The Elementary Rules of Being a Dark Lady
Numero Uno, It's all about the Attitude!
I mean you got to strut your stuff. Show'em who you are and if they don't like it have one of you countless minions evicerate them. Your attitude is the key factor in the defining line between idiotic bimbo and Dark Lady. And I do mean Lady. NO not those sissy fainting kidnapped by dragons rescued by noble knight happy ending weak will nimbby wimps. I'm talking Dark Lady. Dark you know? Dark Lady? Befriends the dragons makes the noble knight her willing slave takes over the Kingdom and rules for all eternity! You know what I'm talking about. If you don't then your reading the wrong guide line please leave and go to the Happily Ever After Oh I Broke A Nail (Or how to be a weak willed wimp who lets everyone walk all over you) Guideline.
Whoo. Now that the fainting fannys have left lets continue shall we. First and formost: It's all about The Name.
Let's face it every Dark Lord has been awful when picking names. They are so horrible. I mean Gwinderwald, Voldemort. Come on! Now Dark Lady's we fot it good with such names like for instance Morgana. Now there was a good Dark Lady. So pick a good name. Something elegent, mystical, butiful frightful, nothing plain or stupid sounding. Shakespere wrote that famouse line 'What's in a name a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.' Well hun a rose named 'shit' ain't gonna be smelled in the first place. And if a Dark Lady has some stupid name like Daffidil ain't nobody gonna take you seriouse. So there!