Juuban High - Day 58

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Well after that long ordeal with the wiggers and giggers, Carrie and I made sure Kuno went away for some time. We sent him a note saying the pigtailed girl would have a date with him in France or something... Akane was thankful.

Anyhoo, today was one of those school spirits days that Aoi thought up. I guess he wanted to cheer the place up after being brainwashed. I must say... I will never forgive him for this one.

"ELISE!!!!!!! Where are we going? Who are you gonna see? Why are we going there? OH! We're gonna see you're boyfriend aren't I!?! Ooooooo!!! Elise has a boyfriend! Elise has a boyfriend! Elise has a- CARRIE!!!!!!!!"

Yes, meet my little sister, Krista. She's 12.

Carrie attempted to run away, but Krista had already glomped her.

"Oh, hey Krista," she said sweat dropping.

"CARRIE!!! ELISE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!"

"Yeah... sure she does," Carrie said snickering under her breath.

"Shudap," I mumbled walking past them, and then I felt the ever so familiar tug on my wallet chain.

"Elise is here. Carrie, Elise is here," Caitlin mumbled. She was 3.

"Yes, I'm here," I mumbled attempting to take my chain away. "It never ends..."

"Carrie, why's Elise here?"

"Because we're going to school," Carrie said on her feet again, Krista clinging to her leg.

"Where's school? Carrie, where's school? Elise?"

"Carrie get it away!" I pleaded still trying to pry my chain away from her small grasp.

And then we saw them. Gohan and his... uh... sister, walking down the street. Suddenly Krista had dislodged herself from Carrie and was wrapped around Gohan's neck.

"ACK!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED!!!" Gohan screamed trying to pull her off.

"No, no, it's just my little sister," I muttered as I walked by, now carrying Caitlin.

"THERE ARE MORE OF YOU!?!"

"Who's that Gohan?" Carrie asked pointing to his sister.

"Goten."

"NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!" I yelled looking over the brooding cross-dressed Goten. "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY!?!"

I put Caitlin down and grabbed Goten protectively.

"OOOOO!!! ELISE HAS A BOYFRIEND! ELISE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!"

"You're dating!?!" Gohan yelled shocked. "That's disgusting!!!"

"Elise, where's Eric and Sonya?" Carrie asked as she pried Krista successfully off of Gohan.

"I dunno, probably there already..." I mumbled not caring.

We walked the rest of the way there peacefully, Caitlin taking the lead, excited about going to school. Krista walking in between us singing random songs and babbling on about her damn horse.

The first thing we saw was Youji standing by his locker in his boxers.

"AHHHHH!!! HE'S NAKED!!!" Krista yelled and threw a couple stones at him.

"OW!" Youji yelled.

"Um Youji... you do realize it's 'little sister day' right? Not 'pyjama day'?" I asked trying to keep my cool.

"Yeah I know, but unlike Gohan there, Aya and Ken didn't like the idea of putting a skirt on and Omi is still in the asylum, so I simply recycled an old day."

"Well, I have no real complaints..."

"OO!!! Elise has two boyfriends!!!" Krista ran up to Goten. "SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU!!!"

"She is?" Goten asked confused. "Elise is cheating on me."

"KAWAII!!!" I yelled and glomped him.

"EWWWWW!!!" Gohan and Krista yelled in unison.

Then Trunks and Bra came walking down the hall.

"Hey guy-" Trunks attempted to great us, but Krista had already glomped him.

"YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!" She yelled.

"AHHHH!!!" Trunks screamed. "CARRIE!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!"

In a swift movement Krista was lying on the floor.

"Down girl," she mumbled evilly.

Piccolo came around the corner then, people cowering in fear from him. Not us, just them.

"Carrie! It's Piccolo!" Caitlin yelled exited running over to him. "Carrie! He's green!"

"Why so he is..." Goten mumbled.

"KAWAII!!!"

"Look Carrie, he has a cape! It's white! Carrie it's white!" She yelled tugging on it excitedly.

"That's nice Caitlin..." Then Carrie turned her attention back to Bra. "Awww! She's so kawaii!"

"Aren't I cute?" Trunks asked desperately.

"Sure you are," Carrie said still looking at Bra.

"Why doesn't anyone pay attention to me?"

"Krista was paying attention to you," I mumbled absent-mindedly.

"Oh great..."

I then wandered off. I couldn't stand to see Goten in a dress; I had to find something else. Caitlin decided she would follow me.

"Elise, where are we going?"

"Nowhere."

"Elise, where are we going?"

"Didn't I answer this?"

Caitlin grabbed my chain.

"Elise, what's this?

"My chain."

She grabbed my necklace.

"What's this?"

"CARRIE!!! HELP ME!!!" I yelled not being able to do the whole little kid thing.

Carrie didn't come save me though, but I did find what I wanted.

I grabbed Goten, was gone for a couple minutes and then came back.

"Why is my brother in a kilt?" Gohan asked.

"Because they're sexy!"

"EWWW!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS!!!"

"I don't get it..." my sister mumbled confused.

"As you shouldn't," Youji mumbled patting her back.

"Who are you?"

"Uh..." Youji sweat dropped. "Youji. Hasn't your sister ever talked about me?"

"Youji? Um... no. I know about Goten, Vegeta, Tasuki, Nuriko, Duo, Dilandau-"

"Ok, ok, enough," Youji mumbled and wandered away.

"Now if only I could get Vegeta in a suit and Duo in the priest cloak..." I mumbled giddily.

Everyone looked at me with those twitching eyes look.

"Why don't you just get them naked?" Carrie asked ever so bluntly.

"Look man, you get them in and then you get them out."

"I don't get it!" Krista yelled and promptly began crying.

"ARG!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!" I yelled wanting to hit her... oh wait. No, no, hitting small children is bad.

"As fun as this all is, I'm gonna go home," Youji mumbled walking away.

"Sounds good to me," I mumbled grabbing Goten.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Gohan asked grabbing Goten away from my grasps.

Krista had to drag a whimpering sister home that night... or rather morning...