Juuban High - Day 54

Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

After Gohan's snapping in the school hallways, Goten had to take him home and comfort the poor fool so that he didn't kill anyone. Or more specifically, Geoff and or Eric, Sonya and me.

That night was really bad because Geoff took his 'posse' to our house and decided to have a party. I had nowhere to go and therefore stayed… and drank their alcohol. Sonya was having a better time with this than most would expect.

She was trying to hook him up with those few guys out there who also screamed and fainted in their passing.

We were all sitting by our lockers as Sonya was making yet another business deal.

"Hum, he's booked solid until Saturday night... next month. So I can fit you in Sunday, unless of course you're a God-"

"Dende," Trunks corrected her.

"- fearing man." she concluded, we ignored her after this.

"I do not get how someone in my family could become so… popular," I said shuddering.

"I know, it's mind boggling," Trunks said glaring.

"Shut up."

"You said it first."

"You two are like kids…" Gohan muttered.

"Trunks gets it from Vegeta," Carrie pointed out.

"Makes sense… Hey. My women sense is tingling," Youji stated taking a rather Peter Parker pose.

"I know of something else that is 'tingling'," I said glaring.

Then the lights began flashing again, the music started up over the speakers (obviously Aoi was having fun with this… poor Akane) and Geoff walked in accompanied by Piccolo and his 'posse'.

"I can't live like this," I muttered putting my face in my hands.

"My G-Dende! They scream at pitches only dogs can hear!" Carrie yelled, she had to over the screaming.

"I WILL KILL HIM!!!" Gohan yelled looking at Geoff.

"How come he didn't get this pissed off over TPP?" Youji asked.

"Must be the speech thing…" Carrie said.

Then Gohan jumped up, pressed a button on his watch, turned into the Great Saiyaman, and landed in front of Geoff.

"…Wow…" Eric and Carrie mumbled in awe.

"I think I saw something!" Eric exclaimed.

"I saw the abs," Carrie pointed out.

"YOU WILL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO PICCOLO!!!" He said in between posses.

"Yo homie. Wha' you bees rapping about?" Piccolo asked curiously.

"Piccolo! Stop talking like that! You've been brainwashed… again… and you have to snap out of it!" Gohan pleaded with the gigger.

"Do you think we could get Gohan to sing and dance and then simply get Vegeta to punch Piccolo again?" I asked.

"Nah," Carrie shrugged.

"It's been done, we have to think of something original," Eric added.

"DIE!!!" Gohan yelled and ran forward to kill Geoff.

Then thousands upon thousands of teenyboppers came streaming from behind Geoff and Piccolo and tackled the Great Saiyaman to the ground. He didn't stand a chance.

But seeing as teenyboppers are well… teenyboppers, when they got off of Gohan he was only wearing the black skin-tight spandex that Carrie oh so adored.

"Hey, he's like not bad… not as good as like Geoff or like Piccolo... but like ok…"

"HE IS NOT JUST OK!!!" Eric yelled from the sidelines.

"HEY!!! IT'S LIKE GEOFF'S LIKE BROTHER!!!"

"… Oh shit…" Eric managed to yell before they tackled him down.

"So how does it feel to be just 'ok' Gohan?" Youji asked leaning on the boy.

"Hey… wasn't I supposed to be killing Geoff?" He asked in wonder.

"Judging from the fact that the music has stopped, the lights are no longer flashing and the teenyboppers are now gone. I'd say they ran for it," I said as I scrapped Eric off the ground.

"Well then let's find him," Gohan said already walking away.

"Can't you just stand there for a couple more minutes?" Carrie said off in la la land.

Trunks glared at Gohan.

"What'd I do???" Gohan protested.

"You know what you did, yo," Trunks yelled.

Everyone stooped, blinked and starred in confusion.

"What? What you starin' yo?"

"Trunks… listen to yourself… moron," I said.

"I bees sounding fine, mad whack biatch," Trunks said brushing me off.

"What did you just call me?" I asked fuming.

"He called you a b-"

"I know what he called me!" I yelled cutting Goten off.

"Then why did you ask?"

"Oh you're so cute…"

"I think Geoff has gotten to Trunks!" Gohan exclaimed in horror.

"Ya think?" Carrie asked. "Trunks, snap out of it!"

"What-cha talkin' 'bout biatch?"

Trunks was then thrown into low earth orbit.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ELISE!!! BUT YOU DO NOT CALL ME BITCH!!!!! NOW SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" Carrie yelled after his slowly disappearing body.

"Now we really must kill Geoff!" Gohan said pounding his fist into his other hand.

"I agree!" Carrie chimed in… still lost in Gohan's abs.

"Wait, wait, wait, this is my only brother we're talking about," Sonya said butting in.

"What about me?" Eric asked, healthy once more.

"What about you freak?" Sonya asked. "We're acting far too irrationally. How do you know Geoff is to be blamed?"

"You just don't want Geoff to die so you can see how many yaoi parings you can get him in," I scoffed.

"And what's wrong with that? Make a little profit, get a little show…"

"EWWWWWWW!!! THAT'S YOUR BROTHER!!!" Youji yelled finding that absurdly sick.

"After It came along I'm not too sure who my family is anymore…" Sonya mumbled.

"HE'S YOUR TRIPLET! HE WAS BORN WITH YOU!" Carrie yelled.

"Oh yeah…"

I backhanded Sonya. "BAKA!!!"

"Ok, ok, ok, but we cant kill him anyway."

"I'll agree to that," I said.

"Me too I guess," Eric mumbled, still not knowing who Geoff was exactly.

"I'm confused," Goten mumbled and sat down.

"KAWAII!!!" I glomped him.

"QUIT THAT!!!" Gohan said grabbing me by the collar and sitting me elsewhere.

Then some lost teenyboppers walked by us trying to find their rap idols.

"Like Geoff is so hot."

"And like have you seen Piccolo? Like oh my God he's so like hot!" She exclaimed.

"He's like… what??" Gohan asked dumbfounded.

"He's like hot! Haven't you ever seen him!?!"

"Of course I've seen-"

"Piccolo's his father!" I butted in.

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" They yelled and surrounded him jumping up and down.

"GET THEM OFFA ME!! GET THEM OFFA ME!!!" Gohan yelled in despair.

Carrie quickly pushed her way through and grabbed Gohan from their grasps.

"You idiot!" Carrie yelled hitting me.

Youji told the teenyboppers which way Geoff went and the two bounded off happily.

"HE'S NOT MY FATHER!!! HE'S NOT EVEN A MAN!!!" Gohan yelled, but they were too far away to hear.

"He's not biologically your father or a man," I said. "BUT! He's decidedly masculine and is your father at heart."

"Sometimes I want to kill you…" He mumbled glaring at me.

"Yo homie, he should smoke that mad whack biatch!" Trunks yelled walking back into the hall.

We all turned to Goten with puzzled expressions.

"He said, 'hi guys, he should kill Elise'."

"Wow… that seems short in comparison," Youji said in awe.

"Damn it Trunks! Snap out of it!" Carrie yelled slapping him, shaking his shoulder.

"I bees not Trunks! I bees Grand Masta Lilac!" He exclaimed taking a pose.

"He said, he's not Trunks-"

"We know what he said," Youji snapped at Goten.

"Don't snap at my baby!" I said hugging Goten.

"Sorry!" Youji apologized.

"I bees the richest mo fo who eva walked Juuban High yo!" He continued rambling. "Damn! I gottsa get me mo threads, yo. These be too tight yo."

"NO! TIGHT IS GOOD!" Carrie yelled.

"Yo, you mad whack biatch stills bees talkin' to Grand Masta Lilac?"

Carrie then stepped up to Trunks and slapped him.

"Yo! You bees mad whack! You think you cool 'nuff to bees with Grand Masta Lilac? You bees a fo."

"I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST CLUE WHAT YOU JUST SAID-"

"He said-"

"BUT YOU WILL DIE!!!" Then Carrie kicked him in the balls.

"-that you aren't cool."

"My Dende… Carrie, you're never having children now," I muttered from beside her.

"Like I would want his kids!"

"We have to get to the bottom of this," Gohan stated.

"No shit Sherlock," I mumbled.

"I say we enlist the help of Aoi-Kun!" Sonya suggested.

"Why?" Carrie asked.

"Because… um… because the last time it worked!"

"I say we go to Goten's house, mine will be full of teenyboppers, and make a plan," I suggested.

"Fine, but It's not coming with us," Gohan said pointing to Eric.

But Eric came anyway. So that night we made plans and tried to avoid Goku would probably wanted to eat us.