Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Disclaimer: Read previous chapters; I own Taylor, Krista, and Keeley.

Summary: Read previous chapters.

Pairings: Currently my muse says John/Keeley/Randy/Krista, mentions of Hunter/Stephanie and Edge/Lita.

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Chapter Five

Keeley fell backwards to the arena floor with a loud thud. The four people around her did nothing for a few seconds because all were in shock from the young woman's collapse. Cena was the first to actually react. He quickly knelt down beside the young woman to check and see if she had hit her head hard enough to cause blood to appear. It seemed as though she were okay. He then checked her pulse which was steady. He could see no reason for her to suddenly collapse, but if he'd been in her situation he probably would have done the same thing. That kid was getting on his nerves. Just as John had this thought, the kid, Tyler knelt down as well and moved to lean over Keeley as though he'd have any clue what was going on.

"What she passed out from shock that someone would date her? John your charity work is admirable, but I would think you could find a better organization than to go on a pity date."

Cena looked up and shot a threatening look at Stephanie causing her to shut up.

Triple H though took this opportunity to speak.

"Yeah Cena. I mean what are you doing showing around a woman and her umm what is it sixteen year old lover? Isn't that a felony?"

Tyler looked up at Hunter about to say something when he received a threatening look from the Game that shut him up. John may not like Hunter but he could almost swap spit with the ugly Bozo impersonator for getting the kid to shut up.

Before anyone could say anything though John decided to take action. He quickly looked at Stephanie.

"No Mrs. Billion Dollar Bitch, this kid is not datin' Keeley. He's supposed t' tour the backstage arena with someone. As was Keeley. Hmm I wonder if there might be a liability issue here. My opinion she could easily sue the WWE and win! But whateva'. Moving on…I was supposed t' show Miss Lawler around and we got suckered into showin' the kid around. Now if ya could be kind for once in your life Steph, why don't'cha show the punk around and I'll take Keeley here t' th' trainers."

John didn't wait for a reply just looked over at the kid, who was still leaning over Keeley as though he were giving her a physical examination. Before the kid could say anything John spoke to him.

"Hey kid…go with Stephanie and Hunter. They'll continue your tour. I am taking Keeley to the trainers. Now go!"

John added the last part when it looked like the kid was going to protest. But at John's tone of voice he quickly scampered up and over to Hunter and Stephanie.

Stephanie looked like she wanted to protest but John had hit home with the possibility for a law suit.

The kid looked happy at going around backstage with Hunter, so John knew that would keep the little piss ant occupied. John watched all three walk off down the hallway. He could hear the kid start to tell his life story to Hunter and Stephanie and he couldn't help but smile. He was about to pick Keeley up when she suddenly opened her eyes.

She looked around then opened her mouth to speak.

"Are they gone?"

"What?"

"Tyler and those two annoying people, are they gone?"

"Yeah. So wha' you faked faintin'? Damn girl, you surprised me. I didn't think ya had it in ya."

"Yeah well I wasn't really in the mood for a cat fight. I have had enough of that today between sisters and myself. And what better way to get rid of Tyler?"

She said as she moved to a sitting up position. She was about to get up when she grabbed the back of her head. John moved forward to put his hand where hers was. He felt around for a minute then shook his head.

"Yeah well your plan caused ya t' have a nasty bump on your head. Come on, we're gonna go pay a visit to th' trainers."

Keeley looked as though she wanted to protest but a look from John shut her up. Keeley made to get herself up off the floor, but she gave a yelp of surprise when she was suddenly lifted into the wrestler's strong arms. She brought her arms up and put them around his neck out of fear of him dropping her. John smiled down at her.

"I ain't plannin' on dropping ya. You don' hav' t' hang on so tight. But doesn't botha' me."

Keeley looked up at him with a stern look in her eyes, which he was sure was one she gave her students. He just smiled back at her as he made his ways easily through the hallways.

"I could walk you know. You don't have to carry me. I mean yeah you are an overgrown ape, but I thought you at least had some manners. You could have asked me if I wanted to be carried instead of barging ahead and doing it."

He just continued to smile as he finally made his way to the trainer's office.

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After the outbursts by both Krista and Taylor, Randy felt it was about time to either try and find John and Keeley or the girls' uncle, the one, the only, Jerry "The King" Lawler. They had all been walking quiet through the backstage, kind of avoiding each other's gazes. Taylor was still fuming over Krista slapping her, or that is what Randy thought. And Krista he couldn't even begin to think what was wrong with her, but he certainly thought Taylor was right in saying she was an awful lot like their oldest sister Keeley. The threesome continued on in silence until they rounded a corner and saw….