Welcome to the second instalment of The Labours of Love! Here we have witnessed the joys of Sex Ed, where a very politically correct Kaiba passed out. Now we have our first pairing come into the light! YAY!

This chapter includes pathetic attempts at trying to look down ones top. Please R/R!

At the Museum:

Kaiba fingers rushed across his keyboards. To him, there was nothing quite like easing his fingers onto the smooth surface of polished plastic. Joey had commented that he was the only guy that he knew that could get turned on by a laptop. Kaiba uttered a happy sigh as he gently stroked the desktop, running his fingers along that delicate, intelligent machine…..

RING. RING. RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Kaiba scowled as he reached for his cell phone. Had he not told his security to cut all access to him while he was indulging in the wonders of his fantasies with his precious machines? Muttering, he pressed the green button.

"Hello?" he sighed, tapping his fingers in a annoyed manner.

Then a voice….deep, calming but obviously female, spoke:

"Hello Mr Kaiba. And I may be bold enough to pledge you to stop tapping your fingers like that. It is bad manners."

Kaiba jerked upright, and his hand stopped in mid tap. God, whoever she was she certainly had good hearing, not to mention she sounded HOT.

"May I inform you that I have a card that is more powerful then your blue eyes, and I am willing to entrust in to you."

Kaiba was speechless. Now this was a woman he liked. But not to be too OOC, he responded coldly back:

"And where can I meet you to find this rare card? Not to mention, I bet you wish to retrieve something in return."

"No, Mr Kaiba. However, meet me at the Museum at eleven O'clock today. And make sure it is a private meeting."

"Hmph. See you there."

And with the click of the phone, the mysterious voice was gone.

1 hour later...

Seto Kaiba paced the corridor of Domino Museum, waiting for the owner of that sexy, deep voice. MMMMMMMM…….

As he went off into one of his ahem, creative fantasies, a small cough indicated to him that he was being watched. "Well, Seto Kaiba, shall we begin our meeting?" Oh Gods, it was that voice again. And as Kaiba turned around, his jaw particularly hit the floor.

She was HOT. Long, silky black hair fell onto bronzed shoulders, along with beautiful dark blue eyes. Kaiba's eyes travelled down to her face, and came to rest….

"Seto?" the woman said suddenly, glaring at him. "My name is Isis Ishtar. I am here to show you that card we discussed……"

You could show me so much more….NO! Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert!

Kaiba shook the offending thought out of his head as Isis turned around to her bag, to retrieve that Ra damned card. Kaiba walked casually around, pretending to examine a Greek pot. His eyes fell on Isis and her low cut top. And she was bending over. Kaiba, at that one moment realised what he had been put on this earth for. And that Sex Ed lesson had paid off, for one of the reactions of the body that was so graphically described was happening to him.

His eyes travelled up, and met the ones of a severely pissed off Isis.

"Oh. Hi."

BB3: Prevy I know! Please R/R. Might be doing Joey/Mai or Yugi/Tea next chapter. Please R/R!

Cat: Or go to the library and get a book out on trees….