Don't worry, people! I will have some more SetoIsis in this chapter, maybe with some YugiTea as well. Please R/R.

This chapter includes bunnies doing…stuff. O.o

In the office:

Seto Kaiba was particularly killing himself. He drummed his fingers on his desk, before looking in fear at his door. Isis was going to be here any minute, and he wanted to look he best. Running one finger though his hair, he held up a mirror that had been lying on his desk. If he cocked his head to one side, raised an eyebrow, and turned on his oh-so-sexy-smirk, she would be begging to get into his….

"Big brother?"

Mokuba Kaiba blinked at his brother in surprise. Seto froze, turning his attention to the figure in the doorway. "It's late, Mokie," he spluttered quickly, "you need some shut eye…I am waiting for Mrs. Ishtar,…."

Mokuba's eyes lit up and an evil grin spread over his face. "Oh, I seeeeeeeee," he smirked. "Seto's got a girlfriend…"

"N-No, Mokuba," snapped Seto, trying in vain to detach this evil idea from his brother so he couldn't use it for future blackmail.

Suddenly, Kaiba's cell phone rang, making the two boys jump. Mokuba answered, grinning at his brother's pained face. "Kaiba corporations," he said brightly, ignoring Seto, who was clawing his desk with the mirror, begging that it was not Isis who had just called.

The young Kaiba's face grew pale, and trembling, he turned to Seto while putting the phone down with a click. "Turn on your computer," he whispered, "it cannot be true…"

Kaiba set up the laptop, wondering what on earth had been said on the phone. Then…

"HAPPY BUNNIES! HELLO KAIBA BOY!"

A bright pink bunny rabbit flew across the screen, with a huge cheesy grin on its face. Pegasus's face came into view, his normal smirk spreading all over his face. "I thought you would like this little gift, Kaiba boy…"

Bunnies came up. And more bunnies. And more bunnies. And more bunnies, until….

Kaiba's jaw hit the floor. The bunnies were….in bondage. And there were bunnies doing…

"THAT SICK, SICK SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Kaiba, grabbing Mokuba and placing his hands over his eyes. "BUNNY PORNO! I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD STOOP THAT LOW!"

Then, what really did the biscuit was when a huge sign in capitals came up saying:

KAIBA BOY IS GAY.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaiba wrenched the laptop to the floor. The screen went blank. "Bed, Mokuba!" he said firmly as he retrieved the offending computer, whilst leading a traumatized Mokuba to the door.

When Mokie was in bed, Seto collapsed, breathless in his chair. He could not believe it…how sick was Pegasus? Turning to his mirror, he lifted it up in front of his face.

"Name's Kaiba," he said huskily, "Seto Kaiba."

"I know perfectly well who are," came a voice, amused.

Oh Gods, there she was. Her blue eyes twinkled mysteriously, her black hair falling to her shoulders in dark waves. And what's more, she was showing cleavage. Yay.

"B-big brother…?" a small voice broke the silence. Mokuba was standing behind Isis. "I had a bad dream…about the bunnies." Seto paused…then sighed. "Ok, Mokie. I'll get you a drink of water, then off to bed ok? Excuse us," he took Mokuba by the hand, not noticing the touched expression on Isis's face.

Seto walked down the hall, muttering about bloody porno bunnies and annoying game geniuses. As he opened the door, however he was met with a shocking sight.

Isis was crying. She was dabbing at her eyes, and seeing Seto she tried to console them.

"I'm sorry," she whispered. "But your kindness to your brother…it reminded me of my own brother…who's…" she burst into tears and threw her arms around him, rubbing her cleavage into his trench coat.

Kaiba was shocked…yet pleased. He did not know what to say…but still, it's not everyday you are hugged out of the blue by a beautiful, busty Egyptian.

Then, as luck would have it, the laptop came on again. Isis blinked at it over Seto's shoulder. Bunnies…doing….stuff…with Seto? Then, a huge sign burst over the screen: SETO KAIBA IS GAY.

Kaiba turned around. His face fell. Isis switched back into her normal, icy self.

"You weird sicko," she hissed. She slapped him hard around the face, sending poor Seto reeling back with a stinging cheek.

"How could you have toyed with my feelings like that? If you like men, you should have said. I have nothing against people who like different things…but RABBIT PORNGRAPHY?"

She turned on her heel and stormed out of the room.

Then a voice came from the computer screen:

"Bad luck Kaiba Boy."

Pegasus had been watching it all.

A man passing by was knocked unconscious by a mysterious laptop bearing dancing bunnies in bondage that had been chucked out of the window.

BB3: I'm sorry about not updating sooner. Well, please R/R!

Cat: Bunnies in bondage?