Juuban High - Day 51

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Walking to school today was quite... interesting... to say the least.

"Gohan! You were so heroic in the way you saved your brother like that! If only you would save me the way you saved him..." Eric started rambling as he caught up to Gohan and I. (We were planning on bypassing their house, but Eric ran out screaming just as we were passing it, followed by Elise chasing him with a knife. We didn't question.

"Elise put the knife away," Goten smiled, pointing to Elise's backpack, where the knife was now residing.

"KAWAII!!" Elise grabbed him and hugged him.

"Why me?" Gohan said out loud as we continued on the way to school.

"Aw, don't worry Gohan. He'll move on... eventually." I said, patting him on the shoulder.

"But will that weird kid?"

"Ravi? Yea, he likes pretty much every guy he sees."

Gohan shuddered.

We saw Aoi talking to Youji and Trunks as we walked into school. "HIIIIIIIIIIII GUYYYYYYYYS!!! GUESS WHAT!!!"

"What?" I asked, sitting down beside Trunks.

"WE HAVE ANOTHER FIELD TRIP TODAY! INTO THE SCHOOL BUS!!"

We all nodded and walked into the school bus. Elise, Eric and I stopped in our tracks.

"Is..." Eric started.

"That..." Elise continued.

"Ms.. Frizzle...?" I said, shocked.

"Hi kids! Welcome to the Magic School Bus! This is Lizzy, our pet iguana! Today we're going to the MUSEUM!" Ms. Frizzle said, all perky.

"Oh dear..." we sweatdropped and sat down.

"MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!" Ravi screamed as he ran onto the bus.

"I'm not Gohan! I'm Gozan! Gohan's evil brother!" Gohan screamed, backing away slowly.

Ravi's face fell, "awww... what happened to Gohan?" He questioned, looking up at 'Gozan'.

"I killed him," 'Gozan' said. How the hell could he keep a straight face while doing that? The rest of us were trying very hard not to laugh in the background.

"Awww... I guess I'll be at his funeral! I hope he rests in peace!" Ravi sat down and started crying uncontrollably; wailing about how he would never be able to show Gohan how much he loved him. Ravi got ki blasted after he started saying things involving hot fudge and whipped cream.

"The bus spun!" Goten said as he jumped off the bus.

"So cute!" Elise said, following suit. We all did the same and walked in.

"TO THE EGYPTIAN EXHIBIT!" Youji cried and we took off towards the mummies.

"Look! Action figures!" Goten smiled with glee as he stood in front and broke the glass. "I have more for my collection now!"

"Moron! You don't take the things in the museum!" Gohan said grabbing them and putting them back where they belonged, whistling innocently.

"YOU TOOK THEM! I HATE YOU, ONIICHAN! YOU STOLE MY ACTION FIGURES!! I'M GONNA TELL MOM ON YOU!! YOU STOLE THEM!!! I HATE YOU... his toes are falling off..." Goten trailed off.

"The mummy!" Elise ran over to it.

"Elise, how come his toes are falling off?" Goten asked, pulling on Elise's shirt sleeve to get her attention.

"He's dead, Goten," She stated simply.

"De...dead...?" Goten looked petrified.

"Yep," I replied, pulling Trunks over to it.

"ACK! We need to give him a funeral!!" Goten said, running around.

"Goten... He's already HAD a funeral. That's why he's here," Youji said.

"No! He needs a funeral!" Goten grabbed a book and sat down.

"What ARE you doing?" Trunks asked, staring at Goten in confusion.

"Holding a funeral! Now... does anyone here speak Mummy?"

"Goten... they don't speak mummy," I started.

"But... they're mummies! So they should, right?" Goten looked confused. How cute!

"No, they speak Egyptian," Gohan said, putting the book back on the shelf.

"But they're mummies! Oniichan how does that work?" Goten asked, trying to grab for the book that Gohan was putting back.

Elise smacked her head, "Goten! You're half human, right?"

Goten nodded, staring up at Elise.

"Do you speak half human?"

"Should I start?" Goten smiled, looking hopeful. "I can always learn a new language..."

Everyone face faulted.

"Goten... it doesn't exist. Let's just keep going." Elise smiled, grabbing his hand and pulling him away.

"Oh, Gohan! I can't believe you're related to him! You're so smart and he's so stupid... Not to mention you're cute..." Eric clung to him.

"Get offa me," Gohan muttered, prying himself away.

"TO THE BAT CAVE!!" Eric screamed and dragged Gohan into it. "It's dark in here, you know what that means..."

"CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!! SAVE ME!!!" Gohan screamed like a little girl.

We all followed them into the bat cave.

"It's dark," Goten said, clinging to Elise's arm. Elise hugged him as they walked into it.

I whacked Eric with my mallet, "don't traumatize Gohan!"

Eric blushed and looked down, "I'm sorry!"

"I bet," Gohan mumbled, still shuddering.

We left the bat cave because we couldn't find any places to hide and scare people and went into the worst (or best, if you asked Elise) exhibit... the stones. And not the Rolling Stones, either.

"What the fuck?" Trunks asked, looking around.

"Aren't they pretty? I want that one," Elise pointed.

Youji broke the glass and gave it to her, "here ya go!"

"Awww, thank you Youji," Elise smiled and looked at it. "Ooo! An opal! I want, I want, I want!!" Elise jumped up and down while looking at it.

Goten broke the glass and pulled it out, "here Elise!"

"AWWW! Thank you so much, Goten! You're so cute! How did you know I wanted it?" She exclaimed, hugging him.

There was a loud banging noise and we all turned to see Youji banging his head against the wall.

"Oh, Youji! Don't do that! You might end up like Trunks!" Elise said as she continued walking.

"Hey... HEY!" Trunks said as it registered.

"Ooo... Isn't the conundrum so pretty?" I said, staring at it.

Trunks pushed me back a bit and punched the glass, shattering it. "Here!" He smiled, giving it to me.

"Awww, thank you!" I smiled and hugged him.

Eric, not to be outdone, broke the glass and got a bigger conundrum, "here, Carrie."

"Um... thanks…" I mumbled, but took it anyway. It was pretty!

We continued like this for a bit, until we saw Tuxedo Kamen.

"AHHHHHHH! ZOISITE! MALACHITE! JEDITE! NEPHRITE!! BERYL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE AGONY! THE PAIN!" He ran off, screaming about how he would never be sane again. Not like he ever WAS sane...

"Elise, we are looking at stones!" Gohan screamed. "STONES! They're outside!" He flew outside and came back with some stones.

"Those aren't from South Australia. They're much prettier than the North Australian ones, don't you think?" Elise said, pointing to them.

"That's it! Carrie! We're going to South Australia!" He grabbed me and took off.

"Fuck it Gohan! I don't like heights! Why are you taking me anyway?" I said, closing my eyes.

"You know what she likes, right? Find one of them damn opal thingies so we can just leave that place.

"Fucking hell..." I mumbled as we landed in Australia. I found one of those stones a minute later and we took off again. I'm going to kill Gohan.

"Look! A South Australian stone, Elise!" Gohan said, throwing it at her.

"Ooo! So - OH MY KAMI! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!" She screamed.

"A stone?" Gohan said obliviously.

"No, moron!"

"A stone that I had tobe suspended in the air for five minutes at a time to find for you?" I said, still shivering from the fear.

"No! It's... it's... it's... MINE!!" Elise giggled with glee, until she saw Vegeta.

She took off running, "VEGGI-"

THUNK.

She hit the glass and fell backwards.

Vegeta shook his head and continued on his merry way.

"Oh, she's alive," Youji said, kneeling beside her and checking her for a pulse.

"What an idiot," Trunks mumbled.

"She hit the glass," Goten pointed.

I saw a diamond necklace and stared in awe.

5 minutes later...

"GOD DAMMIT CARRIE! CAN WE JUST LEAVE ALREADY! STOP STARING AT THE FUCKING THING!!" Gohan screamed. The boy had finally snapped...

He broke the glass, grabbed the necklace, and threw it at me. "Look! It's yours! Quit it!"

"Thanks... I think," I said, staring at it in shock.

Trunks suddenly powered up and lunged at Gohan.

Gohan moved out of the way, and stared at Trunks, "what the fuck...?"

"SHINE!!!!!" (Pro. 'She-Nay', means: 'DIE!!!') Trunks screamed and lunged at him again.

Gohan shrugged and started fighting with him. They were both going really fast, and all our eyes were moving in unison.

"MAGICAL MYSTICAL POWER!!!" Elise screamed, pointing to the red aura that was flaring around Gohan.

"Magical... what?" Gohan turned around and stared at her in confusion, as did Trunks, until he realized that Gohan was open.

He punched him really hard in the face and Gohan went flying backwards but stopped suddenly, unharmed.

"Look! Mystic Gohan! With-" I was cut off.

"Vegeta eyes!" Elise said, sitting down on the floor and watching.

Eric came running out. "GO GOHAN!!!" He said, holding little Great Saiyaman flags.

"SD GREAT SAIYAMAN! SO CUTE!" I said, grabbing one, and producing a purple Trunks one from Hammerspace.

Eric glared at me, and continued to cheer. I should mention that he was wearing a little cheerleading outfit too. Very scary.

"GO TRUNKS!" I waved the flag once. "GO GOHAN!" I waved the flag twice, once for every syllable in the name.

"HOW COME HE GOT TWO WAVES? You don't love me-" he was hit with a ki blast.

"TWO SYLLABLES!" I said, helping Trunks up.

"You should use their nicknames," Youji said, videotaping the fight.

"Yea!" I smiled at Youji for his smartness. "Go Trunkskun!" Two waves. "Go Gohanchan!" Three waves.

"Wait... maybe not..." Youji said, laughing nervously.

I shook my head, "I give up. Don't hurt each other!" I said, and sat down.

Eric continued to jump and while he was doing that, he kicked me in the arm.

"OW! FUCK IT ERIC!" I screamed.

"HEY YOU HURT HER!" Trunks screamed stopped.

"Don't hurt her! She's a good friend of mine," Gohan said.

Trunks looked at Gohan.

"You take this one," Gohan said and sat back, watching as Trunks kicked the shit out of Eric. I would have felt sorry for him, if Eric wasn't an annoying bastard.

"WAIT! A GOOD FRIEND! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Trunks jumped at Gohan again.

"Let's just leave them here..." Elise said.

"Okay," We all agreed, except Goten.

"WHAT IF THE MUMMY GETS THEM AND I NEVER SEE MY BEST FRIEND OR MY BROTHER AGAIN?! WHAT HAPPENS THEN??!! Hey wait, we're leaving now." Goten smiled suddenly, and then he stopped. "AHHH! WE CAN'T LEAVE THEM!!!"

"Let's go, Goten. They'll catch up."

We all left them there.

"IS THERE A YAOI EXHIBIT?!" Sonya screamed, running at us.

"Sure... on the... 5th floor," I said, directing her towards the stairs.

Sonya was gone in a flash of light.

"There is no 5th floor," Goten.

"RUN!!" Eric screamed, joining us.

We nodded and ran, being joined by Trunks and Gohan a few minutes later. Ms. Frizzle and Aoi were waiting for us and we jumped on the bus and spun off into the air. Thank god...