Juuban High - Day 60

Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Goku did not in fact eat either Sonya or Ranma. Sonya came home at about midnight, getting a drive with Geoff. She had been covered in ketchup and stuff complaining how she had to go in Geoff's trunk because she wasn't cool enough to sit in the car.

I felt for her, really I did. And right after I finished my T.V. program, I unlocked to door to let her in. Damn she was getting annoying... all that banging and yelling.

Carrie and I were walking to school when we caught up with Gohan and Goten.

"I see you've managed to wash the marker off," Carrie mumbled grinning.

"Not before my mom saw it," Gohan said, in a very angry voice.

We started laughing. Gohan just glared and started walking, the three of us following.

"You drew on me, and then I washed it off," Goten mumbled smiling, as I was tape measuring his back.

"Elise, what are you doing?" Carrie asked, the palm of her hand against her forehead.

"Measuring him, silly," I replied.

"Why... just tell me why?"

"For his wings."

"What...?" Carrie and Gohan asked in unison, eyebrows twitching and all.

"I don't have wings," Goten stated.

"Kawaii!"

"Wings?" Carrie asked.

"Did you know that 'Ten' means heaven?" I asked looking up at Carrie, both her and Gohan nodded. "Well, 'tenshi' means 'angel', 'angels' have wings. So I figured he should have 'em, my little angel... I could call him 'Gotenshi'."

"This is making me sick... I just had breakfast too," Gohan said holding his stomach.

"I say we run," Carrie mumbled backing up slowly.

"I'm an angel?" Goten asked.

"Kawaiiiii!"

I was gonna glomp Goten, but then Gohan grabbed him and Carrie and the two were soon gone. In my shock, Sonya and Eric caught up with me.

Finally arriving at school:

"FREAK!"

"HEINOUS BITCH!"

"IMPOSTOR!!!"

"WENCH OF HELL!!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!! SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!" I yelled hitting them with my bag. They shut up and then began fist fighting, Eric winning of course. I ignored them, they were being quiet, and it was all that mattered.

"You assholes left me!" I shouted as I sat beside Carrie.

"I didn't leave you," Youji said in his defense.

"And had you the chance?"

"What?"

"HA!!! I KNEW IT!!!" I crossed my arms turning around.

"...What?"

"It's ok... she just needs mental help," Carrie said patting his back.

And to make our mornings that much greater, a nice waker upper greeted us. First was that red head chick falling through the roof and then she fell through the floor. Through her hole climbed up Ravi.

"GOHAN! YOU BEES MAH MAD HYPE LOVE, YO!" He yelled, glomping Gohan.

"Wigger talk?" Carrie asked staring in horror.

"Um… how can he be a wigger if he's brown?" I asked confused.

"Then I guess he'd be-"

"Don't say it."

"You don't think by chance that when he was effected he never got turned back?" Youji asked.

"Maybe."

"Hey… where was he that whole time?" I asked confused.

"Most likely following Geoff around like a love sick puppy." Eric stated.

Then him and I stared at each other and shuddered.

"Poor Geoff…" We mumbled in unison.

"This bees like so hype yo guy!"

"SHUT HIM UP RICE BOY!!!" We all yelled at Gohan.

"Yo biotch! You bees-" Eric whacked Ravi with his magical frying pan of doom… hey… isn't that Chichi's?

"QUICK!!! KILL HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!!!" Eric yelled frantically.

"Freak!" Sonya yelled.

"HEINOUS BITCH!" Eric yelled and tackled her. Oh what a morning…

"What bees… going on… yo…?"

"Ravi stop talking like that!!!" Carrie yelled, her mallet ready.

"Yo, mad whack biatch, why I bees listening to you yo?"

"Because Gohan hates guys who talk like that," Youji said smiling.

Ravi froze.

"I'M SORRY MY DEAR BELOVED GOHAN!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!" He began to cry on my shoulder… why the hell is it always my shoulder he cries on???

"Youji," I muttered pointing to him. Youji smiled sadistically and got his string out.

Once he was disposed of and Sonya and Eric had fallen out of a window as a result of their fighting, we all settled down to… talk I guess. When Aoi came in happy as hell and hugging Osito.

"GUY! GUYS! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!!!" He said jumping up and down; oh he's so kawaii.

"Osito learned to fly?" I asked expressionless. Aoi paused for a moment.

"Yes, but that's not the big news!"

"Moosie is a member on the Russian Mafia?" Carrie asked.

"… There's even bigger news!"

"A fibreglass moose is part of the Mafia?" Gohan asked himself.

"Russian Mafia," Aoi corrected him.

"Akane hasn't hit Ranma with her mallet today?" Youji asked trying to find some other unbelievable thing.

"Of course she has… silly," Aoi mumbled grinning.

"Tasuki got eaten by a pack of rabid dogs while waiting for the bus?" Trunks asked.

"He better not have… Eric would be heartbroken…" I muttered.

"Who cares about It?"

"You guys are way off!" Aoi chimed in.

"Oh just tell us!" Gohan said getting annoyed with the game.

"We got a new science teacher! After you guys killed TPP-"

"Vegeta did that," Carrie corrected.

"-we've been out of a science teacher. Dilandau wouldn't take the job back, so we've been going through substitutes… Anyhoo! We found one!"

"Oh? Who?" I asked wondering what anime or manga character it could be this time.

"Mr. Ryuu!"

We gave him blank looks.

"You know… Kazuhiko Faye Ryuu."

"FROM CLOVER!?!" Carrie and I asked in unison.

"Whazaat?" Aoi looked at us confused.

"I wonder if Lan is here…" Carrie wondered, eyes glazing over.

"Hey… hey… wait a minute!" Trunks yelled.

"Forget Lan, what about Suu? She's so kawaii and cool!" I chimed in.

Everyone was giving blank looks. Even Aoi looked at us like we were crazy. Aoi for Dende's sake!

Then Kazuhiko and Suu (wings and all) came down the hall. Before anything could be said a flash of brown went by us, and then something, no someone was standing before us. Ravi.

An odd thought entered our mind. Was it possible that Ravi had actually fallen for a girl? Had he finally given up on Quatre, Gohan, Inu Yasha and all the other men he must have pursued for… Suu?

No.

"KAZUHIKO!" He screamed his eyes lighting up, Ravi glomped him.

"Oh Kami…" Everyone muttered, except Trunks of course.

"IT'S DENDE! DENDE!!!"

"AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Kazuhiko yelled, his arm transformed into a huge gun and Ravi was obliterated.

"This really has been some morning…" I muttered oh so silently.

"Is it still morning?" Carrie asked in awe.

"Well! My job is done here!" Aoi exclaimed.

"But you did nothing," Goten pointed out.

"Oh? But didn't I?" Aoi whispered and started to laugh like a madman, and then he grabbed Osito and jumped out the window.

"AOI!" Carrie and I yelled racing towards the window.

"Don't worry, Osito can-"

THUD.

"OH NO!!! OH NO!!!" We looked over the windowsill and saw Aoi lying on the ground. He opened his eyes and smiled at us.

"Hey, looks like Sonya broke my fall," sure enough as he stood up Sonya was crumpled up beneath him.

"Good thing Sonya was there," Carrie said smiling.

"Think she's dead?" I asked.

Carrie shrugged.

Aoi then picked up Sonya and Osito and went off to his office.

I decided to go home at that moment not wanting to see what would happen when Ravi got back from the dead…