Hello anyone's pitiful soul who reads this!smiles I just wanted to say that this is not really emotional anime but instead one of her closest bestest friends! So call me Gackt! Not my real name so yeah…..sorry if the characters are a little….well not like the show but I'm trying my best so quiet filthy insolent earth human! Umm I mean which I am too…..yeah………anyway the reason I'm using her account thing is cuz my computer is evil and wont let me make my own curses ancient demon on computer Anyway! My fics will get better as I go on and Zun if you haven't already guessed is going to plan something BIG. So keep reading monkey slaves! Thank you!
Zun was on the couch laying their…..just staring at the ceiling. It felt only like 2 minutes she was so deep in thought but she really knew it really was hours now. She couldn't sleep with the lies of the two tallest on her mind. She got up and looked over at a small rectangular purple clock which read 2:17 AM. She couldn't believe Zim hadn't come up yet to go to bed, I mean what was he a Zlortl skurch!
She got up and started to walk around the house. She opened up the door to Girs room to looked inside. She squinted in the dark room to see things like "I love doom" posters and piggys hanging from the ceiling. She looked at Ris who was sleeping on a green beanbag and Gir was sleeping on a small circular light and dark purple rug. She guessed that Gir must've slept on the beanbag before and was nice to let Ris use it….or maybe she threw him off the bean bag…….either one is good.
She then walked back to the parlor and in front of the desk Zim had gone down earlier.
"Computer take me to where Zim is I have something I want to ask him." She whispered just loud enough for it to obey her command. The desk opened up and she jumped into the purple creepy metallic hole. She landed on her right foot first and then her left. She didn't make any noise at all though when she landed. She walked over to Zim as quietly as she could making no sound.
She saw Zim fast asleep on some controls in front of a computer. She walked over to him and put her hand on his shoulder.
Zim jumped up from a startled shock screaming "AAAAHHHHH THE SQUIRRELS ARE BACK!" He then looked to see Zun laughing at his fear of the squirrels. "What do you want?" He quickly spat out. "Geeze giggle I just wanted to ask you something" she started to laugh a little bit more until she was satisfied enough. "What?" Zim let out with a long sigh. She quickly got all serious again and tried to remember what her plan was again…..she forgot…….stupid. "…..I forgot…….but Ill tell you tomorrow. Now go to bed!"
She walked to the small elevator with Zim and went upstairs……along the way up though a lot of shoving and cramped space wasn't all to pleasant…..yeah someone coughZim!cough hit their eye against the wall while going up and when that Irken tried to push the other one back they shoved him in the wall yet again!
When they got upstair Zim went to his room in anger for being pushed in the wall a third time while Zun went back over to the couch with a smile of satisfaction on her face. It was strange now since this time she quickly dozed off dreaming of herself creating more chaos and destruction. But this time was different since it was the tallest dieing and she was the new tallest because of her superior self. Everything was great until the high pitched squeaking robot that woke her up.
"THE WAFFLES ARE DONE!" the robot was running around the room in a circle. It had its cat costume on and squeaked with every step it took.
She got up and rubbed her eyes. Stupid couch was pretty stiff which made her back a little sore. She stood up and stretched her arms by reaching up. Then something came to mind….What the heck is a waffle? She walked over…..more like dragged over to the kitchen by Ris as she was screaming random nonsense about the waffles.
She sat down along with Ris and watched Gir making the waffles as he stared deeply into the toaster. Girs eye twitched a little as Zim now walked in yawning.
"Sooooooooooooooo……………" was all that could be said as Gir gave Zun a plate of stacked waffles drowned with syrup. She poked at them first and then took a bite. "These are pretty good Gir what's in them?" she asked as the taste was familiar but she couldn't place her finger on it. "Soap And Peanuts!" Gir gave a very happy smile as he looked at her. Zun just shrugged and continued eating. They were pretty good.
"Gir! I told you no one likes soap and peanut waffles!" Zim yelled at the tiny robot in his costume as he received his waffles.
"Gackt likes them!" Gir screamed, and he sat down with the last waffles for him and Ris.
"Who's Gackt?" Zun asked Zim who was poking at the waffles as though they were radioactive.
"Girs been rambling on about this girl named Gackt for some reason. Its getting annoying but I know this is just a phase he is going through and it will soon pass like all the others!" Zim replied as he raised an eyebrow at Girs weirdness. "Ohh yeah and Zun your going to have to go to skool with me for a while until you leave so none of the filthy earth pigs don't get suspicious about you ok?" She simply just nodded while shoving down some of the waffles down her throat.
The two started to walk to skool in silence until Zun decided to speak up. "Ohh I remember what I wanted to ask! Have you ever desired to be the tallest?"
"Of course is that not every smeets dream?"
"What if I said you could be?"
"That's impossible since I've stopped growing a long time ago. It's simply impossible."
"Not with the Ultimate machine its not." She smiled and evil grin as Zim started to think about it.
"Whats the catch?" He asked with suspicion.
"Ok we both share the power together. I figure I could conquer about 20 planets a day so it will take us a while but as soon as we get more planets than the tallest we go to war."
"What? You never mentioned war? And what happens if we lose?"
"Were not gonna! I can wipe out 20 planets in 1 day! I think I can destroy a couple of stupid armies. And besides once we win I get to kill the tallest."
"Kill them? Why would we do that? And wouldn't we be going to war with our own people? This is crazy! This is stupid! I'm in!"
"Great! Now heres where you come in! I'll let you borrow Ris. She may look dumb but she's almost as powerful as me. You have to take control of all the planets while I'm at war and gone ok? Ill explain Ris to you later. She's a little complicated but Ill make a list of her attacks and defenses."
"Well ok that sounds good I guess…but why do you want to kill the tallest?"
"Personal reasons."
"Class this is Zun. Now Zun if theres anything you would like to say then say it now BECAUSE AFTER THIS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU!" Ms. Bitters said coldly.
"whatever you old…Hello! My name is Zun and as long as you ignore me completely everything will be fine but if you don't I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A SWIRLING HELL OF PAIN AND TORTURE!" Zun yelled at the class. Everyone was now afraid of her and sorta cowering.
"Thank you Zun that was beautiful. Now lets see where can you sit?" She said as she scanned her finger through the class. "Uhhh……..You!" She pointed to a kid who sat next to Dib. "You are being transferred to the underground classroom!" she pressed a red button on her desk which made the kid fall under the classroom floor. Zun walked over to the desk and sat down as she completely ignored the speech the teacher was saying about how to make mayonnaise…….why would you need to know that? She looked over to what Dib was doing. It looked like he was drawing Zim being dissected but then again she didn't care. Dib noticed she was staring at him and quickly glared at her. She looked away……..how long did this last……………
"IM GONNA GO INSANE!"she thought about to break what seemed like her 50th pencil. She broke that one and just got another one from her pack. She saw Dib still staring at her which just got her even more ticked off…….She crumpled a piece of paper and threw it at Dibs head to try and get him to stop already since it was getting old. Everyone else though in the classroom decided hey lets also crumple a piece of paper and throw it at Dib too. But before they could throw it she glared at them through narrow slits for eyes which made them put the paper under their desks.
The bell finally rang but skool wasn't over.
"Time for Gym everyone. Now go!" Ms. Bitters demanded while pointing at the door.
It wasn't far of a walk and when they got there they had to change into gym clothes. The guys had white shirts with red stripes going down on each side and the shorts where also white with red stripe on the sides. The girls had the same shirt but instead of shorts they had white skirts with red stripes on the side. Her gym clothes were actually pretty comfy.
When they got in the gym they were separated into two teams. Of course though Zim, Dib, and Zun were on the same team along with some random kids. The worse thing though was that their team had all the kids who were bad at throwing hitting catching and a lot of other things that involved sports. They were playing dodge ball and each team went to the opposite sides of the rectangular gym. Everyone had grabbed a ball and went to their side.
"Okay how do we play?" Zun hurriedly asked.
"Pretty much you throw the ball at another person. If they get hit they're out. If your get hit your out. If they catch the ball when you throw it then your out. Whichever team has all of their people out loses." Dib quickly explained since no one else did.
"Ok that's easy enough thanks." Zun smiled. He just kinda scoffed and looked away crossing his arms.
The game had now started and everyone around her was almost gone in less than 20 seconds. She jumped in the air to dodge 5 balls that were aimed at her head when she saw it. Dib was gonna get hit out if he didn't move and he wasn't. She dived infront of him quickly getting hit with the ball instead.
"What the-" but Dib was cut off by a whistle from the coach by Zun calling a time out.
"Okay Dib this is what you do" She started.
"Why should I do what you say? She shouted back.
"If you want to win this then you'll listen to me!" She started writing equations in the air until she pointed to a wall that no one was near. "Okay throw there"
"Why?"
"JUST DO IT!"
She marched off to some bleachers and sat next to Zim who had gotten out after 7 secounds in the game.
"What did you say to him and why did you help him?" He asked curiously.
"You'll see and hes my teammate I could let one of my teammates die…..well I couldn't help you but that's because you were all the way across the gym floor and I didn't feel like saving you since….well I have no reason other than I didn't want to." She said as she watched the game. Zim of course threw a small fit but was over it and continued to watch the game.
Dib hesitated a little bit about throwing it were Zun wanted him to throw it……he decided that they were in skool and nothing worse could probably go worse so he threw the ball in the direction he was told to. The ball flew all the way over to the wall were no one was and everyone just pointed and laughed at dibs stupidity. The ball though bounced back and hit each kid as though they were part of a human pinball machine. Some of the kids were even smashed against the wall and left huge dents behind. This of course got every kid on the other team out and left Dib and the others cheering until the ball bounced off the wall again and hit Dib in the face almost breaking his nose.
"Ohh yeah I forgot to mention to duck" Zun managed to say as she and everyone else started to laugh.
The rest of the dodge ball games were exactly the same almost except Zun won almost every game since she would sacrifice herself for some of her teammates to give them instructions of where to throw so they could be the heroes.
It was time for lunch now and Dib decided to see if Zun was the same way about hating bologna like Zim was. He threw a piece at her but it just slid off her head like nothing and got her so angry that the only way to release it was to throw Dib out the window and she did.
"How did the bologna not affect your skin?" Zim asked as Zun sat back at the table.
"Two words Zim. Ultimate Machine….You don't pick things up fast do you?" She said as she flicked some mashed potatoes at Zim which made him start to scream and roll around on the floor in agony and pain from the healthy food. "Wow you're really pathetic huh?" Zim got up having smoke coming off of him where the potatoes had hit him near the eye. He managed to get it off but he was still burning.
Skool was finally over but it was raining so Zim and Zun just waited at the front door of the skool.
"So why are we waiting again?" Zun asked in curiosity as she went to go touch a drop of rain with her finger but was quickly yanked back.
"The water will burn your skin!" He quickly shrieked but Dib had decided to splash water near them anyways. Zim rolled around screaming in pain since he forgot to renew his coating of glue and Zun just stood their as though nthing happened. She walked down though and grabbed Dib by the back of his collar. The rain was to thick to see anything but you could still hear the screams of Dib until he was finally thrown over to were Zim was also screaming from the water and went through the door.
Zun walked back now but with a pink umbrella emerging out of her pack she grabbed Zim by the hand and dragged him back to the base avoiding huge puddles which just made Zim scream louder and more annoyingly.
When they got their back to the base it stopped raining just to tick them off.
"I'm going out to plan for tomorrows Invasion okay?" Zun watched as Zim just twitched repeatedly and took that for an "ok".
Hurray! I think writing 5 pages of nonsense is good enough for my second fic! Well the plan is out and now no one cares I bet. Their going to try to take over the universe before the tallest do and try to kill the tallest also. Yes please people review even if you don't like it or maybe have some ideas to make this story a little bit better. And if you do like it then you can have a cookie! But that's not all! You also get a free bag of sugar! Hurray for sugar and cookies! Chocolate chip cookies to be exact since oatmeal cookies taste like crap! Well I should start writing my third fic now and getting that over with. Oh yeah and sorry this took a while since this is my first ever fic!
Gackt signing off!