Juuban High - Day 53

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I woke up first, seeing that I had no alcohol and therefore would have no hangover unlike everyone else (except Elise, of course). I looked around the room and saw Goten curled up beside Elise with his head on her shoulder. Cute. Eric was sleeping beside Gohan, who even in his sleep, looked rather frightened. Youji was hugging his death diagrams still, and Trunks was asleep beside me.

School… yes… I remembered school around then… to wake everyone up, or not to wake? I opted for wake everyone up and turned on the basement lights.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIGHT! ITAI!!!!" Everyone cried, holding their eyes.

"I'm blinded." Elise commented.

"C'mon, guys! We have school now!" I said cheerily… far too cheerily.

"Tasuki!" Eric cried and jumped up.

"School. Tasuki will be there, but likely, we won't see him, so forget it." I said, rolling my eyes.

"Dammit…" Eric said.

"TYLENOL!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TYLENOL!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed.

"Shut up…" Youji mumbled.

Trunks ran upstairs, still screaming, came back downstairs, still screaming, and took the Tylenol, still screaming, and only then did he shut up. Everyone took the Tylenol from him and with that we were off to school.

"Well, Gohan, I have to say… you put on a nice strip show last night…"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!" Gohan cried in shock.

"And I missed it because I fell asleep!" Eric said with a tragic sigh.

"Yea, poor you," I muttered. "And Goten and Elise…"

"What? SHE RAPED HIM?!" Gohan cried.

"Actually... Goten was making the moves…" I confirmed.

"Ewwwwww!" Gohan shuddered.

"Goten raped Elise?!" Youji asked angrily.

"There was no raping, calm down…" I said as we went into school.

"Any sex?" Elise asked.

"No, you both passed out before that."

"Dammit…" Elise sighed.

Suddenly the lights started flashing and 'Bad to the Bone' started playing throughout the halls.

We blinked in confusion.

A boy who looked kind of like Elise, only incredibly masculine (especially when compared to the other guy who looks like Elise - Eric) and taller walked in then, a person who looked very much like Aoi was dancing behind him with a CD player in hand. Obviously, this was where the music was coming from. We blinked again.

"…Isn't that your brother?" I asked.

"Geoff…?" Elise asked, also confused.

As he walked through the halls, all the girls (and some men) started screaming and fainting at the mere sight of him.

"What the hell?" I asked.

"Ew, that's just gross…" Elise shuddered.

"Oh I know… no offence Elise… but I don't see what they see in him…"

"Me either, that's just... wrong."

"Who the hell is that?" Eric asked.

"Our brother." Elise replied, rolling her eyes.

"OH! The creepy guy who walks into the house a lot and asks mom for money!"

Elise nodded.

Geoff stopped then, the lights coming back on and the music stopping. "Yo homies, where's yo' hoody, yo?"

I blinked, "you mean my KoRn sweatshirt?"

"Dat bes right, yo."

"At home," I shrugged. Why was he talking to us?

"Was that English?" Gohan asked clearly confused.

"He said that she was right," Goten translated.

We all blinked.

"Nani?" Goten asked obliviously. "Why are you all staring at me?"

We just shook our heads and went on with what we were doing as the lights flickered and Geoff continued walking.

The teeniebopper screams started again and we then ran to our first class.

Heero closed the door when we ran in, "I'm going to kill that guy."

"NO! He's my brother!" Elise protested.

Heero pointed the gun at her. "Another one? Omae o korosu."

Elise backed up slowly, and then she smiled. "You wouldn't kill me! If you threaten someone, it means you won't ever do it! Look at Relena! Or Duo!"

"I might not kill you, but Mr. Gun will…"

We all sweatdropped and then sat down.

We were then joined by that guy, who once before said that Trunks had a nice ass. "Hey… is it true that Trunks is a cross dresser by night?" He asked, sounding quite hopeful.

"Yep!" Elise beamed.

"No." I said, glaring at Elise.

"Aw, damn…" The guy said walking away with his head hung in depression.

As the bell rang, that red headed chick fell through the ceiling and hit the floor.

"What the hell?" We asked as she got up, dusted herself off and walked out like nothing had happened.

We went to drama, still trying to avoid Geoff. We could hear the screams throughout the school.

We entered drama and were met with a flock of girls.

"Like, oh my, like, god! Are you, like, the brother and like, sister of like, Geoff??"

Elise and Eric nodded, looking frightened and making the 'Ack' sound.

"Like, oh my god!!!!!!!! Can you, like, hook, me up with him? Like, oh my god, he is just sooOOOOO dreamy! Like, oh my god!!" They squealed at us.

"Actually, it's not 'god', but 'kami', who is 'dende' so therefore it's 'oh my dende'." Trunks said from behind us.

"Like, who are you? Are you like, in relation to Geoff? No? Then like, do not talk to me. You might ruin my, like, reputation, like, okay?" The girl said to him.

Elise and Eric were shuddering as this was going on.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S GEOFF'S BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!!"

They were instant school celebrities.

We walked out of drama, scared.

The girls surrounded Elise and Eric. Cool by association, I guess.

"So, like, what does he do like, at home? What does he, like sleep in? Like, how was he when he grew up? Like, was he like, a cute kid?"

Elise ignored them. Eric was just shuddering, nodding at every question, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.

We went to lunch and were ushered to the 'cool' table. Or at least THEY were. We went to our normal table as always.

"YOUJI!!! SAVE ME!!" Elise called.

"Can't. They haven't accepted me," Youji called back, sitting down.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUJIIIIIIIII!!!!!" Elise cried, and then the crowd swallowed her up. Oh well, no loss.

Geoff walked in. "My peeps, I bes here, yo. We be rockin' in da crib tonight, yo."

"He said, he's here and like, something about the crib!" They screamed.

We blinked as Goten looked up. "He said he's here and that they're gonna have a party at his house!" He beamed.

"How does he speak Ebonics?" I asked.

"Beats me," Gohan shrugged.

"It's gotta be the stupidity…" Trunks mumbled.

"Yo, peeps, wes need to go, yo. Da music is ending, wes need to start again in diff'rent hall, yo." Geoff then left, the crowd following him.

"HELP!!!" Elise cried, crawling over to us and clinging to Goten's leg.

"She's clinging," Goten pointed.

We went to science, only to escape the horrors of Geoff and his 'posse'.

Trowa was the teacher. As a hoard of screaming girls filed in, he pressed that damn button and suddenly, they didn't exist anymore thanks to Heero. Well that was 20 down, only 1000 to go…

We left after that and encountered Geoff and the posse gathered around Piccolo.

"Oh Kami, I hope that wigger speak doesn't rub off on anyone…" Gohan shuddered.

"Especially not Piccolo, huh?" Elise grinned.

"Yea…" Gohan shrugged.

"You love him! He's your father! Kawaii!!"

"I think everyone in your family is crazy, aren't they?" Gohan muttered as we walked into math.

Vegeta looked up. "YOU!" He pointed at Trunks. "Cannot come in this class." He finished, slamming the door in Trunks' face. The rest of us were already inside.

"NO! LET ME IN! PLEASE, VEGETA!! OTOUSAMA! I can hear the screams!!!" Trunks cried. "They're coming! OTOUSAMA!!!! PLEEEASE?!?!"

We then watched on bored as the crowd went by, slamming Trunks into the door. We saw his outline as he slid down the wall, unconscious and crushed. Eh, I was safe in here, he could wait…

Vegeta didn't even blink an eye as all that happened. He sat back down like it was nothing and continued to sit there.

The bell rang and we left, picking up the crushed Trunks and dragging him behind us. Gohan then made us stop to talk to Piccolo.

"Konnichiwa, Piccolosan…" Gohan smiled.

Piccolo turned around, with baggy shiny jeans that were down to his ankles practically, a baby blue hoody and a backwards NY Yankees hat. "Yo, homies. Wazzup?"

Elise looked up, "TRAITOR!! We don't like the Yankees!"

"He looks like a green, not so fat Fred Durst…" I mumbled, shaking my head.

"Who?" Goten asked.

Gohan was shaking, "What… the… hell…?!"

"I bes talkin' wit my posse. Me and dat mad hype homie-yo, Geoff yo, and we bes tight, yo. We bes all up in that shizzat, yo." Piccolo informed us.

We blinked.

"He's been talking to his friends, and him and Geoff are good friends and they're cool." Goten told us matter of factly.

"Thank you," we all mumbled to Goten.

"So… if he's green, that doesn't make him a wigger… but… a… gigger…" Youji said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY KAMI WHY!?" Gohan cried.

"Actually, it's Dende." Trunks corrected him.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Poor Gohanchan…" I mumbled.

"Poor thing... your father betraying us like this…" Elise said, patting his shoulder comfortingly.

"WE WILL GET REVENGE ON YOUR BROTHER!!!" Gohan screamed.

"Doesn't he have the tendency to snap?" I asked.

"Yes, but then again… I think he already has…" Youji said with a shrug.

"True."

Gohan's red aura flared as he flew off, swearing revenge upon Geoff.