The 6th chapter of The Labours of Love is here!

Cat: NOOOOO!

This includes two psychopaths, Serenity Wheelers chest, and creative fantasies.

Back to school blues:

Seto Kaiba dragged himself though the school gates. Poor Seto. With each, agonizing step, he was reminded of certain dancing bunnies. Dumping his bag on the bench, where unfortunately Bakura and Malik were sitting opposite.

Bakura and Malik were engaging in a very intimate conversation, as if Ryou was gay or not. "I'm not gay, damnit!" yelled Ryou from his soul room, where he had been banished. "I don't know what to do, Malik," cried Bakura, who had used up wads and wads of Kleenex, "I mean, if he's gay, does that mean I'm gay too?" Malik paused in shock. "Yeah…I mean," he laid back, surveying Bakura though his lashes. "You share the same body and everything…maybe he's rubbed off on you."

Bakura's eyes widened so much he could have given Yugi a run for his money.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Malik blinked. "Eh, maybe we need to do an experiment," he muttered, leading Bakura to the male rest room.

Serenity gasped when she saw him…oh, it was him. Seto Kaiba. With a happy, gleeful little laugh, she lent forward, her eyes wide. She watched Kaiba, her eyes gleaming with innocence…well, not really, seeing as she was checking out his arse. "It's now or never," she said aloud, getting to her feet, before shyly calmly approaching the now condemned bench where the victim lay.

Seto closed his eyes, imagining that Isis was there, right in front of him. He imagined her long black waves, her mysterious blue eyes, and her cleavage…uhhhhhhhh….

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm….oh Isis," he purred, rubbing a Richard the third book against his chest, before he took the book down…and down….and….heaven. Bleeding heaven.

"Um…Seto?" a sweet little voice came behind him. Twirling round, he saw Serenity Wheeler looking him up and down with surprise.

"Eh…why do you have a history book between your legs?" Seto's eyes fell onto Serenity's…before falling on the Richard the third book, which now looked like it was giving Seto a blow job.

"Its not what it…eh, looks like," the young man protested, before turning around and seeing Joey glare at him in total disgust. "You pervert! How dare you expose my sister to such perversion?" This ended up with him being almost knocked out by Joey, and falling in front…meaning his face endured another chest hug from Serenity, which caused another blow from Joey.

Meanwhile…

"Malik! Something tells me this is not a good idea," gulped Bakura, as Malik peeled off his shirt. Cat: drooling…drooling…done. "It's quite simple, actually," shrugged Malik, starting to undo his pants. Oh, I'm in heaven! –Cat "If you are attracted to men, then you will have an uh…a reaction," he paused, before dropping his bottoms. "Now, you fool, all you have to do is kiss me, and then tell me if you enjoy it or not. It you didn't…then you're straight."

"Now", he said, turning to Bakura. "Kiss me." Bakura approached Malik trying very hard not to look down, before…

The loo doors were swung open, and Joey and Seto ran in. Joey had been chasing Seto, but as soon as Seto had come to his senses, it was now the former. "You wait, DOG!" Screamed Seto, in total uncontrollable rage, which could not be reasoned with or reckoned with in any shape or form.

Bakura and Malik both stiffened in horror. Oh Gods, what to do? Malik was naked, Bakura was fully dressed, and they were stuck in a cubicle together! What didn't look more suspect? "Quick," hissed Bakura. "Get changed….now, you stupid Baka!"

In order to kill Bakura for calling him a baka, Malik had completely forgotten the current situation, and threw a punch at Bakura, before grabbing Bakura's shirt as he fell off balance, the two boys found they're lips crushed together as they crashed though the door…into a pile of humiliation.

Seto's mouth fell open. Joey forgot that he was trying to kill Seto with a sink tap handle, and could only watch in shocked silence.

"I know what you might be thinking," snapped Malik, "And it is not that."

"I can not begin to describe…how wrong that looks," said Seto quietly. "Are you two…a…uh…".

"NO!"

BB3: And so ends the 6th chapter! If any of you want any Yoai in this, please post it in.

Cat: 00 I am disturbed.