Juuban High - Day 55

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

We had a plan and would have put it into operation today… but Trunks decided that we weren't cool enough for him. Actually, that isn't totally correct - Youji, Goten, Gohan and I weren't cool enough.

"Yo, you foe bes mad whack. You so whack you bes missin' da flava uh da kool-aid, yo."

"We… what?" Youji asked, then looked at Goten.

"We're not cool." Goten said simply.

"… I see…" I said. "You know what? Fuck you, Trunks, you stupid dickhead quadfucker…"

"I ain't care what you think, I be Grand Masta Lilac Sheeit!"

"You bes stupid, yo." I said mockingly.

"Word!" Gohan added.

We all looked at him and he sweatdropped. "What?"

"Word to yo mother!" Trunks said.

We blinked.

"What the fuck does that mean?!" Elise asked.

"It bes meanin' word to yo mother! Sheeit!"

Piccolo and Geoff then showed up, flashing lights and all.

"Elise young ho! Eric mofo! You bes hype." Trunks told them.

"Yea, sista', you bes mad phat!" Geoff said as the music stopped.

"You think I'm fat?!"

"He said you're cool," Goten told her.

"… Oh… okay... ASSHOLE!"

"Dere's no need for hostility in dese halls, yo. We gots room fo' you in ma posse!" Piccolo chimed.

"DIE GEOFFF!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed.

"Gohan, you are NOT killing my brother!" Elise told him. "And, Piccolo? Fuck off."

"Oh, dat bes it, yo. Did you hear dat rap she be spoutin'?!" Piccolo asked, shocked.

"The what?" Elise asked, dumbfounded.

"The stuff you said," Goten beamed.

"Oh... kawaii!" Elise said, smiling. The smile faded when she was grabbed by Piccolo and Eric was grabbed by Trunks.

"You bes wit our posse now, yo!" Geoff said, walking away.

"You're KIDNAPPING me?!" Elise said, shocked. "You're my fucking brother!"

"Yo, but yous got to be cool! You bes wit' us, yo, you bes da bomb!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" was all we heard as they were dragged away.

"Should we… help them…?" I asked.

"… Nah…" Gohan said.

"What happened to your compassion??" I asked, taken aback.

"I still have it…" Gohan sweatdropped.

"Just not for the Haskell family, I see…"

"Exactly!"

Sonya then ran up to us, "look! I have HELP!"

We blinked. "Where?"

Aoi then dropped out of the vents, "I have to come to your aid once again! The Great Aoiman!"

Moosie and Osito then followed. "And I am joined by the Great Ositobear and the Great Moosie… moose!"

"Are they mocking me?" Gohan asked, raising his eyebrow.

"Why would anyone mock you?" Youji asked, sweatdropping as Aoi did some poses.

Akane and Ranma then joined us. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!" He screamed as the lights stopped flashing.

"Hey… it took them long enough to leave…" Youji said, looking up.

"Maybe we were supposed to chase after them, and they got bored…" I said.

"Too logical," Youji shrugged.

"I brought my trusty sidekicks… The Great Malletgirl and the Great Crossdressing It!"

"HEY!!!" Ranma cried.

"I still can't help but feel like I'm being mocked…" Gohan frowned.

"Shut up already," I muttered.

"I CAN'T STAND THE MUSIC!!!!" Ranma screamed covering his ears.

He was then hit by Akane. "Shut up."

"LET'S GO!!! WE MUST SAVE THEM FROM THE GRASPS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!" Aoi screamed, running off. "Ooo! A locker! And another one… A SPOON TO SELL ON EBAY!!"

We followed him, ignoring his random comments.

We followed the sounds of the screams, Ranma and Akane following behind us until we managed to find Geoff, Piccolo, Trunks, Elise, and Eric.

"THE SCREAMS! MY POOR, SENSITIVE EARS!"

Suddenly there was a flash of light and half the teenieboppers were gone. "Stupid humans…" Vegeta muttered, going back inside his class and slamming the door.

"We come to battle you, you evil fiends!!" Aoi cried, posing. "I come with my sidekicks, The Great Ositobear, the Great Moosiemoose, the Great Malletgirl, the Great Crossdressing It, The Great Yaoigirl, The Great Stringboy-"

"BOY?!" Youji interrupted.

"The Great Saiyaman, The Great Clueless Idiot-"

"Yay, I have a superhero name!" Goten interrupted.

"See what I mean? The Great I can't think of a name for her, but when I do it'll be a good one Girl!"

"Hey!" I whined.

"We have come to take back what is rightfully ours.. The Great Crossdressing It 2! And the Great Boycrazy Girl!"

"Hey!" Elise glared at him.

"Okay… your name will come later then…" Aoi said. "ANYWAY-"

"HEEEEEY!!! I don't cross dress!!!" Eric protested.

There was silence throughout the group as we all held in laughter.

"ANYWAY! GIVE THEM BACK YOU NO GOOD CREEPS!!"

"No, yo' mofo."

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Children…" Elise and I muttered.

I went over, grabbed Elise and Eric and dragged them away while they were fighting.

"Hey, don't bes takin' mah posse, yo." Youji suddenly said.

We paled. Elise almost fainted. "Yo…You…ji-i-i-i…i."

"You bes tryin' to mack on ma posse."

"I can understand Trunks… but... Youji? Why?!"

"Who bes Trunks? I bes Grandmasta Lilac, yo."

"You bes stupid," Elise said as we walked away.

"We will get yo's fo dis! We ain't gonna let you get dem!" Piccolo called after us.

"C'mon! Kill them! Why are we leaving? They took Youji! They'll get all of us eventually!" Elise cried.

"Shut up, Elise. Let's go think up plan B." I said.

"Weren't we using numbers?" Goten asked.

"Shhhh," I said to him.

He nodded, humming to himself as we walked home. We would get revenge soon… mwa haha.