Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell
"What are you doing?" Elise asked as she stood over me.
I was sitting in front of the lockers; Trunks, Youji, Goten and Gohan hadn't arrived yet. Eric was standing beside Elise, looking at me with the same curious expression.
"Making applications," I answered simply and went back to work.
"...Applications?" Elise blinked.
"Oo! For what? Can I apply?" Eric asked, looking very interested.
"Sure, when I'm done, and I'm making applications for my fan club," I grinned at them.
"Your FAN CLUB?" Elise almost fell over at the thought.
"Yep. Hey look, more people who will join!" I exclaimed, pointing at the rest of our little clan.
"She wants me to join something," Goten said.
"KAWAII!" Elise attacked Goten with hugs.
"Yes. You all have to join. Everyone in the school has to join!" I said, handing out the now finished applications.
"What are we joining anyway?" Gohan asked, staring at the sheet with that oh-so-cute confused look.
"My fan club. If you had been here earlier, you would have known," I told Gohan with a bit of a glare.
"Do I have to join?"
"You DEFINITLEY have to! Now come guys, help me hand them out!"
And so, we were off, me dragging everyone along as I stopped random people in the halls to give them the applications. How I managed to make so many? Easy, I stayed up all night making them! This just had to be perfect! Finally, my fans could support me how they always wanted to!
"You've lost your mind, haven't you Carrie?" Gohan asked, reading over the application.
"Lost it? I don't think she ever had it," Elise muttered.
"I heard that," I mumbled.
"You were supposed to," Elise shrugged, and then started reading parts of the application out loud. "Why are you joining this club? a) Because you know Carrie is the best and is practically god. b) Because you have nothing better to do. c) Because you know if you don't Carrie will get Trunks and Gohan after you and they are prone to snapping." She blinked and looked up. "You have far too much time on your hands."
"I know! Isn't it great?" I replied, still handing out the sheets of paper to everyone I came across.
Eric was frantically scribbling out his application and handed it in to me within minutes. "I'm the first member!" He said happily.
"Good, you can do me a favour. Take these," I handed him a stack, "and go hand them out. Give them to Tasuki and whoever else you like."
Eric's eyes lit up, "I'm on it!"
Elise stopped walking suddenly, and she appeared as though an idea had smacked her dead in the face.
"What is it, Elise?" I asked, turning to stare at her along with everyone else.
"We need to get Vegeta to join your fan club!"
"No, no, no, we don't. You don't need to be-"
But I cut Trunks off with a "GOOD IDEA!" And with that I ran off towards the math room, everyone else in tow. Elise was especially happy because it meant she could see her beloved Veggiechan once more, and Trunks was wondering why I actually listened to him.
"Hiya Veggie-honey," Elise said, coming in and sitting down on his desk.
"What do you brats want today? You aren't supposed to be here until the end of the day. It's not the end of the day. Get out." Vegeta said, not even looking up at us.
"But we just missed you oh so much! I couldn't bear the thought of waiting the whole day to see you! It was like torture!" Elise rambled on overdramatically.
"That's nice, insolent human. Did you not hear me the first time? Get out."
Elise looked like she was about to cry. "What did you say, Veggie-honey?"
"Did I stutter?" Vegeta asked, still not moving from his general royal-looking position.
"But we have something really, really important for you!" I said, putting a comforting arm around Elise.
"And what would that be?"
"This!" I handed him the application with a big grin on my face, while everyone else shook their heads at me in the background. I think they sensed what was coming.
Vegeta looked at it. He read the title. Then he lit a small ki blast off the tip of his finger and burned it to a crisp, the ashes falling on to his desk.
I blinked. My eyes filled up with tears, and I started wailing and sobbing in a way that put even Usagi to shame.
"OTOUSAN! HOW COULD YOU!" Trunks got into a battle position and pulled out his sword.
"Easy, with my ki," Vegeta shrugged.
"For making her cry, I CHALLENGE YOU!"
"Trunks, you don't have to... I'm okay now," I said, knowing he was going to get really, really hurt.
"No, no, no he has to! He has to defend your honour!" Elise said, grinning and nodding.
"You just want to see him get his ass handed to him," Youji said, pulling out the video camera.
"No, she wants to see Vegeta break a sweat," I said.
"He won't though, especially if he's just fighting a push over like Trunks," Elise pointed out.
"You sure, brat?" Vegeta said, standing up.
"Yes! Let's fight!" Trunks charged at Vegeta, but Vegeta moved out of the way and Trunks went crashing into the wall. "Stupid boy," Vegeta smirked. Elise cheered Vegeta on, I looked on with concern, and Youji videotaped. Gohan watched, but kept informing them they were going to break the school again if they didn't stop.
Trunks charged again, but Vegeta shot a ki blast at him and knocked him unconscious. "Now my classroom is a mess," Vegeta muttered, sitting down like nothing had happened. "Now are you brats going to get out?"
"Yes sir," we all said and I dragged Trunks out of there. Well wait, not all of us. Elise took her spot on the desk, "I'm going to be your 'personal assistant', okay Veggie-honey?"
I left before I could hear the answer. I really did not want to know anymore. "Well guys, what do we do now?"
"I'm going to find Aoi and give him this tape for eBay." Youji shrugged.
"I say we all go home," Gohan said.
And with that we went home. Well, actually I dragged Trunks to my house, and Gohan and Goten went home. We didn't hear from Elise all day so we have no idea what happened to her...