Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Summary: Read the first chapter.

Disclaimer: I only own the concept of the story and some of the characters.

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Chapter Nine

Previously: "Whatever! He is not my boyfriend!"

"Sure keep telling yourself that. Maybe one day I'll believe it!"

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The pair made their way around the maze of the backstage area and finally found Rey Mysterio's locker room, but not before they passed every other locker room or so it felt that way. Keeley had not paid too much attention; but Krista did. Krista noted where a certain Legend Killer's locker room was as well as the temporary residence of one WWE Champion. Krista happily noted that neither locker room was very far from Mysterio's, meaning her plans just may work.

As the two sisters made their way to the door, they heard laughing from inside. Keeley knocked but didn't' receive an answer. She turned and looked at Krista, shrugged and pushed the door open.

Inside Rey Mysterio was showing Taylor some wrestling moves. The pair had been talking about who were some of the greatest wrestlers of all time and were presently engaged in an argument over the validity of Hulk Hogan's finisher.

"Dude, a leg drop? He is so old that's all he can do anymore!"

"I beg to defer chica. Hogan is one of the all-time greats. Doesn't' matter what his finisher is."

"Whatever. Oh I see you two are back. You better hurry Krista your boyfriend is about to go off. This is a boring match. I would think that the writers could have come up with a better twist then having Bischoff being the guest referee."

Krista blushed as Rey looked at her.

"So you're the Legend Killer's new girl?"

"No I am not the Legend Killer's new girl. If anyone is his girl it's that slut Candice Michelle!"

Rey burst out laughing at this statement earning a questioning look from all in the room.

"You see lovely ladies. Candice Michelle is how to state it. Candice is a slut. She is the community bicycle that everyone, well most, have had a ride on. So I would hope my young friend would have better taste then that."

"Oh. So umm but he flirted with her earlier."

"Yeah well who doesn't Randy flirt with? Listen Krista, that's your name right?"

She nodded.

"Randy is a natural flirt. He can't help it. He would try to charm a rock if he had to. It's just a part of him. What I have seen of you and from the way your umm sisters act I think you could handle the Legend Killer, but if you think he would just umm have an on-going fling with someone like Candice Michelle perhaps you're not as smart as I thought."

Rey then turned his attention back to the screen in time to see Randy lose the match by DQ because Batista came out to help his fellow Smackdown superstar out.

"Well that was a good match. Now it's almost time for Raw. But it won't begin for about twenty minutes or so."

Rey moved to sit down on the couch beside Taylor whose eyes were glued to the screen. Krista moved into the room further coming to rest on the couch beside Taylor. She looked across the room at Keeley who was still standing in the doorway.

She raised an eyebrow in question.

"I think I am going to go get some water. I'll be back in a few minutes."

With that Keeley turned on her heel and exited the locker room.

As soon as Keeley left the room Krista turned to the other occupants and began to speak.

"Okay Taylor I know it's your birthday and all, but Keeley needs our intervention!"

Taylor raised an eyebrow.

"Oh really?"

"Yes really. She likes John Cena. I didn't' get her to say it but I can tell. And just think Taylor if she is interested in Cena he can distract her and make her happy and then she wouldn't have time to inspect your life and tell you what to do. So really I think by helping her you get the greatest gift of all!"

"And that is?"

"Keeley stays out of your life!"

Taylor looked like she thought for a minute then spoke.

"Sure. What did you have in mind?"

"Well actually it requires the assistance of your new friend here."

Rey looks puzzled but anything to help a friend.

"Okay sure count me in for whatever you have planed."

Krista smiled that's what she liked to hear.

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While the trio was plotting Keeley's demise so to speak, she was walking to the refreshment area. She needed a few minutes alone away from her sisters and the eyes of anyone else. She just really wished she were at home right now and had never come to this show. Her life would have been so much easier. Keeley was very complacent and hated change. She just liked to be comfortable and change didn't' make her comfortable.

She was rounded the last corner before she found the water when suddenly she ran into a wall, not just any wall, but a soft, sweaty wall that belonged to one Randy Orton.

Keeley looked up and her eyes slightly widened then she said, "Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

Randy stared down at the woman who had been antagonizing him and his best friend for most of the evening. It seemed as though she had lost some of her fire and he didn't like that.

"It's cool. Don't worry about it. Where are you sidekicks?"

He asked as he got himself some water, he was a little dehydrated from his match. He grabbed one and handed it to the young woman as well, which she gladly took.

The young woman taking a sip before answering the Legend Killer, a wary smile playing across her face.

"Umm they are in Rey Mysterio's locker room. I left them all on the couch. I just felt the urge for some space I love my sisters but sometimes they are a little much."

Randy smiled he could understand that.

"Well would you like some company on the wall back? I mean can you contain yourself until we get to my locker room at least? I know I am irresistible."

He winked at the young woman.

"I think I can handle it. You know you aren't so bad after all. I just wish other people could have turned out the same."

Keeley began to talk as they started in the direction she had come.

Randy knew immediately what she was talking about.

"Yeah well not everyone can be as wonderful as me! But you never know…you may have jumped to the wrong conclusion. Have you ever thought that you make snap judgments that don't always turn out to be right?"

Keeley looked up to see Randy staring down at her; she knew he was talking about John.

"I don't see why it matters what I think. I mean I just met John and well it's not like its love or anything. Love takes time to build it doesn't just happen in a minute or from a chance meeting."

Randy looked thoughtful for a minute.

"You never know with love. I mean it's a mystery. But if there's a spark or a chance isn't it worth it, I mean why ruin it before it has a chance?"

The pair grew quiet as they passed Randy's locker room and then John's and finally came to a stop in front of Rey's.

"You have a point, but I have a life that is real and it takes up time….so…"

"And our lives aren't real? I think you have some pre-judgments that need to be changed before you can even make a decision. But you don't have to listen to me I am just a buffoon or what was it?"

She smiled.

"I don't remember. Thanks for the talk. You really aren't' as bad as I thought. Oh and don't ever tell Krista I said this, but you have my blessing if you wanna you know pursue her or anything."

Randy smiled and was about to speak when the locker room door suddenly burst open.

Rey Mysterio was standing at the door and looked shocked for a minute to see the Legend Killer, but he quickly recovered and looked straight at Keeley.

"Umm I was supposed to tell you to go to a different locker room when you got back. Apparently your sisters wanted to go watch Raw in the announcer's locker room. Something about it being nicer or something. I am not sure. But I can say ya where that is…if ya want."

Rey looked at Randy when he said that. Randy had gotten a puzzled look on his face when Rey began to talk about an announcer's locker room. There was no such thing. He was about to speak up when he noticed the look on Rey's face and caught on, kind of.

"Yeah you know it is nicer than the regular locker rooms. It's worth it." He put in to assist whatever was happening.

Keeley looked at both men and shrugged her shoulders.

"Whatever."

"Excellent. Right this way Miss Keeley."

With that Rey took Keeley's hand and lead her back the way she had come, they were followed by Randy who was glad he had no idea what was up just followed along. His locker room was on the way to wherever Rey was taking Keeley, so why not follow.

Keeley was being pulled down the hallway for the second time in so many hours and this time it was by a wrestler that she was an inch taller then. Huh, funny thought, but what if he dates Taylor. She's three inches taller then him. That would be interesting. As she was lost in her thoughts, Keeley didn't know that he was stopped and suddenly ran into the short luchador's back.

"Sorry."

All he did was smile as suddenly a locker room door flew open and Keeley was pushed/pulled into it, the perpetrators quickly exiting pulling the door shut quickly behind them.

Keeley was confused at first then she figured out it had been female hands that had pulled. Her eyes suddenly narrowed as she figured out exactly who was behind her imprisonment.

Her sisters had locked her into a locker room and she wanted to know why.

"Let me out of here! I don't know what crawled up your butts and died but if you don't let me out of here I will press charges family or not! You cannot imprison someone against their will!"

She got no response from the other side of the door and proceeded to begin to bang.

"Let me out of here, damnit! I hate you all!"

Keeley was yelling so much and banging so loudly she didn't notice that upon entering this strange locker room water had been running from somewhere inside. And well in the time she was shoved in and began to bang, the water stopped.

The water had contained a young man who was confused now. He had known his locker room was empty, but now there was someone here. What's up with that, he thought.

The young man quickly got out of the shower and threw on a towel and proceeded to go see what the racket was all about.

What the WWE Champion found made his almost laugh out loud.

John saw Keeley Lawler, the current thorn in his side banging on the door. She looked pretty angry and he could guess what happened.

He chose the moment she stopped yelling to clear his throat.

Keeley heard a noise behind her. Oh god what have those evil little hobbits done!

Keeley took a breathe and then turned around to find a very wet, very naked John Cena staring intently at her, smirk on his face.

"So ya couldn't resist me huh? Had t' come lookin' for me? Well I gotta say babe ya found me at what could be an opportune time for ya."

He then winked awaiting what the young woman's reaction would be.

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