Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel, aka Queen Mab 319

Disclaimer: I own no one other than Keeley, Krista, and Taylor. They are the products of my imagination and may not be used without permission. Everyone else belongs to his or her self and the WWE.

Summary: Refer to Chapter One.

Pairings: Lita/Edge, Triple H/Stephanie, Keeley, Krista, Taylor/

Have any guesses?

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Chapter Three

The quintet of wrestlers and guests was just about to enter the arena, John having held the door and now the last person was entering, which happened to be Keeley. The pair shared a look, but before either one could say a word a voice was heard from a few feet behind Keeley.

"Miss Lawler! Miss Lawler! Wait. Oh my God it is you! I can't believe it."

Keeley cringed as she heard the voice. No it couldn't be, could it? Would god be that cruel?

Cena looked at the young woman and raised an eyebrow then looked behind her to see a kid in his late teens practically sprinting across the parking lot towards them. The kid was built like a football line backer and had shaggy blonde hair. He also had an excited grin on his face at finding what must be his teacher attending the same event he was.

Cena looked back at Keeley as the boy neared and saw the look of horror on her face, then the pair shared a look as she turned and pasted a smile on her face.

"Hello Tyler. How are you? I didn't know you were attending this show. Shouldn't you be a home writing that ten page research paper on Gettysburg that is due tomorrow?"

The boy smiled as he finally caught up to Keeley. He appeared out of breathe so it took him a few minutes to finally speak. During which time John noticed the young man checking his teacher out, who was dressed in a pair of sung blue jeans, tennis shoes, and a red long sleeve shirt that was kind of sung around her breasts. John's eyes narrowed as he saw how long the kid's eyes lingered.

Finally after John cleared his throat and the kid looked at him he finally spoke.

"Oh yeah umm I did it already and these were a birthday gift from my dad. I must say Miss Lawler I never expected to see you at one of these things. I mean in class you're always taking away my magazines and stuff." The boy trailed off as John began to stare at him. The boy tried to stare back but eventually looked away.

Keeley rolled her eyes.

"Yes, Tyler I actually came to this for my sister. It was her birthday present. Umm if you'll excuse us," she said turning from looking at Tyler and looking to John, "I think they may have left with out us. So we better hurry up and catch up."

John nodded his head in agreement. He didn't like this punk kid for some reason and was more than happy to leave him behind. As John entered behind Keeley though putting a hand on the small of her back to direct her, he felt a hand on his shoulder. Cena turned to see, Tyler standing beside him. He kid was pretty tall, John would guess about six foot even.

John raised an eyebrow. "Can I help ya?"

The boy looked at John as though he were a dog about to defend his territory. John wanted to laugh in the kid's face. If he actually thought he could take the WWE champion then the kid had delusional problems.

The kid smiled. "Actually yeah. Umm I am supposed to be allowed to tour the backstage as well." He held up his pass looking smugly at Cena.

"Well good for you, but I ain't supposed to give yo' ass a tour. Now if you will excuse us, we got places to be."

Cena turned to walk down the hallway taking a hold of Keeley's hand now and practically dragging her, but was stopped when he felt her become dead weight.

John stopped and looked down at the young woman.

"Yeah? What's wrong woman, ya forget your purse or somethin'?"

"No we can't just leave Tyler alone. He is a teenaged boy and will only get himself in trouble. I think you should allow him to tour the backstage with us."

John looked like he wanted to murder someone, but who he wasn't sure.

He took a deep breathe and inside admitted she was right. If the kid caused trouble and it got back to Bisch that he had seen the kid then well he was sure he'd somehow be blamed.

"Fine have it your way."

John turned and yelled, "Hey kid, get over here if you are gonna see any of the backstage before the show."

Tyler smiled; he knew his teacher would be unable to resist him. Now all he had to do was get her alone. His birthday just got better. He ran to catch up to the pair coming to stop on the other side of Keeley.

"Thanks. I really probably would have gotten lost or something. Hey this way Miss Lawler you can keep an eye on me!"

Keeley plastered a fake smile on her face then looked at Cena.

"We'll shall we? I am sure my sisters are around here somewhere."

With that the threesome, John on one side, still holding Keeley's hand rather possessively. Keeley was in the center, followed by Tyler. The threesome went quickly off down the hallway in search of Randy, Krista, and Taylor.

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Meanwhile….

Upon entering the arena Randy had found himself sandwiched in between Taylor who had entered first and Krista. They hadn't waited for John and Keeley, believing that they were behind them. It was several minutes before they noticed that the pair was absent.

Krista suddenly stopped as she noticed the absence.

Her stopping caused Randy to stop and finally Taylor.

"Guys where are John and Keeley?"

"Umm they decided to go kill each other?"

Randy got a look from Krista.

"Sorry maybe they decided to go another way. Why don't we just go ahead and continue with the tour so Taylor here can get some good use out of her birthday present before the show starts. I mean it's already almost five thirty and well the superstars have to be ready for the show by six thirty. Don't worry about them. I am sure your sister is a big girl and John's cool. He won't let anything happen to her. Okay?"

Krista nodded; Randy had made good points.

Taylor didn't really care. Sure John would have been fun to flirt with but she still had Randy. At that thought she gave the 6'4 third generation superstar a smile, which he reluctantly returned as he was kind of fearful of the look in her eyes.

He cleared his throat. Then spoke, "So ladies who would you like to meet first?"

He looked at both girls expectantly, but before either could speak a voice was heard coming down the hallway towards them.

The voice was Smackdown! Superstar Matt Hardy. He was talking on his cell phone.

"Well Lori, just get over it. I don't care what you think! I am a professional wrestler. You're nothing without me!"

Randy rolled his eyes. People called him arrogant and cocky, but he had quickly learned he no where neared the level of Matt Hardy.

Matt was just about to walk by them all when Randy could see his eyes growing large. He quickly hung up the phone with an absent-minded "love you" and closed the cell phone.

He came to stop in front of the threesome.

"Well well what have we here? Orton you finally got some taste man. These are two very fine female specimens. I must say it's a pleasure for you two ladies to get to meet such a wonderful wrestler as myself. I'm sorry. Ladies I am Matt Hardy. But I'm sure you both knew that!"

He looked from the taller young woman on Randy's left to the shorter one on his right. Both seemed unimpressed with him.

Taylor was the first to speak.

"Wow. You're Matt Hardy; the cry baby who can't take the fact his girl doesn't want him anymore. Well I am sorry, but dude you gained weight and it wasn't muscle. You look horrible. So no wonder Lita left you for someone better!"

Matt looks offended. He takes a few steps toward Taylor.

"Why you little…"

He is interrupted by Krista.

"Excuse me Matt, I'll be nice. I am Krista Lawler and this is my lovely sister Taylor. It's her birthday. My other sister Keeley and I brought her here to celebrate. And I must say I was enjoying myself until you decided to bother us with your presence. You are annoying and well like Tay said a big cry baby. So if you know what's good for you, you'll move along and leave us the hell alone!"

Hardy looks shocked that anyone would speak to him in such a manner.

Randy has a huge smirk on his face.

"You know Hardy both ladies are right. You're nothing but a whiney second rate jobber! You no longer even qualify as a mid-carder in the WWE! So why don't you move on and find some other ring rats to bother. I have to show these to lovely ladies around."

Matt stands there for a few more minutes before continuing down the hallway muttering about three generation pussies and bitchy fans.

Randy smiles thankful that he is gone.

"Now ladies shall we continue?"

Alright…What did y'all think and who do you see hooking up with who?