gambit, Psylocke. Trunks team: Cable, Ryu, Iceman.

They fought long, and they fought hard. But nonetheless, two seconds after they began, Carrie won due to her amazing and extensive knowledge of the game.

"I was… letting her win… yeah…" Trunks said laughing nervously and Gohan gave him that 'sure' look.

"AND CARRIE GETS TO MOVE UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!! OUR NEXT COMPETITORS ARE GOHAN AND ERIC!!!"

Eric smiled seductively. Gohan shuddered.

Eric's team: Gambit, Jean Grey and Ryu. Gohan's team: Beast, Ken and Iceman.

It was maybe five second later when Gohan just got pissed off at Eric for continuously "glancing at him that way" and ki blasted him. Aoi declared Gohan the winner.

"NOW IT'S YOUJI AGAINST… uh… Youji?" Aoi said, then he spotted Ravi. "NO WAIT!!! AGAINST RAVI!!!"

Youji's team: Rogue, Cammy and Chun-Li. Ravi's team: Cyclops, Jubilee and Jean Grey.

They didn't fight too long, Ravi's determination to win and fight with Eric and Carrie for Gohan overcame all and Youji went back to videotaping it all.

"AND NOW FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND TWO!!! CARRIE VS. ELISE!!!"

"You don't have to yell!" I yelled at Aoi smacking him.

The fighting began, same teams, and even though Carrie was amazing at the game, I won. Yeah, I kick ass!!! Carrie was a little pissed off, but Trunks comforted her on the loser's bench (HAHAHAHAHAHA).

"Ok, it's Ravi and Gohan next," Aoi, said oddly silently.

"Awww, I don't wanna fight Gohan! I quit!" Then Ravi sat at Gohan's feet.

Gohan kicked him away. "Fine, I win by default."

"AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! THE FIGHT THAT WILL DECIDE WHO IS THE CHAMPION-"

"I SAID STOP YELLING!!!" I said smacking Aoi again, he glared and then sat down beside Youji helping him tape and going on about all the money those two make together…

Gohan and me stepped up to the game machine, sparks were flying all around, we glared at each other, and as tradition goes, shook hands.

"AND IN A MOVEMENT ALMOST AS FAST AS LIGHT THE TWO TAKE THE CONTROLS AND BEGIN A MAD FIGHT!!! IT'S DEADPOOL AGAINST BEAST AND-"

"Shut up Aoi!" Carrie scolded.

Minutes passed and finally we were done, Gohan turned around his eyes ablaze.

"IT WAS A FLUKE!!!"

"I WON! I WON! I WON!!!! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL MARVEL VS. CAPCOM!!!"

"Elise won?" Youji asked smiling.

"I WON!!!"

"I DEMAND A REMATCH!!!"

"My precious Gohan can't loose!" Eric and Ravi yelled, and then looked at each other glaring.

So, we played again, I still won.

"HAHAHA!!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF THE SECOND MOST POWEFUL BEING ON EARTH!?!"

"I do?" Gohan asked a bit confused.

"Well… we do," Carrie admitted.

"You do?"

"THE POINT IS THAT I BEAT YOU!!!" I shouted, pointing at his face.

"So what's next?" Trunks asked Carrie ready to move on.

"Well, how about the VR roller-coaster," Carrie suggested.

"VR?"

"Virtual Reality!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah, basically you're in a machine, but you have a screen showing you the coaster's path in front of you and the machine moves to it," Youji said matter-o-factly. He was a pro with computer related stuff after having to spend so much time with Omi. Hey, maybe that's why he got along with Aoi so well.

"I used to have one of those in my office, I got it off of eBay. But Akane made me take it away… makes too much noise, she says. Takes up all the power. Takes up her desk space!" Aoi muttered and we all started walking towards the roller-coaster.

We lined up to find none other than Vegeta standing in the line up looking all royal like.

"Dad? What are you doing here?" Trunks asked.

"Didn't I disown you? Don't call me that." Vegeta said, not moving.

"I invited him to come along," Aoi said all smiles and giving the victory sign, he had changed back to his normal clothing.

"And he came because I'm here!" I said latching to his arm. "We can ride together!"

"Goody…" Youji mumbled.

"I'll go with you Youji!" Aoi offered, Youji shrugged, nobody else to go with.

"Should I go with Gohan or Trunks?" Carrie though aloud.

"Trunks!" Eric, Ravi and Trunks shouted in unison.

"Isn't Trunks your boyfriend?" I asked.

"I'LL GO WITH BOTH!!!" Carrie exclaimed happily.

"Whom will Goten go with?" I asked as Goten wandered around oblivious looking so damn cute.

"You should," Carrie said.

"WE WANNA GO WITH GOHAN!!!" Eric and Ravi yelled together.

"You two should go together!" I said smiling deviously.

"I won't fit!" Eric yelled and Ravi hit him. Eric grabbed his head in pain. "Itta!"

The line finally came to us and me and Vegeta got in.

"HOLY SHIT!!! SHE'S GONNA RAPE MY…uh... VEGETA!!!" Trunks yelled.

"Yeah, Elise can really overpower Vegeta…" Carrie said rolling her eyes.

Two minutes later we walked out, my hair and clothes was all messy, Vegeta just looked annoyed and flew off breaking a hole in the ceiling.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THEM AGAIN!!!" Came the shouts of some disgruntled employees… who looked like the ones from the Hershey's factory… weird.

"SHE RAPED VEGETA!!!" Trunks started yelling.

"Well," I said, fixing my hair and clothing. "Can't say I didn't try…"

Trunks went all rigid in trying not to kill me, the poor thing, what an idiot.

"C'mon Trunks," Carrie said dragging him to the door. "Let's go inside."

Goten finally wandered over.

"Carrie and Trunks aren't here."

"So cute!" I said, latching onto his arm.

"EW!!!"

"That's because they went inside the roller-coaster," Youji said as the disgruntled Playdium employee locked the door.

"OH MY KAMI!!! THEY'RE LOCKED IN!!! WE'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Goten started screaming. "TRUNKS-KUN!!! TRUNKS-KUN!!!"

Goten then started bawling his adorable little eyes out.

"AWWW! KAWAII!!!" I said and hugged him in comfort.

"I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN!!!"

"What an idiot!" Gohan said slapping his face.

After two minutes of screaming, wailing, comforting, and calling Goten and idiot (many different people did all this, not just one), Trunks and Carrie got out.

"I'LL NEVER SEE HIM- Oh, look, Trunks and Carrie are back."

Everyone but Carrie and Trunks face faulted.

"What'd we miss?" Carrie asked.

"Don't even ask," Youji mumbled and Aoi started pulling him towards the machine.

"LET'S GO YOUJI!!! WHO KNOWS IF WE'LL SURVIVE!!! WHO KNOWS IF WE'LL EVER SEE GOTEN AGAIN!!! WHO KNOWS!?!"

"Arg!!!" The employee shouted. "I HATE MY JOB!"

Then the two were locked in and the roller-coaster started up again. Before Goten could begin screaming, ranting and crying, Gohan covered his mouth.

"That's enough outta you!" He yelled.

Finally the two got out. They both had smiles.

"WE'RE GONNA SELL THAT ON EBAY!!!" Aoi exclaimed.

"Sell what?" I asked.

"We taped the whole thing!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Came Aoi's insane laughter, and off he ran again.

Youji sweatdropped. "That's man's crazy."

"Ya think?" Gohan asked sarcastically.

"Oh Gohan!" Carrie exclaimed. "OUR TURN!!!"

The two them got in, and the doors were locked.

"ONIICHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled and I hugged him in some attempt of comfort, the poor, cute, stupid, adorable, idiot.

Goten curled up in the foetal position.

"You poor thing!" I said hugging him.

"…What an idiot," Eric mumbled. "How are you best friends with him?"

Trunks ki blasted Eric, I guess 'cuz he insulted Goten… maybe 'cuz he felt like ki blasting him. Who knows?

Finally the two came out, Eric and Ravi were glaring at Carrie.

"Hey, Oniichan's back!" Goten said smiling again.

"Is he going to do that every time?" Youji asked.

"Who knows…?" I said.

"Hey, why don't Ravi and Eric go now," Carrie said smiling deviously. I guess she just wanted them to kill each other… hey wait a second!!!

"I don't want to go with him! I want to go with Gohan!" Ravi said, crossing his arms.

"Didn't I already explain that I wouldn't fit in with him?" Eric asked.

"Oh c'mon guys, do it for me," Gohan said, grinning evilly. Suddenly the two were in the machine.

"Does everybody here want them to kill themselves??? Is Eric that bad!?!"

"YES IT IS!!!" Trunks, Gohan, Carrie and even Youji yelled.

"Oi! I know Ravi is… but Eric's my brother!!!"

"Sure he is…" Carrie mumbled.

Two minutes later the two walked out, both were bloody and bruised… mostly Ravi.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE STILL LIVING!!!" Gohan yelled in defeat.

"Before this turns even bloodier, let's go Goten!" I said, and pulled him towards the machine.

"ACK!!! NOOOO!!! WE'LL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!" Goten yelled, but I still easily pulled him over there.

"SHE'S GOING TO RAPE MY BROTHER!!!" Gohan turned white as a sheet.

"God damn it!" Carrie yelled, finally coming to my defense… I think. "She may be insane! She may be delusional! She may be completely boy crazy! But she'd never seriously try and rape someone!"

"Exactly!" I yelled and we got in.

Goten screamed like a little girl.

"ONIICHAN!!! SAVE ME!!! ONIICHAN!!!" Goten screamed.

"Maybe this wasn't the best idea…" I mumbled as the doors closed.

"THIS IS A JOB FOR THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!" Gohan yelled, ran off, and then came back in his uniform. Eric and Ravi forgot their injuries to stare blankly. (I didn't see it happen, Carrie just told me afterwards)

The thing started up and soon enough we were doing the virtual reality thing, Goten clung to me… I didn't mind at all. In fact I got a sheepish smile going. I don't think guys normally cling to me; it always seems to be the other way around for some reason.

All was going fairly well and then we got to the loopy things. Goten screamed again, I guess Gohan took this as a sign that I was trying to rape his brother or something, because Gohan wasted no time in disintegrating the machine and we fell to the ground, me on top of Goten.

"AHA!!! SHE IS TRYING TO RAPE HIM!!!" Gohan yelled about to ki blast me.

I held my head in pain. "You stupid mother fucker, that hurt."

"They fell like that!" Carrie said and backhanded him.

"Oh yeah… that would make sense…" Gohan said not really backing down.

"Hey! we're out!" Goten exclaimed sitting up. I fell in his lap. . "That was fun! Can we do it again!?!"

"Not really… Gohan destroyed…" Youji trailed off. A bit shocked that I was sitting in Goten's lap.

"AHHHHHHH!!!" The employee yelled. "FIRST YOU GET US FIRED FROM THE HERSHEY'S FACTORY!!! NOW THIS!?! OUR BOSS IS GONNA FREAK!!!"

Several more of the employee's appeared around us looking menacing. I thought I recognized them from there…

I clung to Goten's neck. "Save me."

"Oh Great Saiyaman!!! What ever shall we do!?!" Ravi said rubbing up against him. With quick thinking Gohan threw Ravi at them.

"WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO DIE!!!" Then he flew off.

Goten followed his example, still holding onto me, then Trunks flew after us carrying Carrie. Eric (seeing he had learned it from Goku) grabbed Youji and we were all flying away as we heard Ravi's screams of terror like music to our ears.