Juuban High - Day 63

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I appeared at school in a total daze, still high off last night. Which I know you're all dying to know about, but the night is a blur... I think I passed out from the fact that I was so close to Vince Carter. Either way, he was right there, and I was right there... and then... everything goes black. But he looked so hot... and everything was right with the world then... goes into a daze

Then, I snapped out of my daze, and remembered what I had to do! That's right, set up my fan club office and get things off the ground. "Elise! Just the person I want to see! Where is It?"

"Eric? He's in the caf." She looked at me confused. "Waaaaait, why do you care where Eric is?"

"I need him to help with my Fan Club... he gets to help me sort applications and hand out jobs for my members," I said excitedly.

"Jobs?" Elise blinked.

"Jobs?" Trunks asked, coming up behind us with the rest of our crew.

"Yes, you can have one too if you like! You're my security guard!" I said and quickly drew up a "Carrie's Personal Security" badge and stuck it on Trunks' jacket. "And Gohan! You can be my... Ninja!"

"Your Ninja? Do I look like a Ninja to you?" Gohan asked, staring at me like I was insane, which I might have been, but oh well.

"Gohan's a Ninja," Goten grinned.

"Kawaii!"

"No, but you are now. Everyone needs a Ninja!" I drew up another badge that read "Carrie's Ninja" and stuck it on his shirt. "You know, this would work so much better if you were walking around in the black spandex from the Great Saiyaman outfit..." I commented. "After all, you look so good in it. You ever planning on showing up in just that?"

"Don't bet on it," Gohan said, staring at the badge with almost a look of disdain on his face.

"Hey! Don't look at the badge like that! It's not like Elise made it - no offence, Elise!" I said, offended at the way he was treating the badge. My hard work (the whole ten seconds it took to make it) went into that and he didn't even appreciate it!

"Good point," Gohan shrugged. "But I'm not a Ninja."

"You are now, dammit."

Eric showed up at that point.

"ERIC! Just the thing I was looking for!"

"You were looking for me?" Eric stopped dead in his tracks. I guess he just wasn't used to such a positive reaction; after all, he is usually met with ki blasts and insults.

"Yes, come, to my office, you have work to do! In fact, all of you do!" I said.

"What are we getting ourselves into this time?" Youji asked, shaking his head.

"Carrie's crazy," Goten added.

"Kawaii!"

"Youji! You can use those suction cup thingies and be… my personal superhero!"

"You don't think you have enough 'personal' things around?" Youji said.

"No, everyone needs a superhero. I want a Wolverine, a Gambit, an Iceman, and a Spiderman myself, but I'll take what I can get for the moment." I shrugged, writing down details of what I needed on my trusty paper that I stole from Elise's supplies.

"Gee, thanks," Youji muttered.

"And Eric... get some random people who joined to bow down to me as I walk into the school." I said, a light bulb clicking on over my head as the idea came to me.

"Done!" Eric said and ran off.

"People to BOW DOWN to you?" Elise said in total and utter shock.

"Of course. And I need people to plant flowers after every step I take and I need people to kiss the ground I walk on..."

"You're not Buddha," Gohan pointed out.

"I'm not trying to be... I just should be worshipped for what I am," I said.

Everyone face faulted.

"You know Carrie, I think you need help," Youji said.

"Eh, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think I'm fine... now what other jobs can I have people do..." I started thinking about it while everyone just sweatdropped.

"Ah I know... " and I left the room without telling anyone and returned with Aoi, Osito and Moosie.

"Seriously Carrie, do you have any ideas how much signed spoons go for?" Aoi said.

"No idea, why?"

"Let's just say it's a LOT of money! So sign this spoon!" He said, waving the spoon around in the air.

"I present to you... my official Memorabilia on eBay seller!" I grinned, signing the spoon for Aoi. "Here ya go!"

"All right! I'm gonna be rich! Well, richer than I already am! Rich!" And with that, he danced out of the room with Osito and Moosie. They were wearing "Carrie Fan Club" T-Shirts that were sewn and drawn on respectively.

Suddenly, another idea hit me. "Oh, Youji..." I said in a singsong voice, an evil grin on my face.

He stared at me blankly. I think, it was hard to tell behind the sunglasses, but I'm sure it was a blank stare.

"I'll take that as a 'yes, Carrie?'. Anyway, you wouldn't happen to have one of those pictures of Elise and Vegeta on you would you?"

Youji held it out, "Always do. Why?"

"I need it, thanks!" I said, grabbing it from him and running out of the room a flash of blonde and blue.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE VEGETA WITHOUT ME, CARRIE! After all, I am Vegeta's Personal Assistant! echo-y voice".

"Fine, then come!" I called behind me and ran through the crowded halls of the school and into the math room.

"Again, you insolent brats are here hours in advance. Out." Vegeta said, not raising his head.

"No, no, no this is REALLLLLY important!" I pleaded with him.

"Out."

"I have something I need you to do," I said, making the puppy-dog face.

Of course, it didn't work on him. "Out."

"I need you to threaten the people in the school who aren't in my fan club to join my fan club," I told him.

"Out."

"You're so talkative and articulate today, Veggiehead. Now, remember this?" I whipped out the picture. "Didn't think you'd see this again, did ya? That's what I thought. Remember, I know where you live and can easily go pay a nice, heart-warming visit to Bulma today. Now what were you going to do for me?"

"I hate you." Vegeta said simply and got up and left to do my bidding.

"That ruled," I commented, very pleased with myself. The effect I have over the Briefs family… why, it's astounding sometimes...

"Oh no! I need to schedule this in Vegeta's appointment book!" Elise sat down on his desk and started sifting through her briefcase, looking for his appointment book, which was really just Elise's school planner.

"Hey, isn't that my briefcase?" Inu Yasha asked, poking his head in the math room door. "And isn't that my pen? And my ruler?"

"Of course not Inu-chan! What would make you think such a thing?" Elise laughed nervously.

Inu Yasha looked at her suspiciously, and left, muttering something about humans and how he dislikes them, but moments later a frantic Ravi ran into the room.

"You guys! Have you seen my lover's office? He has lost it and I need to help him so I can get on his good side and he will fall in love with me!"

"You mean Inu Yasha's stuff, Ravi?" Elise asked. "Haven't seen it," she shrugged.

"OH NO! I AM DOOMED! DOOMED TO DIE ALONE AND WITHOUT MY LOVE BY MY SIDE!" Then, he did his usual thing. He started crying uncontrollably onto Elise's shoulder.

"Oh god, get it off," Elise said, pushing him away.

Ravi was still wailing as Elise shoved him to the floor and cleaned up Inu Yasha's supplies. Judging by the amount, I would say he has a stock in Business Depot, but I dunno. Maybe he stole it from Kagome.

"Hey, Carrie, what are you going to use for your 'fan club headquarters'?" Elise asked.

"Oh, I'm glad you asked! Aoi's office is being transformed into the headquarters! He's even started collecting memorabilia of me - like the spoons for example. He might even sell Trunks!"

"SOMEONE'S GOING TO SELL ME!" Trunks screamed, coming into the room.

"Well yea, not only are you my bodyguard, but you're my boyfriend! Do you have any idea how much money could be made off of you? And you too, Gohan! I gave you your first kiss AND you're my Ninja."

"I'M NOT A NINJA!" Gohan screamed.

"Rice Boy's snapping again," Elise commented, not looking up from the "appointment book", where she was doodling little pictures of her and Vegeta going on dates together.

"Thank you, Sidekick Obvious," I commented sarcastically.

"She's my sidekick!"

"Kawaii!"

Suddenly, there was a whole crowd of people at the math room door. They were holding signs for me and holding up pictures, they were all my fans! And, they were in my club! I felt so loved! So appreciated! Then, I saw Vegeta floating above everyone, the ever-present scowl on his face. He looked just a bit more annoyed than usual, though.

"Happy now, human?" Vegeta asked, flying over the crowd. "Now, get out."

I went over to my adoring fans and started signing autographs and taking pictures, but the rest of my friends left me. When I was finished, I was alone in the school. Even Trunks left me! "Guys? Guys? Fuck it!" Humph! See if I talk to them tomorrow...