Juuban High - Day 56

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I don't get why we didn't kill the wiggers and giggers right there and then. Perhaps it's the art of dragging saga's out…

So after the long hearty weekend was over, we came to school. We had made Plan B (or as I would call it, Operation KTDW/G, Kill The Damn Wiggers/Giggers).

"Maybe we should go get the help of Takeo and Aburatsubo," I suggested.

"We can't get anymore help, they all might be converted by now," Carrie stated calmly.

"They're not converting anymore people," I mumbled hugging Goten very tightly.

"Eww… I will kill Geoff…" Gohan mumbled. The boy had lost it…

The second we walked in we found Sonya, Aoi, Akane and Ranma standing by the doors looking pissed off… well Aoi didn't looked pissed off, he was very content and happy licking his knife.

"What's going on?" Gohan asked, his eyes already glaring.

"They've taken the whole school over during the weekend," Akane filled us in.

"I can't stand them!!!" Ranma complained. "They have no right to be here! I'm sure that Geoff character isn't even enrolled…. DAMN THEM FOR TAKING OVER MY SCHOOL!!!"

Akane whacked him with a mallet. "Your school?"

"Maybe we should attack them then," Sonya suggested.

"Wow… she can think of other things," Carrie muttered in amazement.

"Ok! Let's go in!" Gohan yelled and kicked the doors open.

We were met with screaming woman… and men… there were flashing lights and disco balls were hanging everywhere. Hip hop, R&B, Rap (whatever you want to call it) was playing throughout the halls.

"THEY'VE TAKEN OVER MY OFFICE!!!" Aoi proclaimed. "THOSE BASTARDS!!! Come Great Moosie Moose and Greatositobear! We must take it back!"

Then Aoi, Osito and Moosie left to take their office back.

As soon as we walked in, we came face to face with Aburatsubo who made a beeline for Eric, who shuddered as the man rubbed against him.

"Well if it isn't Eric," he said in that seductive voice of his.

"Get offa me!" Eric yelled pushing Aburatsubo away and running for cover… that turned out to be several valley girls.

"IT'S LIKE GEOFF'S LIKE BROTHER!!!" They yelled and carried him off.

"This is getting out of hand," I mumbled and cursed oh so silently. "FUCK IT ALL TO FUCKING HELL!!!"

"Elise is yelling," Goten said quietly.

"I CAN'T TAKE… kawaii…. IT ANYMORE!!! GEOFF!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!"

Then the crowd separated and Geoff walked through.

"What do yas bees wanting yo?" He asked in annoyance that I stalled his party. "I'z startin' to think dat you're not cool enough to be in my posse, yo."

"I don't want to be in your stupid posse!!!"

"Ungrateful young ho."

I snapped.

"NEVER CALL ME A HO AGAIN!!!" I yelled, grabbed Akane's mallet seeing I couldn't make my own and hit him, the impact made him fly into low Earth orbit.

"That mad whack biatch hurt Grande Mastuh G Funk!!!" Piccolo shouted, pointing at me.

"Come on Gran' Mastuh Gigguh Funk, Gran' Mastuh Weiss! Let's kill her!" 'Grand Master Lilac' shouted.

"DIE!!!" The three yelled in unison and ran forward.

Then in a surprising, and unlikely, turn of events, Sonya of all people took out her lovely gun and began shooting at them, to which they (and all the rest) promptly turned and ran the other way.

"Holy shit man, you saved me…" I mumbled.

"Word, Sonya saved us all, yo," Goten said quietly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They've gotten to you too!" I screamed in horror and fell to my knees.

"What isyah talkin' about? Who gets me?" Goten asked confused.

"WHY DENDE!?! WHY!?!

"It just spreads…" Carrie said in awe.

"What are we going to do?" Gohan asked in horror.

I grabbed my water bottle and poured the cold water onto Ranma.

"How's that helping anything?" Sonya asked.

"GOD DAMMIT ELISE!!! I HATE YOU!!!" Ranma yelled at me.

"I hate Geoff too!" I exclaimed, and before Ranma could yell at me more, I kept exclaiming things. "And I'm going to stop him now and for once!"

"That makes no sense…" Carrie muttered.

"Rice Boy! You take care of Goten; don't let him get taken by the posse! Carrie, Akane and Ranma, you come with me to the office!"

"What about me?" Sonya asked.

"Oh I forgot you existed," I said, laughing absent-mindedly.

"Oh thanks… freak," Sonya said bitterly.

"You stay here with Gohan and Goten," I ordered.

"Why? And why are we taking orders from you?" She asked like the little snot she is.

"Because I'm the only one who's doing anything! And they must be stopped before they get anymore of my loves taken and brainwashed!!!" I yelled and ran off, Akane, Carrie and Ranma followed after me very reluctantly.

As soon as we got to the office we found Aoi, Osito and Moosie fighting off evil teenyboppers clad in skimpy 'gansta' clothing.

"DIE EVIL SCUM!!! NOBODY TAKES MY OFFICE AND LIVES!!" Aoi yelled wielding his knife. "What was that Osito?"

Then Aoi stopped moving, obviously in complete shock.

"What's wrong Aoi?" Akane asked.

"OSITO IS SPEAKING IN EBONICS!!!" And for the very first time in my life, I saw Aoi get pissed off. Not 'Aoi pissed off', really pissed off. "THIS IS WAR!!!"

Five seconds later we were standing knee deep in corpses.

"I'm going to be sick…" Ranma mumbled covering her mouth.

"Wimp…" Akane mumbled.

"Well now that the office is taken back, we should go find Geoff," Carrie suggested.

"What about Osito?" Aoi asked near tears.

"Uh… you take care of him while you hold up the office. Carrie and I are gonna go find Geoff," I told them and Carrie and I began to walk out.

"Why are you bringing me along?" Carrie asked as we exited the office.

I shrugged. "I dunno."

"Oh…"

"Why are you coming along?"

Carrie shrugged. "I dunno."

Before we could get any further and execute our plan (the other one got forgotten too come to think of it…), we heard Gohan's irate screaming.

Without a second thought Carrie was running down the hallway.

"Wait for me!" I called after her, not wanting to be left alone in the halls.

We got back to them and found Gohan curled up in a ball screaming, Sonya off in lala land and Goten tied up in a chair yelling in Ebonics. We couldn't understand him, and he wasn't going to translate himself, so he was rather ignored.

"Gohan what's wrong?" Carrie asked.

Shaking, Gohan pointed to the daydreaming yaoi fanatic.

"She… she's crazy… keeps hinting at yaoi… with everyone…. Can't take anymore… Piccolo isn't even man… Goten… brother damn… it…" He rambled on a bit more.

"Damn it Sonya, that's it. I've changed your mission," I decided. "Go and stop Geoff."

"Why?" She asked.

"Because I said so… and who knows, maybe something yaoi involved will happen. NOW GO!!!" She jumped up at the thought of yaoi and was gone.

"I'm changing my mission too," Carrie muttered and began comforting Gohan.

"Well I can't very well fight Geoff by myself."

"But you just sent Sonya you idiot."

"Oh yeah… forgot she existed again…"

"You peeps are mad whack yo! When Gran Mastuh G Funk be hearing o this, he be all like 'you bes mad whack ya'll' and then ain't nobody gonna save ya'll yo!"

I blinked at Goten.

"What?"

"Will you shut him up already?" Carrie said.

Suddenly Goten's pager (how'd he get a pager???) went off.

"YO GUY! That bees Gran Matuh G Funk yo! Hes be here soon and-"

Without further noticed, I managed to shut the boy up by kissing him, and then dragged him out of the building.

Carrie grabbed Gohan and she came after me.

"I hope Sonya accomplishes her mission," I stated dragging a still very shocked Goten behind me.

"I don't." Carrie stated clearly.

"Well aren't you companionate."

"At least I remember her existence!" Carrie defended herself.

"Whatever…" I mumbled and we started making a backup plan just in case (and we were sure she would) Sonya failed in her mission.