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A/N: Thanks to those that reviewed, I appreciate it! Sorry it took so long to get this chapter up, I thought I would have more time over Christmas Break than I did to work on it, but here it is! When we last left our two sets of heroes they had just collided as Kelso'svan dropped onto the grounds of Shiz university:


Chapter 2: Down at the Ozdust

" Point Place?" Nessa repeated after Hyde, and then turned to Elphaba, "That's not in Oz is it?"

"Point Place is in Wisconsin." Kelso said, "That's where we came from to answer the GUY WHO IS SNOOPING AROUND MY VAN!" Kelso quickly ran over and grabbed Fiyero.

"What did he call that thing?" Avaric asked.

"It's a van." Donna rolled her eyes, "He's very proud of himself for having it, when really his uncle just gave it to him for free, so really he didn't do anything to get it."

"Well, I think that we should show them around!" Elphaba smiled, she knew what these strange visitors coming meant, they didn't have to go to the Ozdust.

"Yes," Galinda agreed, catching Elphaba's drift, "We should show them around. I think the first place we should show them, is the Ozdust ballroom." She smiled intently at her friend

Hyde cut in, "Whoa, whoa, The Ozdust ballroom? That sounds a hell of a lot like a disco. Is it a disco?"

"Oh oh!" Fez was excited "I hope it is a disco. I mean, disco sucks!" He added as his friends stared at him.

"What's a disco?" Galinda whispered to Boq.

"I don't know." He answered her, "But it doesn't sound good, and that Fez guy seems really strange, so if he likes it, it can't be good."

"I assure you that the Ozdust ballroom is not a disco." Fiyero and Kelso had now rejoined the group, "Whatever that is."


"So let me get this straight," Elphaba was sitting at a table at the Ozdust with Nessa and Donna, "You were in your, what did you call it?"

"Van." Donna reminded her. She liked Elphaba, so far, more than the others. Although Boq reminded her of someone.

"Right, your 'van'" Elphaba held up her hands and formed air quotes around the word. "And then you saw a tornado, and the next thing you know, you were here?"

"That's right, and now we don't know how to get back." Donna looked around for her friends. Eric was standing next to Boq uncomfortably in a corner. Poor Eric, she thought, if we were going to somehow get sucked into a fantasy world, why couldn't it be Star Wars. Hyde was sleeping in a chair on the other side of the ballroom. Kelso was running around trying to find Jackie something to drink. In the meantime, Jackie was standing with Galinda, they were pointing and giggling, whispering in each other's ears. Donna was used to this behavior from Jackie, and having talked, however briefly to Galinda, wasn't surprised that she also took part in it. And Fez was out on the dance floor, harassing some poor girl who probably came hoping to meet a guy like Fiyero. Donna suddenly realized that she hadn't seen Fiyero or Avaric.

"Eric said something about The Wizard." Nessa said to Donna, "How, if you've never been to Oz, do you know about the Wizard?"

"Well, see," Donna was trying to think of a way to explain their knowledge of Oz without freaking them out, "We've never been to Oz, but we have heard of it." She thought that was sufficient.

"Alright, so I guess our next move is to try to get you back to Wisconsin." Elphaba said. "I can't think of how we could do it."


"So, where did you say you're from again?" Fiyero walked up and took a seat next Hyde, who was half asleep.

"Point Place, Wisconsin." Hyde answered, "Dude, can I ask you a question?" Fiyero shrugged, "Are we really in Oz? Like it's a real place?"

"Yeah, why do you all react like that?" Fiyero asked

"See, there's this movie," Hyde started to explain, but he saw the confused look on Fiyero's face, "You know what, never mind. I don't care that much anyway."

"Alright, well, I didn't care much either, I was just asking because I know Galinda would ask me later."

"Cool. Hey, is there anything to drink here?"


"So Boq," Eric looked awkwardly at the munchkin boy standing next to him. "You're with Nessa right?"

"Yea," but Eric noticed that Boq wasn't looking at Nessa.

"So like, do you do anything? Or does the chair get in the way?" Eric had a feeling it did, and he wasn't entirely opposed to being around someone else who couldn't do anything with his girlfriend either.

"We don't do anything," Boq answered, "But it has nothing to do with the chair." He rolled his eyes, "Miss sanctimonious perfect unionist would never defile herself in that way."

"Unionist?" Eric asked confused.

"Unionism is this super strict religion," Boq explained, "Most people here follow it, but Nessa," he shook his head, "She's practically a fanatic. What about you and Donna?"

"Well," Eric answered, "I want to. And Donna claims that she wants to, but she wants it to be special, so, um, we have to wait. It sucks man."

"Yeah, but to tell you the truth, I don't really want to, not with Nessa."

"Really? I mean, she's like beautiful! Really beautiful."

"Yea, but there's, well, someone else." Boq shook his head, "Look I don't really know you, and I'm really awkward about this kind of thing."

"Oh my god! Me too!" Eric got excited, "Hey, tell me; what do you know about comic books?"


"Here Jackie, I brought you a drink," Kelso headed over to Jackie and Galinda.

"Michael, go away, we're having girl talk!" She burst into a giggle fit and was quickly joined in her hysterics by Galinda.

"Well, fine! It seems like everyone is making new friends but me!" He walked off and leaned against the wall, "I would have thought that Oz was so much cooler than this."

"Hey," Avaric came over and stood next to Kelso, "Michael right?"

"Yea, Kelso, is what most people call me." He answered still pouting from Jackie's rejection.

"You looked bored."

"I am bored."

"Wanna get out of here?" Avaric had a feeling that Kelso would go with him to The Philosophy Club.

"Whoa," Kelso put his hands up and stepped back, "Look, um, I forget your name."

"Avaric"

"Right, well, look, I'm sure you're really nice and all, and I know, I'm ridiculously good looking, and irresitable, but I'm not like that." He was pretty sure he has gotten his point across.

"What?" Avaric looked at him with his eyes wide, "No! That's not what I meant! It's just that there's this new place, called The Philosophy Club that I really want to go to. None of the others do, and I thought that you might."

"Is it like here?" Kelso looked around the Ozdust, showing his distaste with it.

"I don't think so. It's really into the Pleasure Faith." Avaric explained.

"The what?"

"Ok, look, there will probably be a Kumbric witch dance."

"A what?"

"A woman, who claims to be doing magic, dances around, in almost nothing, sometimes nothing." Avaric realized that these strangers didn't really know much about Oz at all.

"So like a stripper?" Kelso questioned.

"If that's what you call something like that," Avaric answered, "then yes."

"Alright! Let's go!" Kelso exclaimed, "Only we'll get Fez first, he'll enjoy this!"


"So how's the shopping here?" Jackie asked Galinda, "I mean, you're clothes are fantastic! I would love to get some."

"You really like this?" Galinda giggles, pulling at the skirt of her sparkly pink party dress, "It's really nothing, and just something I had lying around. You're clothes are, well, interesting." She liked Jackie, but she couldn't bring herself to say that the group of strangers' clothes were horribly ugly, "I could take you shopping tomorrow! Oh, it would be so fun! Do you think Donna would like to come too?"

Jackie couldn't help but laugh, "Donna? Shopping? No, she won't want to come."

"Oh," Galinda nodded her head, "Then she's like Elphie that way."

"Probably," Jackie shrugged, "Where's Michael, I want to dance?"


After Kelso and Avaric had gotten Fez off of the dance floor, he headed over to the table where Donna, Elphaba and Nessa had been sitting, before heading out of The Ozdust, because he had left his jacket. However Donna and Elphaba had gone to get drinks, and Nessa was sitting by herself.

"Hello," Fez said awkwardly, unsure how to react to the beautiful girl sitting in the chair in front of him, "You're Nessarose right?"

"Yes," she answered, "Donna told me about you, you're Fez." He nodded, he didn't know why he couldn't really talk, it was probably because she was so beautiful. "Are you leaving?"

"Yes," he smiled, finally finding his voice, "Avaric, Kelso and I are going to the Philosphy Club." He explained.

"You're going there?" Nessa whispered severely, "I'll pray for you then."

Fez looked at her oddly, "Alright, well, I will see you later then." And he walked away from the table towards Kelso and Avaric, glancing back at the table a few times, Nessa kept her eyes down mostly, only occasionally looking up at the stranger.


Well, so that's chapter two...I hope you like it. The pairings that I introduced here are basically the ones that well stay throughout the story, they'll hang out the most. Anyway, reviews please, next chapter coming hopefully sooner than this one!