Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Summary: Read previous chapters.

Disclaimer: I only own the OCs.

Pairings: Read and see.

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Chapter Seven

Previously: "Ya know woman ya keep doin' that and I might jus' have to find a different use for your tongue."

He smiled when she blushed yet again. Keeley was thankful that the trainer returned then. She took the pills from him then made to get off the bed only to be aided by John.

"I can take care of myself. I don't need your help."

"I know I jus' wanted to be nice. Now what do ya say we gather the herd and go find ya uncle?"

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John smiled down at the young woman who looked up at him and opened her mouth about to speak when they heard a very distinct voice.

"I don't care that I have to announce. Right now I just want to find my nieces and make sure that thug hasn't attempted to murder my niece! I knew I shouldn't have allowed him to be anywhere near them. All he is is a..a…hip hop thug! Bischoff is right about him he doesn't deserve to be the WWE Champion!"

The unmistakable sounds of Jerry Lawler could be heard just outside the trainer's room.

John and Keeley shared a look as the comments King was making about John were echoing allover the room. Randy and Krista shared a look as well. The King's voice had interrupted their conversation about what Krista called the brewing World War Three in her family. Taylor had long since forgotten everyone and everything when she had begun to talk to Rey Mysterio. The things she was talking to him about well she didn't want anyone to know about them yet, but the pair were discussing Taylor's career aspirations. At King's words about John, Randy looked over at him and winked at the WWE Champion mouthing…"That's right…you are nothing but a thug! I am so coming after your title!" John just rolled his eyes, and tried to think of a way he could further piss King off for insulting him. John didn't care that he was doing it in what he must think was love of his nieces.

John thought quickly as he could hear the King's footsteps getting closer and closer. He down at Keeley who was standing at his shoulder and a light bulb went off in his head.

"Keeley do you trust me?"

"Not really. You did cause…"

But Keeley's words were cut off and the WWE Champion and the Doctor of Thuganomic's lips came crashing down on the shocked young woman's lips. In fact Keeley was so shocked her mouth was wide open allowing John to take advantage by pushing his tongue rather aggressively into her mouth.

There was a collective grasp from several people in the training room, including a few whistles from Rey as he had looked up at just the moment when John interrupted the young woman, who Rey had learned was Taylor's oldest half sister. Taylor let out a shocked grasp, why was it her uptight sister got all the luck? Krista couldn't believe that Keeley hadn't wretched herself from wrestler's grasp yet and slapped him. Randy though felt he wouldn't mind being in John's place at the moment because as he thought about it Keeley might come across as an uptight shrew but damn what she must be like in bed!

Keeley had at first been shocked by John kissing her and had seriously considered slapping the young champion across the face when he had invaded her mouth. Of course that was when she still had the ability to think. After about thirty seconds Keeley gave up all thoughts of pulling away and gave into the sensations of kissing a hot guy. After several more seconds Keeley felt herself being pulled into John's arms and his arms coming to wrap around her. Her arms came up to wrap around the Chain Gang Leader's neck. She was about to deepen the kiss further when she heard a voice behind her.

"What the hell? You get your hands off of her! I can't believe what I am seeing! I come to look for my nieces and find one of them being mauled by Vanilla Ice. Get your hands off my niece!" Came the voice of Jerry Lawler who had just entered the trainer's room to come find his niece. He had been worried about her after hearing from Stephanie McMahon she had taken a nasty fall in the hallway.

As King spoke the hazy fog over Keeley's mind lifted and she pulled back from Cena. She looked into his eyes and saw that he had been enjoying the kiss, but she also saw something else. He had planned this!

John had a look of confusion as Keeley pulled back from his arms and stepped back. John didn't want her to pull back, his arms actually felt empty with out her there. He decided to put that emotion away for later. He reached out for Keeley, not caring that her uncle was now in the room or that every set of eyes in the room were on them both. He was once again reaching for Keeley when his face was suddenly snapped to the right by the force of Keeley's right hand connected with his left cheek. The West Newbury native was confused. Hadn't she just returned his kiss? John brought his hand up to touch his stinging cheek and found himself looking into the fiery brown eyes of Keeley that had turned black with emotion.

"I should have known you were using me! You know what now I have an answer for you Cena as to why I don't like you! All you have done is antagonize me and you just met me. So I'd say I hate you for your attitude. You think that all women should fall at your feet! You're worse than Randy! At least he shows what he is from the beginning. You keep it hidden. So you know what I hope Triple H kicks your ass tonight and you end up in the hospital or lose your precious title. It seems to be I have always been right about wrestling. All you care about is a precious ten pound belt that holds no real value than to say you are the leader of all these idiots who beat each other up! Well I am glad you have that to show yourself that you are the King of the Mountain. I hope you like it. And my life would be a lot easier if I never had to meet another wrestler again! After tonight I think all of you are just buffoons who need lives!"

With that Keeley turned to look at the man that was her uncle.

"Hi, Uncle Jerry. I am glad you're finally here. Why did you have to leave us with these two idiots?" Keeley said with a brief glance at Randy and a pointed ignore of John.

"Well Keeley, I must say I agree with you on calling that Thug an idiot, but I don't know I think Randy is a good wrestler and a valuable athlete. As to not meeting you and your sisters personally I am sorry. I was umm ah…detained."

These words earned a raised eye brow from not only Keeley but the majority of the room. Just then Cena decided to speak again.

"Yeah, sure sexually harassing the new diva search winner is called bein' detained, if tha's what it's bein' called these days."

"You know what," Krista said getting up from her seat beside Randy and walking over to give her Uncle Jerry a hug, " I think we should all just umm forget about what has happened thus far and just umm begin again. I mean Taylor has had fun thus far as far as I know and well that was the whole point of this." Krista said with a pointed glance at Keeley, who had grown strangely quiet after Cena spoke. She was about to speak again when Taylor decided to put in her two cents.

Taylor had risen from her spot by the Mexican luchador and made her way over to stand on the other side of Krista.

"Yeah umm I thought it was cool meeting some wrestlers, but now I really wanna see the show. So umm can we go to our seats now?"

Taylor's words surprised pretty much everyone in the room as they all got the idea she liked to be the center of attention and well the conversation really wasn't about her.

"Sure girls! I think y'all will definitely enjoy the show. Mr. McMahon is here tonight so I am sure it will be exciting and Raw is taking on Smackdown! in a huge match and of course Team Raw will prevail! Come on girls; let's get to your seats, which just happen to be right behind the announcers table. Maybe on the way you'll get to meet…"

Lawler's voice trailed off as he led Taylor out the door, followed by Krista who waved bye at Randy, who wasn't as stuck on him self as she thought. At least that's how it seemed from him listening to her talk. Finally Keeley followed still clearly in a dark mood.

King's voice was still clearly heard as he told the girls about some of his favorite wrestlers including Trish Stratus, who he said "Had a great amount of puppies, I mean talent." A remark which earned him a smack from all three of his nieces.

Cena watched them all go and wondering how in the hell everything had gotten so out of hand. He was still thinking when he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder. John looked up to see the mischievously blue eyes of Randy Orton looking down at him. Cena raised an eyebrow in question.

"Ya know man…I don't how you do it! First you had her in your arms and then you made out with her. And all you got was a smack out of it. I think you need to try a different approach to getting a woman man. You know I could give you some pointers. I am the Legendary Lady Killer. Just ask some of the divas. In fact man I could help ya by say setting up with a woman who is clearly interesting in you."

John simply rolled his eyes and exited the trainer's room. He had a match he had to focus on winning.