M-

What ever you do

DON'T

Say the "M" word

The "A" word is fine

"O" is ok

If you say the "M" word

You'll find yourself

Hanging upside down

With your head being

Banged off the floor

The "A" word is fine

"O" is ok

But whatever you do

DON'T

Say "monkey"

Oh Shit!